Whhhhhyyyyy is it so hard to write an interesting profile-thingy!?!

It would be easier if people actually cared...

Lets get this out of the way...

For now you can call me Patron(though I'll probably be changing it soon) and I am currently a sophomore in highschool. I have a cat named Kiva who is absolutely adorable, narricisistic, clutsy and graceful -- it's a fullitme job. I'm also incredibly self-loathing/loving and always looking to get my ego stroked, so... leave a nice review? Along with being an author I am also an artist. Oh, and I sing, too. I'm just the poster child for artsy-fartsy, ain't I? I live in the south, so if I talk(type) a little differently than you, don't judge.

I am a proud supporter of:

Semi colons ;

Reading

BSing a project when you know you have a higher IQ than your teacher

Apathy -- it just might be for you

Quoting yourself in case you become famous

Being nice to people for the sake of being nice: it really freaks them out

Eating heathly foods because they're yummy

Eating un-heathly food because they're yummy

Ninjas

Maximum Ride

Musicals

Drawing

Basketball

Feet (They support me, too)

The Sarcastic Party (We really want you here)