Name: Jessica, but I go by Jesse mostly.

Age: Lucky number 13!

Location: Drink all day, Play all night, Lets get it poppin, I'm in Miami bitch

Likes:

- MUSIC! My taste in music is all over the place.

- Cooking (especially breakfast. The only thing I can cook)

- Poking fun at innocent Walmart shoppers

- Watching good movies.

- Being the perfect mix of pervert and innocent ;)

- Rollerskating. It's the neatest thing since sliced bread.

- MSN rockerz my boxerz

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- Nagihiko Fujisaki types... teehee!

Dislikes:

- All around morons

- Boring classes at school

- Uptight adults

- Reality shows

- Shy people. I'm shy so another shy person is a boring time. VERY boring.

- Parties. I'm no good with crowds.

- Attention. I'm more of a wallflower with a personality :D

- Attention whores.

- Not getting my daily sugar and caffeine.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.

A Dumb Quiz To Pass Time:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:

"shoulder and set out to find Belisa Crepusculario. He followed" The Stories of Eva Luna by Isabel Allende.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

The remote control.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Everybody Hates Chris.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:40 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:38 PM (I'm just that awesome...)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV in the living room, the TV in this room and my grandmother rambling about something in the kitchen.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday. To go to school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Youtube and Facebook.

9. What are you wearing?

My Hello Kitty pajama pants and a really comfy orange shirt I got at Old Navy.

10. Did you dream last night

No :( I don't dream that much.

11. When did you last laugh?

Like an hour ago when I was on MSN, chatting with my best friend and my foreign cousin.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Owl decals, a daily horoscope calendar, a family picture, paintings, a ceramic mask, and one of my dad's mechanic awards.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Walked around my hispanic neighborhood and saw the polar opposites: a guy in a rust bucket that's about to break down, and a guy with a immaculate Cadillac escalade. Both living right next to each other. -_-

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Not much fun.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Moon.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

ALL THE STUFF ON MY BIRTHDAY WISH LIST!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I'm probably failing English. Again.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Domestic abuse.

19. Do you like to dance?

Depends on the day.

20. George Bush:

should've never become President in the first place.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Lorraine.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Dexter.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Sure!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?

"Yea, I know. Letting you coming up here was kinda of a last-minute decision."