I love Johnny Depp. Plain and simple. He is one of the most talented man out there and he deserves every ounce of respect. He also deserves every award that he earns. It started with Benny and Joon, not Pirates of the Caribbean or Once Upon A Time In Mexico.

Favorite quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean:

"You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you."
"Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?"

"Scarlet! (slap) I'm not sure I deserved that. Giselle!"
"Who's she?"
"What? (slap) I may have deserved that."

"Well then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out."
"I said no lies!"
"I think he's telling the truth."
"If he was telling the truth, then he wouldn't have told us."
"Unless of course he knew you wouldn't believe the truth, even if he told it to you."

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it."

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."

(fake voice) "It must've been terrible to be trapped here, Jack. It must've been terrible. (own voice) Well, it bloody is now! (sees white sails) There'll be no living with her after this."

"No! Not good. Stop, not good. What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM."
"Yes, the rum is gone."
"Why is the rum gone?"
"One - because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrals. Two - that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think there is even a slightest chance that they might not see it?"
"But why is the rum gone?"

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."

"A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"

"Well, I'm actually feeling rather good about this. I think we've all arrived at a very special place, ay? Spiritually, ecumenically, gramatically? I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth...it would never have worked out between us, darling. I'm sorry. Will...nice hat."

"But you have heard of me."

"Thank you, Jack."
"You're welcome."
"Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack."

"Do us a favor - I know it's difficult for you - but please, stay here, and try not to do anything stupid."

"No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?"

"One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl...how far are you willing to go to save her?"
"I'd die for her."
"Oh good. No worries then."

"Commandeer! We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term."

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

"Down to the depths with them that thought o' 'parley'."
"That would be the French."

"You don't want to be doing that, mate."
"No, I really think I do."
"Your funeral."

Favorite quotes from Once Upon A Time In Mexico:

"I can't see you fuckmook, I have no eyes."

"Can you hear me now? Okay...fucking bell."

"What? What is that? Why would I want bubblegum?"

"Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CANT?"
"I'm a Mexi-CAN."

"It is so good that when I'm finished with it, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen, and shoot the cook. And that is what I want you to do. To help me keep the balance by pulling the trigger."
"You want me to shoot the cook?"
"No. I'll shoot the cook. My car's parked out back anyway."

"Have you ever seen one of these?"
"Si."
"Ever use one."
"No."
"Don't ever because they are very bad. But right now what I need for you to do is aim this at the bad man who's following us, and shoot him in the head."
"Matarlo?"
"Oh yeah! Very matarlo. Closer?"
"Si."
"Okay, smoke him. Smoke the fucker. Send him straight to fucking Broadway."
"No."
"What?"
"No puedo."
"Okay, come here. (drops to ground over boy and points gun in man's direction) Right or left?"
"De reche."
(fires but doesn't hit anything) "Was that my right, or your right?"
"Mi de reche."
"Oh."

(on phone) "Listen, I cannot do everything by myself. I need someone to go over there with me. No, I lost my inside man, probably dead. And Cucuy, greedy turd that he is, ratted me out and has disappeared. Plus, I'm pretty sure the cartel is shadowing me. Heh. Now, listen, I have got a swell bunch of guys intercepting Marquez's army, but they've got no guns. Now listen, I want you to understand me, this is no time to screw the pooch because this is supposed to be the big dance number alright? Hello? Hello, are you there? (hangs up) Okay, Okay. I'm going to freak right out."

Favorite quotes from Sleepy Hollow:

"It was a headless horseman!"
"You must not excite yourself."
"But it was a headless horseman!"
"Of course it was. That's why you're here."
"No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless!"
"I know, I know."
"You don't know because you were not there! It's all true!"
"Of course it is. I told you. Everyone told you."
"I...saw him."