Hello! If you are reading this, then you must have some sort of interest in me!

I will hopefully be putting up more stories on here when I have the time.

Most of my stories will probably be about Hetalia and maybe other series. So, if Hetalia is not for you the then you will not like my stories.

I know most people on here work on multiple stories at a time, but I don't have the patience or the concentration to do that. So, I will be working on one story at a time.

I have a lot of ideas for self-insert stories, but I will more than likely not do too many of those. It gets a bit boring when you keep re-using yourself. That's just my opinion.

I guess I can tell you a little bit about myself.

I am indeed female. I'm also socially awkward, so more than likely I will not initiate conversation. It is not because I have a problem with people; I'm just really shy. If you want to talk to me, go ahead and send me a message! I'm friendly, I swear!

I live in the state of Louisiana with my grandparents and little sister. Lived here all of my life. I would love to get the chance to travel the world, If I can someday. But for now, I'm settling with going around the United States.

This is also my first time putting a story online. I've written plenty of Fanfiction is the past but I've never submitted any of them online. Hopefully, you guys will love them.

Currently, I'm collaborating on a story with MauraMcFucktwiddles. Yes, it's a very interesting name. The story is posted on my profile, but hopefully she will start putting out stories of her own once we are finished with The World of Hetalia.

Favorite Hetalia Shippings.

GermanyXItaly

RussiaXAmerica

RussiaXCanada

PrussiaXCanada

PrussiaXGermany

SwedenXFinland

EnglandXAmerica

SpainXRomano

Quotes from life experience:

Stunning insights from Maura:

"I love it when you play with my back fat."

"Semi-colon in a sex scene? Looks like we're moving up in the world."

"I don't always hide in crotches, but when I do, it's Sarah's."

"Wait, are we going from one kiss to a blowjob? God, Sarah, you work fast." (I promise, this is in the context of my fan fiction.)

On the subject of younger men and geriatric prostitutes:

"I'm compensating for the grandmother I never had."

During a 3AM conversation, philosophy ensues:

"When it's four o' clock in the morning and you're in a conversation with someone, it's either love or loneliness."

"Or in my case, lots of gay fan fiction."