Hello! Hola! Hallo! Sveiki! Dobry den! Merhaba! Hej! Kumusta! I just said hello in eight different languages. Thank you, Google Translate...

I am the great TINMS. Stands for There Is No Megaphone Store, BTDubs.

To explain the origin of my pen name, have you ever watched a TV show or movie where some guy has a megaphone and another guy asks "Hey, where did ya get that megaphone?" and the guy with the megaphone says "From the megaphone store!"? Well, there is no megaphone store. And that would be stupid to have one. Why so stupid, you may ask yourself? Because it's a whole store devoted to one product.

Oh, crap-a-pap, I forgot to tell you guys somethin' real important...

DISCLAIMER: THIS AUTHOR IS AN AWFUL PERSON. SHE WILL TURN YOUR FAVORITE KIDS COMEDY OR WHATEVER INTO A SPIRALING MASS OF BLOOD, DEATH, DESTRUCTION, VIOLENCE, AND THE OCCASIONAL SEXUAL CONTENT. SO BEWARE. THIS IS A WARNING. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...'CAUSE THIS IS A WARNING...

Ummm...yeah...

I'm also a weirdo. I take pride in my weirdness, though. I like EVERYTHING. And by EVERYTHING, I mean EVERYTHING. I'll write one story about one thing, then I'll see a movie, or read a book, love it, and write a new story based on that even if it's a totally different selection then my other stories. I see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Sgt. Frog, My Little Pony, Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, and many other irrelevant-to-each other stories someday resting below the words right here. I'm a wild card. What can I say?