Before John and his friends, and even before the trolls of Alternia, there were the trolls of Beforus. They wanted to win Sgrub, but they never came close to doing so. This is a story of how it all went wrong.

John has been sent to prison for patricide that he didn't do. But with the help of a few convicts: a green-eyed psychotic with vengeance, a German assassin-smoker, and the brother of that assassin who happens to be his cellmate and just intimidates him, he might escape out of here if he can survive the prison life. Convictstuck AU.

You (the reader) have always been poor. You tend to pigs at a seaside tavern. Everyone you love has passed on. You want an escape. A captain's need for a crew is just the one you need. But being a woman on a crew can create problems. Especially if everyone thinks you're a man. At least, you think everyone does. (ReaderxCronus. Humanstuck.)

Sequel to what about the plan. You're name is Dave Strider, and you lost

a long time ago demons once were know and feared, but after being chased back in to the darkness by hunters it was believed that the demons had all but been extincted. now as time and life its self has advanced it seems this wasn't true. sorry for the rubbish summary, this is a demonstuck au based of of a picture i found on tumblr, criticism welcome. rating may change.

Want to see a story written, but are way to lazy to write it yourself? Easy, tell me and I will make a prompt out of it! See first chapter for rules. (UPDATE: I am no longer accepting requests, but all requests I have already received will be finished)

AU where Sburb is a seemingly normal computer game, and all the characters play it. Humanstuck in real life, but normal in game. Rated T for language and mild gore.

A timeline doomed from the start. A human who shouldn't be there, and the tyrannical troll that found him. This new human should keep the whole group entertained as he struggles to deal with his world's destruction, magical floaty powers and odd human-like creatures known as trolls... mainly Terezi and Karkat. Follow Chris's plight through the outer rim, updates every other Wed.

This is a story of how a young boy named Karkat Vantas's whole world changes. Dancing has always been a huge part of his life, what happens when a debilitating car crash takes that away, and has him moving away from the life he knew in England to a new one in America with his older brother Kankri? There he is introduced to the preforming arts, and even more, John Egbert.

John's world is torn apart when he tests positive for the disease that threatens humanity-a disease that turns normal people into violent monsters, with grey skin and yellow eyes. He's quickly taken from his town and dumped in the fenced-in city 'Haven', where all the diseased go to live out their remaining days.

Karkat is the heir to some wealth along with his older brother, Kankri, in an early-to-mid 1900's. Wealth, friends, and urban society, all leading Karkat to more power than he wanted, listen as he tells his story of Loves, losses, triumphs, and defeats that are all part of life in the mafia.

Petstuck AU. Some trolls are rescued from a testing lab. Now they need new caring owners. Will post more chapters if requested.

"The apocalypse will come in the form of rain. Hopefully, it'll drown everyone except for you and the other eleven I have chosen for you to bring. The twelve of you are to steal your father's ship/boat-thingy and head out to sea. You are to leave your parents to die." Humanstuck Triggers include but are not limited to: Karkat, Gamzee, character death, normal Homestuck stuff

Shy, mute John moves with his father to Texas and must attend high school there. He meets new people, makes some friends and is introduced to a boy named Dave who John can only describe as perfect. JohnxDave

Kanaya raises Karkat and he knows he has to keep his mutation a secret. But when he start to make friends thinks start to get very complicated, it also don't help that Karkat is pretending to be a jade blood and has a high blood that likes him.

Humanstuck. A down and out Gamzee buys an abandoned candy store and starts turning it into the hottest new bar in town. Feel free to suggest ships or characters you'd like to see in the future!

For the past year or so, Karkat has been quiet and hasn't interacted with anyone if not necessary; he's too afraid of hurting someone with his harsh words again. Will John Egbert's nerve-wrecking persistence manage to make him snap at him? And will he hate Karkat for it? /AU, no romance for now, just friendship. My first fanfic. Tell me what you think.

Your name is Karkat Vantas, today is not your wriggling day, nor will it ever be your wriggling day again due to events that shall take place on this day… Which is not your wriggling day. AU where Sgrub never happened and Karkat is revealed to be a mutant. Warning: Character deaths, swearing, violence and sexual suggestions.

This is basically a collection of stories, most short. Each week I will take a word from reviews or messages, and turn it into a short fluffy or smexy story! Please leave a pairing if you want a specific one, if not I'll pick one.

Cronus doesn't want to exist, and one night he wishes on a falling star. Will he get his wish, or will something else come true? Oneshot :3 Based off a prompt on tumblr.

AU:Dave Strider is 27 and a single parent to his totally-genius 4 year old daughter, Rose. Jade Harley is a single mother and tries her best to take care of her precocious son, John. The two kids become friends at school, and Dave and Jade meet on a play date. There may be more than just friendship for the two parents. (first homestuck fic, please be kind and review! :))

It's been four years since the virtual reality game that changed Karkat's life. He tries to move on, but some people just can't let go. (Humanstuck AU, pairing hints, rated T for mental conditions and depression)

Karkat is abused by his dad, and has to protect his kid cousin Nepeta as well. When his dad goes too far one night, Sollux finds him. Now Karkat is hiding from his dad, will he be able to keep it up? (coverart belongs to the creator) *trigger warning*

Years after everything ended, Karkat still blames himself.

When Jake is sent to America for the summer by his mother, he expects some strange things to happen. After all, he is staying with John Egbert, a close family friend. Being his quirky self, John doesn't wait an hour before whisking Jake off to an adventure. Switches between John's point of view during 1944 and Jake's in 1971. I dont own Homestuck. [Obviously] Feedback please. :Y

Dave left his number in a romance novel, meaning to pick up some hot babes, but is bewildered when Karkat gives him a call.

Dave has been living in the system for seven years now until one day Bro gets him back. Rating will Change! Warning Will contain Stridercest. Please don't read if you are not into that!

Dirk and Roxy both have mighty hungers, but there's a burglar in the house!

I knew his mother meant the world to him. But I never expected our relationship to reach the point that he would bring me to meet her. Happy Mother's Day, Mrs. Egbert. I'll take good care of your son. I promise. Humanstuck. Flesh Universe.

I had to write a thing for class, so I wrote a 'no homo' straight boy story with Cronus and Mituna. Mentions of CroRim, Mitula, and PorMara.

Request a shipping and I'll write it for you, it's as simple as that. Rated for language.

What if you and your soul mate were connected by complex strings that only you could see? Now what if they already had a string connected to them? Might be a one shot but I might do more because this is interesting. Based off a prompt on tumblr.

Your name is Cronus Ampora and you are home for the first time in months, though the separation has felt more like years. You've missed the scent and touch and taste of him and now you can hardly believe you're seeing him again. It's safe to say that you could almost cry, but you don't have time. You're too busy mapping each other for that.

This a continuation of the story by my friend LonePone13

John is a semi-famous pianist who has been traveling to preform at various concerts and Dave has run away from his bro to travel the world and both are finally returning to the US when they meet on a plane. I posted this on A03 as well.