ptolema: fem. form of the greek Ptolemy, meaning "aggressive, warlike".

Hey. I'm Molly. I'm positively ageless, say 'intense', 'dude', and 'man' way too much, and am "comma-happy", as my friend's sister likes to say. Don't tell me that I use too many commas in my writing, becuase I already know that I do.

What can I say.

Punctuation is pretty boss :3

Anyway, I'm a HP freak and am mildly obsessed with Twilight, though deep down I know that it is horribly written and not worth drooling over. I think that Chamber of Secrets was a little disappointing, Breaking Dawn is an epic fail, and all New Moon is is Bella whining about losing Edward while Jacob Black (who, might I add, is NOT a creepy stalker) is gorgeous and single.

Edward Cullen is completely overrated. Jacob is pretty cool. But even he doesn't stand a chance against Jasper.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is my life.

The rest of the series can go suck it. They're terrible. (Seriously, has anyone else noticed that The Restaurant at the End of the Universe lacks a plot?)

FAVORITE PAIRINGS:

Harry Potter:

Ginny/Blaise

Draco/Hermione

Remus/Nymphadora

Ginny/Draco

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Remus/Sirius

Twilight:

Bella/James

Bella/Felix

Alice/James

Jacob/Bella

Emmett/Rosalie

Carlisle/Esme

Alice/Jasper

Mike/ANYBODY 'cause he's a sexy beast XD

Night World:

(This list will be pretty sparse, since I'm only on DOD. THERE IS NO TIME TO READ D:)

Ash/Poppy

James/Poppy

Jade/Mark (Haah I almost write Mike here! I've got Newton on the brain.)

QUOTATIONS:

"Wait, guys. Don't you need at least 4 people for it to be considered an orgy?"

"Life is like a turd in the toilet bowl."

"Chuck Norris. Period."

(While outside stargazing after auditions for a play):

Me: "Ooh, let's find the moon! It was really big earlier." Grace: "I think it's over there." looks over there "Hey, where'd it go?" Jake: "Damn. Missle must have missed."

"They're abandoned. I checked. Look at the rust!"

"Mah pants. Are too low."

Greenberg: What's the most sexual un-sexual word that you can think of?" Nuzzo: "Extrrrrravaganza!" All of us: collapse into fits of laughter

Q U E N T I N W I L S O N is my lover
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