-16 - I'm Irish - I live in Dublin - My stories are becoming harder to write - your reviews make me smile- Cr8vgrl is like the most amazing person and I owe knowing her all down to fanfiction.

Go read EVERY SINGLE STORY that Cr8vgrl has written because they are all A-MAZ-ING!! especaily 'Rice Moves' she wrote that one for me :P

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please review my stories when you read them don't just add them to your fav's, ITS CRUEL!! I know that your reading but I don't know what you think of it!! it makes me sad!

I love the Jonas Brothers so much that my friends fear for my mental health

Christy xxxx

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Jonas Brothers section.(eveyone needs a Jobro section):

Joe: I put earphones in my ears at night so I can’t hear myself think.

Kev: Yeah, Joe’s a really loud thinker.

Joe; Yeah, like I tell myself crazy things like ‘JOE! I HAVE THIS GREAT IDEA… GO GET CHEESEBURGERS!’

Joe: We have to go to… uh… what’s that British country?

Interviewer: So, what was the coolest gift a fan has given you?

Joe: My favorite digital device is a toaster

Interviewer: If you could trade your brothers for anyone, who would it be?
Nick: I wouldn’t want to trade you guys. (Awww!!)

Joe: I would (LMAO!)

Kev and Joe: JONAS OUT!

Nick: That sounds boybandish.…

Joe: Hey baby, I got my library card and I’m checking you OUT!

Nick: Uhm, we use excellent a lot, all three of us.

Kevin: A lot!

Joe: I think my favorite word would be

Supercallafragilisticexpealledosio
us

Kevin: That’s too hard to say.

Joe: Dude, I’m always like I feel so Supercallafragilisticexpealledosio
us today and everybody is like WOW!

Joe: Yo! Listen, I’m Joe Jonas! I’m your best friend! Open the fridge! Eat a chicken.

Joe: When I am driving, everyone should clear the road.…

Joe: School work, baby! Whoo!

Joe: (Rapping) Yo, I know the muffin man. I know the muffin man. I’m the only one who knows him, knows him, knows him. He lives on my street. What’s up? Oh! Hey, muffin man!

Joe: I’m gonna go run in traffic, there are no cars in Oklahoma!!

"It doesn't matter if life it getting you down, with Christ you have everything," Nicholas Jonas.

"Live like your at the bottom, even if you're at the top," Joseph Jonas..

Jason: "Yeah, no go backs; it's like the golden rule." Nate: "No dude, the golden rule is tell the truth." Jason: "Dude, then it could be like the silver rule." Nate: "Why is it the silver rule?" Jason: "Ok, fine! The copper rule!" Nate: "The copper rule?" Jason: "Give me a hint, at least!"

Youtube:

Joe: "Hey, Kevin, what are you doing in there?" Kevin: "Oh, you know... stuff." Joe: "Awkward."

Joe: "I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us."

Kevin: "Hi guys, we're here, making another video for you because you're awesome and -" Joe: "Whee!! I'm a ghost!"."

Joe: "Look at Nick, he's a stud muffin."

Joe: "Mereal and Cilk."

Joe: "Yo ma name is DJ Danger. They say it's dangerous to open umbrellas inside, but I AM DANGEROUS!"

Joe: "Have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Quaziggyziggyzam."

Joe: "I went to the year 3000!" Nick: "Yo, that's illogical, I can't have it."

Joe: "Hold on...to your bike...here's hold on."

Joe: "I got my library card and I'm checkin' you out."

Nick: "Slow down sugar cause I'm a diabetic."

Nick: "My dog tag says Nicholas Jonas diabetes because I have diabetes." Joe: "You have diabetes?!" Nick: "Yeah, Joe, I do. Isn't that crazy?"

Joe rapping to a kid's alphabet game: "Aw, you don't know what the letter is. This is the letter O-o."

Joe making fun of Kevin's picture: "Hi I'm Kevin Jonas and I'd like to sell you a car!"

Nick before he goes to bed: "It's time for the most exciting part of the night...retainer time!"

Joe: "Rice moves? Oh, nice moves, Joe. What kind of rice is that? Rice moves, don't eat it."

Joe (in a southern accent): "I'm gonna kill you... with my gun. And then I'm gonna put you in the trunk of my car and drag you to the desert. And then I'm going to bring you home and make sure you're okay."

Joe: "I had Barney fuzzy slippers!"

Kevin: "Why do you have a knife?" Joe: "I don't know." Nick: "That's creepy."

Joe: "The device I can't live without is a toaster."

Joe: "Hi, I'm Enrique Iglesias."

Joe: "Hi, mommy, hi. Can you draw my curtain, please?"

Joe: "Everyday at three o'clock I become a different character." He dresses up like a nerd. "I'm allergic to flowers. I'm allergic to ocean water and... dental floss. I'm allergic to air." He falls, pretending to die. Later on... "Hey, all the ladies are going out with me, Nick." Demi Lovato comes in. "Hey, lady! I got a new library card and I'm checkin you out!"

Joe: "I just found out that Poptarts taste better if you put them in the oven or microwave." Kevin: "You're supposed to put them in the toaster." Nick: "Yeah, that's why they call them POPtarts!"

good things come in 3.

(yeah like JB!!)

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Tina/Christy
2.Joe
3. Wendy

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. heights
2. Small spaces
3. Shona's lizard/dragon thing

THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY:
1. Singing/dancing
2. Whan the Jonas Brothers do live chats
3. Being with my friends

THREE THINGS YOU HATE:
1. Fish
2. Nickelodeon
3.Irish weather

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Phone- it has my music on it
2. Friends
3. Twitter

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. grey leggings
2. pink dress
3. and my amazing black hat which is amazing

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (OR SAME) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:

1. Eyes
2. Smile
3. Personality/hair.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Singing/Writing Songs/playing piano (Making Music...)
2. Dancing
3. Laughing / Keeping Elena up till 6am

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Him
2. Money
3. Backstage passes

THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Singer/Songwriter
2. Teacher
3. Dancer

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. Cape Town
2. L.A
3. Paris

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Meet the Jonas Brothers
2. Travel
3. Joe Jonas (if you don't get it then you are to young to be on my page)

Hey, its Christina!!