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High Society by Quills2 reviews
It's 1898. Elena lives a dispirited life as the Princess of Bulgaria. One day, she meets Count Damon de la Salvador, who changes her entire world. AU. Adult Content.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 145,462 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Elena G., Damon S., Matt D., Tyler L. - Complete
The Madness Underneath by MarvelousKatie reviews
Caroline is a psych student working as a sober companion in Chicago, hired by Elijah Mikaelson to assist his brother, Klaus, who is fresh out of rehab. For the next six weeks she'll be with him 24/7 helping him to maintain a sober life. Caroline will soon discover Klaus is no ordinary client. AH/AU, based off of Elementry/Sherlock Holmes. Do not have to be a fan of Holmes to read!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 204,152 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by klarolineepiclove reviews
She had everything she could have wanted. So how was it Caroline Forbes found herself suddenly single and being forced to room with her womanizing coworker all in one week? Suddenly Caroline is being forced to reevaluate everything she believed in, but as she searches for answers, can she forget about the one that got away and handle the one she never saw coming? Klaroline, AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Caroline F., Klaus
Addictions by Athazagoraphobiac reviews
When Elenas' life has been consumed by addictions, can anyone save her?- OOC,AU. *WARNING* Story contains strong language, substance abuse, graphic smut/lemons. For mature audiences only. Consider yourself warned.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,343 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Prowl by withfireandblood reviews
The Mikaelson family had a saying. "Love beyond family is the greatest weakness. We do not feel and we do not care." It was a code he lived by. So why did he save the girl? Klaus / Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,688 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Royal Sentiment by ohriverdale reviews
Sequel to Royal Disposition. ABANDONED
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
Kiss Me, Break My Heart by LoveEpicLove reviews
Elena Gilbert has been in love with her best friend Damon Salvatore for years, but when he asks her to help him win back the woman of his dreams, Elena decides she's had enough. Now Elena wants to move on, but Damon's not making it easy on her. AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,470 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Rescue Me by klarolineepiclove reviews
Caroline Forbes is returning to Mystic Falls for the first time in 5 years. She had only one task: stay long enough for her best friend, Stefan's wedding and then get out of dodge. But whether it comes in the form of jealous ex's, meddling siblings, or the handsome mysterious brother of the bride-to-be, she's realizing that some plans don't always go according to plan. AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,312 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Royal Disposition by ohriverdale reviews
In order to end the long feud between the five families of England, King Fell convinces peasant Caroline Forbes to become a princess. She is then sent off to marry Prince Kol Mikaelson as a peace offering between the two kingdoms. Caroline, trying to keep up her royal appearance, despite her non-royal blood, finds herself falling for Kol's older brother, Klaus Mikaelson. Part one
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,003 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
How Never Became Forever by morvamp reviews
Elena's established rules and guidelines for her relationships. She knows how to stay emotionally detached and when to cut the cord. But then she meets Damon, who could potentially change everything. AU. AH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,444 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
the guilty ones by grim grace reviews
An AU klaroline multific, wherein Caroline meets Klaus and falls for him, not knowing that he is, in fact, Klaus. Rated M for sexytimes :D
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,743 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Maybe It's Just Me by BleedtoLoveHer reviews
My name is Katniss Everdeen. I am 16 years old. I live in District 12. My best friend has just won the 74th Annual Hunger Games. AU. Rating has changed to "M".
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,479 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Pursuit by CreepingMuse reviews
"Is it so hard for you to believe someone would choose you?" "Hasn't happened yet." "Challenge accepted, Damon." Can Elena convince him he's the one she wants, body, mind, and soul?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,804 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Breaking Point by CreepingMuse reviews
Elena wants to learn to fight compulsion. Damon's all-too willing to help, but will either of them be able to deal with the consequences?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,818 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Perfect Unplanned by MarvelousKatie reviews
Caroline wakes up & finds herself in a car next to Klaus.She becomes tangled into his dangerous world of scheming & double crossing as he enlists her in his latest plot. But as they spend more time together, things start to unfold in a way no one planned
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,319 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Five, As Agreed Upon by ficlit78 reviews
Set in You Smell Like Dinner, Sookie and Eric's little argument ends differently, with both of them coming to an agreement about Sookie getting her house back. Namely, an exchange. M, because cussin' and sexin' will occur. *WINNER* of the 2013 Fangreaders' Dr. Ludwig Award for Best Novella Fanfic.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Love You Some Day by MegamiTenchi reviews
We make each other. A young, single Blair happens upon the already rakish and infamous Chuck Bass doing what he does best. Blair will never be the same- then again, neither will Chuck. MA for language, drinking, and endless gratuitous smut. AU, Chair, NJBC.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,643 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Slow Burn Summer by ThreeJays reviews
When the unthinkable happens, it's never the thing you expected. It's the thing you never even thought you should be afraid of. - Damon/Elena deals with Stefan/Elena Post 2x22 Fic. Rated M for language, violence, and adult stuff in later chapters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,713 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by tamilnadu09 reviews
When the cure doesn't work, Elena must prove that Damon's life is worth fighting for. Seven chances. Seven trials. Wrath. Greed. Sloth. Pride. Lust. Envy. Gluttony. AU after 2x22. D/E.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,918 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Last Stand by tamilnadu09 reviews
"It's okay to love them both." Takes place after 2x22: Because every choice has an unforeseen consequence...D/E.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,936 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Promises, Promises by aj81writing reviews
AU/AH. At the risk of being deported, Damon Salvatore forces his young assistant to pretend to be his fiancée. How far will they have to go to keep the charade up?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,854 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Come Home With Me by nondescriptf reviews
"You should've been a Bass," he said cruelly. Blair could hear the jealousy in his voice and she didn't want to have this argument right now. She should have left earlier, when she had a chance, this was a mistake. C/B. Oneshot.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Tonight We Tell The Truth by LoveEpicLove reviews
What happens when lies are no longer an option, and buried feelings are brought to the surface? Damon, Elena, Stefan and Katherine consume the witch's brew and spend the night telling the truth.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Brace Yourself by ThreeJays reviews
**SPOILERS INCLUDE PROMO FOR 2x18** Maybe he's not good enough and maybe she's not brave enough, but that's not enough - not anymore. D/E Pairing. Warning: Character Death - not main Trio. Rating for Language in later chapters
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Just Once by starsonfire reviews
AU set after ep15. Damon's emotions finally get the better of him and he skips town. In his absence, Elena is increasingly miserable without him. Realizing how much he matters to her, she goes looking for him. Because someone needs to pick him, just once.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,515 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Virtue Fell by TheVeryLastValkyrie reviews
AU. A tortured billionaire. A beautiful thief. In a world of possibilities, there's only so many ways to find each other.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,539 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Fake Empire by bama02614 reviews
AU story surrounding Chuck/Blair and the other UESers and even a few non UESers . Chuck and Blair, and their never ending story of passion and the pain that comes with it.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,881 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Chuck, Blair
The Difference by ThreeJays reviews
**HOUSE GUEST SPOILERS! Doppelganger hijinks can be a nuisance. And they can also change everything. Damon POV. Teeny Weeny Oneshot, post 2x16. Damon/Elena *Rated M for Language and Crudeness*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Locked In A Loveless Marriage by LoveEpicLove reviews
When Elena asks Damon Salvatore for a loan, he agrees on the condition that she marries him. What happens when she finds herself falling in love with a man who has told her he will never love her? AU. All human.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,326 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Memory Serves by BadBoysAreBest reviews
Elena accidentally asks for her soul mate. What happens when magic delivers 1864 Human Damon? How will the Vampire Salvatore brothers deal? Vampire Damon is tortured by intimate memories of Elena. He feels so close yet far away from her. AU1x14 - COMPLETE -
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,387 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Cold by Quills2 reviews
Fate has delivered Elena into Demon's mercy. Will his pride and cruelty push them apart or push them together? Damon/Elena. Rated M for Adult Content.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,250 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Atonement by SomethingBlue42 reviews
After Lord Voldemort’s victory, Hermione Granger is bought by Draco Malfoy, the Dark Lord’s most trusted servant. The longer she stays at Malfoy Manor the more she comes to learn that while Malfoy is vicious and unrelenting, not everything is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,017 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rules of Attraction by Nikki Exley reviews
Stefan never moved to town. Damon returns to Mystic Falls after Zack's death to take care of the boarding house and is stunned when he sees Elena for the first time. A Delena story, of course
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,120 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Favor Fire by stella luna sky reviews
"...As I watch the strong lines of his arms and the way they steadily hold that brush to create beautiful things, my stomach churns with acidic butterflies, and I think, real or not real?" Katniss embraces being the girl on fire at last. Pre-Epi. M.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 147 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Stuck by Nikki Exley reviews
Damon and Elena are trapped in an elevator together. A game of Truth or Dare to pass the time leads to some interesting revelations. Will end up strong T or light M. Just a two-shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 94 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Business and Pleasure by uncorazonquebrado reviews
Blair Waldorf doesn't believe in mixing business with pleasure, Chuck Bass makes his living out of it. Very AU, but still very much a CB fic
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,240 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
In Love & War by Isabelle reviews
COMPLETE. Chuck left the UES after 1.13. Yrs later, economic crisis leaves the world broke & only Chuck has any money left. Eleanor convinces Blair to marry Chuck for his money, but the feelings Blair has buried long time ago start to surface once married
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 117,337 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Dear Life, I Hate Chuck Bass by Isabelle reviews
COMPLETE. Post 2.05. When Blair wakes, the last thing she can remember is falling asleep the night Serena came back to New York. But apparently it’s 18 months later. She’s no longer Nate’s girlfriend, Serena is remorseful, & Chuck Bass… is in love with he
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,560 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete