HI i am not going to tell you my real name so haha on you!!!!!!!!!!! I dont know what to write about so if you have any ideas tell me!!!!!!!!!!! i am a tree hugging hippie!!!!!!!!!my nickname is kyle da unicorn!!!

I love my

crazy

stupid

totally insane

annoying

moronic

mildly violent

anti-social

friends

Your a great freind but if the zombies chase us im tripping you!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?"
Fang: "Nope. I'm the smart one."

ter Borcht:"Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang:"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

YOU gotta PROBLEM wit ME?
SOLVE IT
THINK im TRIPPPN?
TIE MY SHOES
CANT stand ME?
SIT DOWN
CANT face ME?
TURN THA FUCK AROUND!

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I'll kill you!"

"Whatever doesnt kill me, had better run pretty damn fast"

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'What's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more than one night.'

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

I burst out laughing in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?

I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen!

You and me are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass!

Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid!

They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine!

Its better to have loved and lost then to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life!

Only You!... can help me hide the bodies!

So I'm in love with several fictional characters from books and 'cartoons', your point is?

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Or combo of all four. How? He's gay and married to another gay guy and is fictional character in a book that is soon to be a movie. yeah, I got skills!

There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.

It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.