12/4/04

I'm redoing my profile since it hasn't been updated in like..a year. So here I go.

Name: Ashley
Nicknames: Ash, Paige, Bitch (as a joke lol), Ms. Phillips (my teachers always call people by their last names. it's wierd) Brat.
Age: 14
Birthday: September 15
Sun Sign: Virgo
Chinese Sign: Horse
Hobbies: Reading, writing, watching movies, watching the history channel, and hanging out with my friends.

Fav. Movies (in no order)

Pirates of the Caribbean
The Harry Potter Movies
Moulin Rouge
Interview with the Vampire
Queen of the Damned
Titanic
Oklahoma
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
X-Men 1&2
Remember the Titans
The Little Princess
The Patriot

Fav. T.V. Shows:

Charmed
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Roswell
Inuyasha
Sailor Moon

Fav. Books:

All of the Harry Potter Books
Pheonix Rising
Sabriel
Peter Pan
Interview with the Vampire
The Tale of the Body Theif

Fav. Parings:

Amara/St.John
Rouge/Remy
Elizabeth/Will
Satine/Christian
Wendy/Peter
Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione
Sirius/Ginny
Ginny/Draco
Pretty much anything except Harry/Hermione. Wake up people, this will not happen. Ron and Hermione all the way! lol
Sarah and Tony. He really needs to kiss her..oO story idea

My Stories:

Counter Parts: Next chappie should be up sometime today. I'll try to make it longer

Quotes:

Just around the Merrybin. - Lauren (You had to be there to get it)

Once there were birds in a tree and then they flew away. - Mark (I don't get why it's funny it just is)

Gambit: Oh, th' pain. His head is resting on her, ahem, chestoral area.
Rogue: Hush, Cajun, an' get up!
Gambit: Mus' be paralyzed.
Rogue: Convenient position.
Uncanny X-Men #367(i found this on a website and after reading it i fell out of my chair)

Save the cows-me

You're such a eunch Mark-Danie(blondone2009) This was before we actually found out what it was. lol

Pudding-Dudley in the deleted sceans in The Chamber of Secrets

As you wish- Westley(the priness bride) Now who wouldn't want a guy like that?

Drop.Your.Sword.-Westley

My name is Indigo Montoua, you killed my father prepare to die- Indigo Montoua (The Princess Bride)

Youra bloody puppit- Spike. That episode scared me so much. I'm scared to death of puppets.

Joey- God,I feel like my head is gonna explode.
Chandler- Well it is overdue.

Tom- U. G. L. Y. you ain't got no allaby, you ugly.
Joe- Speaking of ugly, where's Berk?
Christine- I dunno. Hopefully dead in a ditch somewhere.
This actually occured last week in Pre Algrbra

But why is the rum gone-Jack Sparrow

..My little black heart.- Lestat in Queen of the Damned.

We are the state of Confusion, of the island Dumbass, in the continent of Idiotcy.-me in art class.

Person 1: What are you?
Sarah: I'm Sarah.

Commiting the oldest sins in the newest ways.- Shakespeare

Me: Danie say something funny.
Danie: Something funny.
Sarah and Danie: hahahhahahahahh snort
Me: That wasn't funny.
Danie: Well we were laughing.
Me: Well you two have smaller..brains.

Sarah blowing in my hair
Me: Don'tblowing!
all laughing

Quotes from my story:

Maria: Oh my Goddess..look at Sirius! He is so sexy!
Ashley:Yeah, well be sure not to say that in front of him. He probably has a big ego.
Maria: Oh..I'm positive he has a big..ego.

Heather: Hey..um what would happen if we took Sirius back to our dimision?
Ashley: Well, the diminsions would get out of balence probably. Either their diminsion or ours would calapse.
Heather: Oppsie...

Maria: We need to hook Ashley up.
Heather: She wouldn't go out with him even if we did. She is so picky.
Maria: Well, that's why we shoot her with a tranquilzier gun first. Duh..