When her father kicks her out of their division Nemu finds herself in the eight division, learning who she is as she helps Nanao with the paperwork and acts as her captain and vice captain's new nanny. Who is Nemu Kurotsuchi and who will she become?

Collection of Ichigo One Shots. YAOI Mature. Review please and make pairing suggestions

A promise, a battle, a fate... a war between Demon and Angel. All things Ichigo shouldn't be involved in. Bya/FemIchi Rated M now.

After years in a coma, Ichigo wakes up to many changes. The biggest one that Byakuya is her friend. Rated M Byakuya FemIchi

FEMALE Ichigo collection! Please make pairing suggestions! M rated

A love that blossomed in the darkness of her room, reaches maturity in her sunlight. My entry for the 2009 UlquiHime Pronzfest on BA. Good luck to everyone else who entered! Rated M. Obviously, for sexual content.

Orihime's been massively PMSing lately and Ulquiorra has been taking the brunt of her mood swings for... a while! But now, he's had it. Ulquihime oneshot. Same timeline as "Moonflowers in the Sunlight". M for angry sex. Written for Volkner's Storyteller.

Collection of Rare Requested pairings. Rated M Grab Bag of Yaoi, Yuri, Hentai, Gender bend, crossovers and other possible themes. Each chapter will State the type in bold print ;D Hope you enjoy.

It wasn't conventional, but it was a family.

A mysterious bar, and the people who enter it are changed forever. multiple pairings... Chapter one is Shunsui/FemJuushiro M rated. Dropped due to Illness

Fem Ichigo/Itachi.Rated M. Itachi escapes the stigma of his past, but will Ichigo be able to show him a possible future during her own crisis? Set in Bleach world.

They move on and apart neither speaking things that should be said, that must be said... until Urahara gives Ichigo a surprise visit with an unusual problem. Ura/FemIchi. Rated M for mature themes, language, some angst but will be offset by humor.

When Ulquiorra and Orihime meet as children, an unexpected outcome occures.

WELL... I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE...I WAS UP TILL 5:00AM WRITEING THIS AND NOW I REGRET IT...SO YEA A LITTE CRACKED OUT YAOI AND AISEN DECLARES DOUBLE WAR...I KNO WTF?GRIMM LUVS ULQUI.IUCHI LUVS GRIMM AND ULQUI LUVS HIME AND BARRAGAN DIES...AGAIN

When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?

When Orihime decides that he needs to celebrate his birthday properly in the world of the living, Ulquiorra is thrown a party that could be the first step in the changing of their relationship.

-AU- Upon delivering origami cranes to a terminally ill schoolmate, student council vice president Ulquiorra Cifer finds himself coming back to visit her every day... and with a possible treatment just out of her reach, she's going to need the company.

A tiny device links them together creating a problem.

Orihime is caught doing something unexpected one day in her room in Las Noches when Ulquiorra is ordered to have Orihime feel more 'Welcome' to her new home. Rated M for Lemon. An Ulquihime One-Shot.

He was a gift she didn't really want. Ukitake/FemBya

"Boy you smell good," he whispered as he wrapped his arms her towel clad body. Orihime froze already knowing who that is.

She'd gone out for ingredients to make her Christmas dinner, and came back with a stray human.

Orihime has a nightmare. And guess who come to see whats wrong? Just a cute one shot.

Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.

Ichigo has a fear of sex because of something that happened when he was young. He’s unable to get over it until he meets Starrk. Ichigo thinks he may have finally met someone who was actually worth it, then his past rears its ugly head. StarrkxIchigo yaoi

"Only for tonight, you can be a bad girl. Because I am a bad boy."-She meets him again after 2 years. Nothing's changed between them, she still loves him and he's still someone else's. The only thing's changed is she's not a good girl anymore. COMPLETE.

What happens when Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Ichigo are dragged over to a neighborhood for trick or treating with an old man? Mainly Ulq/Ori slight Ichi/Ruki Rated T for adult suggestions and language!

-AU- Orihime Inoue was not superstitious. The ghost stories whispered by her new neighbors and friends, the unexplainable events; they all meant little to her... until she became the only person to see the demon at the edge of the woods. -Halloween Fic-

Orihime makes and breaks five universes to save one man. - Ulquihime, donation fic for the Help Chile effort -

On a humid summer afternoon, Orihime endures the ritual recently struck up by her former captor. Who could have known that their power struggle and his jealousy would manifest in such an interesting way behind closed doors?

GrimmHime. After having his way with her, nothing seems to make any sense. Rating will be for second chapter.

Orihime and Grimmjow have a discuss one night that leads to... you'll see

She blinked at him, and then laughed softly. "No, you're right." Her merriment subsided, but the touch of a smile still lingered upon her lips. "I guess what I meant is that I want to make a family. I want a baby."

AU. Ulquiorra learns the nature of human companionship. Ulquiorra/Orihime. No spoilers.

He clenched his claw-like fingers into a fist. He didn't feel any substance in his grip; no liquid, no hard object, no organ - nothing. But even so, he knew that her heart was there and that no one would ever be able to take it from him again.

Grimmjow wants a rematch with Ichigo. To lure him out, he kidnaps Orihime. Could Kindness tame Violence? Rated M for grimmie's foul mouth and a little… anonymous reviews are accepted.

A short story about Ulquiorra and Orihime. It's the shortest thing i've ever written, but to me it has meaning in a small amount of words. Please review and let me know what you think. Thanx

Orihime and the Espada go out for a night. What will happen? I messed up and put a wrong chapter in this, it's reposted and fixed.

On the night of her 18th Birthday a seal appears changing her future. Comedy will run amok when she is forced into an odd arrangement with Byakuya to stay in Soul Society. Will Bya be able to figure out her secret? Will he be able to resist FEM ichi/Bya

Ulquiorra is furious, jealous, and conflicted after witnessing something that he shouldn't have. Orihime is beautiful, mischievous and creative. When two opposing views collide, what happens next? Lemon.

Orihime asks Ulquiorra why he calls her "Woman." For her, winning was not considered getting him to call her by her real name, but getting him to lose his cool if only a little.

UlquiHime UlquiorraxOrihime They've been getting closer since he brought her to Huego Mundo and now they are ready to become closer still. Oneshot, rated M for Sexual Content The story is actually based off of the included image

The care and keeping of everyone's favorite angsty arrancar! *Sorry for the delay!

A series of oneshots and drabbles about UlquiHime. Come and look how Orihime's color could be able to dye Ulquiorra's monochrome world into a rainbow world.

Orihime is entranced and drowned in reciprocated lust to her caretaker. Ulquihime Lemon.

What happens to Ulquiorra after the war ends. I rewrote it, new version better

Summary: Yumichika and Ikkaku want to get their favorite taichou something nice for his "35th" birthday—what better gift is there to give than a cute Ryoka boy from the human world?

"I'm Not A Princess, This Isn't A Fairytale", a fanfiction starring Yasutora Sado and Inoue Orihime. Years after their high school, Orihime finds herself the only one left in Karakura town and gets in trouble. EDIT: Fixed minor typos from 2010.

Orihime and Ulquiorra's relationship while she was in Los Noches, song fic.

"Oh my, Orihime you're pregnant," Hanibel said Orihime only could stare

Dancing on the edge of sanity, Orihime is pushed to fall in her own misery, pain and madness. He broken her mind and soul and he now faces the beast he had awoken. He now listens to her songs. full summary inside;currently one-shot,but might be continued

Short drabble. Orihime HATES seeing things in pain. When she's kidnapped, her captor Ulquiorra seems to be nothing but pain, and Orihime will do whatever it takes to rid him of his torment. Inspired by Lookingback7's picture, 'The Bribe'.

Ulquiorra is adjusting to life as a normal high school student in Karakura Town. Trying to protect Orihime from everything including himself, the two are brought together by the most unlikely of things: Ulquiorra's ipod. includes Tatsuki/Ishida

He watches the world unravel. Ishida and the aftermath of Hueco Mundo. Angst. One-sided Ishida/Orihime, hinted Ulquiorra/Orihime. Spoilers for the current arc.

Re-typed, complete. Hopefully edited. Orihime, using her power, sees the future and decides to change it. Uniting her Espada family and rescuers, they're going to do whatever it takes to win a happy ending for everyone. Ulquihime. Gore, kinda lemony later

Tatsuki's POV When Hime comes back from the Winter War, she isn't the same. She's figuratively haunted by a dead Espada. When it gets too bad, Tatsuki finally reveals to everyone else Orihime's despair, starting events that will change everyone's views.

Everyones awake and theirs no way to fall asleep, so Aizen throws a party. Grimm/Orihime/Ulquiorra in the end

Orihime wakes up with a hangover and no idea of what happened until someone comes in and explains it.

Written over a year ago, when I still admired and supported UlquiHime.

A beautiful singing voice leads the residents of Las Noches to Orihime, but is it really her voice, or is everyone else easily confused by genders.

Ichigo's inner hollow wants to play with Orihime.

Orihime gets a laptop from Tatsuki and teaches Ulquiorra about its use and the importance of an antivirus system. It's sort of AU. Crack-ish Fluff. One shot.Rated T for Grimmjow's swearing.

A big, far too big, part of him wishes to destroy her. But a very small, yet too significant part is afraid that whatever seed she has planted in him might stop growing if he does.

Orihime wants to move on with her life, but finds it hard to do so when her heart refuses to acknowledge the death of a certain Espada. But is he really gone? Oneshot.

The truth was, Ulquiorra felt more caged than Orihime ever was. And she knew it. Ulquihime.

Sequel to Sweet Dreams. Now mated to the demon king Kenpachi, Ichigo must readjust to his new life. AU, KenIchi, yaoi, smut, Mpreg. Minor IkkaYumi.

Byakuya needs a favor...get married for two years or Rukia will have to marry Omeada. Ichigo needs his sister's to live in Soul Society with him. It's just a favor. What could go wrong right? FEM Bya/Ichigo Give it a read you will like it.

Orihime visits a mysterious fortune teller in Hueco Mundo after she manages to sneak out of her cell room. She decides on what she has to do when she gets back. UlquiHime Oneshot.

Kenpachi comes to a realization about his life. Set in Sweet Dreams-verse. AU, yaoi, KenIchi, rated for language. No lemon. Mpreg.

Ichigo has come of age, and with his birthday come strange dreams of a mysterious man who claims to be a demon king and his soul mate. Who is this strange person, and is Ichigo really what the man claims him to be? AU, Yaoi, KenIchi, not for under 18's

Finding the perfect present is harder than it looks. A series of one shots. KenIchi, yaoi, lemony goodness. More inside. Fiasco 1: The Christmas Fiasco.

Yet another GrimmHime PWP which I've tried to give a plot to. The 2nd of my Season G/H fics, this one's for Easter surprisingly.

Ulquiorra is somehow back from the dead after Aizen ran off to hide somewhere. He is now staying with Orihime at her place and a relationship rolls. But Aizen's whereabouts is what will cause all the trouble. Rated M for some sexual scenes.

Mayuri ‘improves’ Ichigo, and turns him into a girl. Ichigo is still the scowling, short-tempered, strong GUY that he always has been, he just has a slight change in his body. KenpachixIchigo threeshot for International Women's Day 3/8/2010 .

Grimmy talks Ulquiorra into going to a salsa class! How will it turn out when he sees a certain orange haired beauty there? READ AND FIND OUT! Ulquihime rated T for sexual content and slightly foul language

Orihime thinks she's alone for her birthday, but her wish on her candles brings about an unlikely suitor. OrixUryuu story rated M for LEMON means Lemon Explicit Lemon.You've Been Warned!

Uryuu and Tatsuki connect behind the safety of their masks at a masquerade ball. When the time comes to take off their masks, neither can bring themselves to do it. Problems arise when it becomes clear that neither can stop thinking about the other

Longish drabble about rain dragons, damsels in distress, monsters, thick-headed heroes and the ambiguous nature of love.

Grimmjow and Ichigo are sparring when Shirosaki Dark Ichigo materializes. GrimmIchi ShiroIchi threesome. There will be NO GrimmShiro! Oneshot, yaoi, please read the warnings.

Orihime has sought him out in Soul Society, in the human realm, and in the Hell realm. There's one last. -- Ulquihime, won 1st place in the popular poll of the Bleachness 2010 Valentine's Contest, and 3rd place in the judged section --

The first of a series of GrimmHime oneshots for each special day of the year. This one's for Valentine's Day.

Ulquiorra brings Orihime chocolate for Valentine's day - What starts seemingly innocent, eventually escalates into something more. One-shot for Valentine's day.

They had a good party at 11th Division's barracks - up till someone wanted to have strawberry.

A sort of sequel to my Twilight Hate filled Rant. This time things get a lot better when certain people get their hands on Edward and Bella

While on the way to a meeting, Ulquiorra is waylaid by one of Gin's pranks...it all goes downhill from there. Especially for an espada of spoonular preportions.

Ulquiorra and Orihime. “You’ve no need to work on your jaw muscles, and it seems to serve no other purpose.”

After coming home from visiting her friends and discovering that Ulquiorra spent his New Year's alone, Orihime decides that they should go on a traditional New Year's shrine visit. When they buy fortunes, however, the evening takes an unexpected twist.

One-Shot Be Warned, It Contains Adult Scenes. Just Read, I Have No Clue For A Summary.

After spending so much time with Ulquiorra following his arrival in the world of the living, Orihime has come to a realization that she is determined to share with him. Unfortunately, the world seems to be conspiring against her.

The complete, authoratative manual for your new Shikamaru interactive unit! Learn how to get the most from your purchase. Format by Theresa Green, and respectfully borrowed.

Ulquiorra is gone, or is he. After Orhime brings him back, he has some things to take care of.

Sort of a prequel to Impossible. Orihime dreams of a different alternative universe where it seems the roles and personalities have been switched... And she finds herself scarred for life. Slight UlquiHime.

Ulquiorra is a vampire with a stalker named Rukia who falls in love with him despite the fact that he's a loner. Twilight rip off and hate filled rant by me. Rated T for language

So you've bought your interactive Grimmjow doll- now what? The intuitive guide for the keeping of your new feline friend.

Well.. I wrote it today.. I m a big UlquiHime fan, so I had to write something with themxdxd. enjoy xdxd

Based on Theresa Green's original format, learn the ins and outs of caring for your very own Ichimaru Gin. Not reccomended for Kira fans...

They can't both be liberated. -- Ulquihime, ranked 2nd in Capslock Ulori's Pronzfest --

Ulquiorra's materialism comes up against Orihime's subjective idealism. His eye comes up against her heart. -- Ulquihime --

Orihime reflects on her time with Ulquiorra – wondering about how she got sucked so far into the green eyed Espada and his illusionary world. Rated M for some not too graphic mature themes.

“The desire of the man is for the woman, but the desire of the woman is for the desire of the man.” - Madame de Stael

When the hot girl Ikkaku was admiring turns out to be Yumichika he has a lot to reconsider. Yumikakku; yaoi. Rated M for later scenes.

For those of you who can't be bothered to read the whole book here's a simple summary that's short enough for anyone to suffer through.

The classic poem re-worked to suit the needs of the Espada of Las Noches. Happy Holidays!

Ichigo wakes up one morning and finds out he has cat ears and a tail. He goes to Urahara for help and discovers has to go live in Soul Society, where Kenpachi finds out about them. KenpachixIchigo yaoi sexual content.

AU. "I am third-seat Madarame Ikkaku of the eleventh division, and I am NOT your captain." Ikkaku and Renji are forced to become captains, and Rukia's shuffled off to the Eleventh. Crack. Gen. Oneshot for now.

He was starting to think she was just as evil as him... just in a different way.

Was that what this dream was trying to tell him? That he cared for the prisoner? Impossible! But... "Tell me, woman, do you care for me?" - UlquiHime

Ulquiorra becomes a shinigami. Everyone else is horrified. Gen. crack, angst. Ulquihime if you squint. Mad spoilers for chapter 354. Dudes I couldn't help myself D:

When had it gone from continuous annoyance to continuous infatuation? : GRIMMJOWORIHIME

Sometimes these things can't be helped. Oneshot. Ulquiorra x Orihime.

Trick or Treat Ichigo? You better pick wisely. RenjixIchigo warnings for sex and some leather ;D

The day that Orihime left her friends and her town was the day before Halloween. The one who came to pick her up reminded her of a ghost. On Halloween, that ghost gave Orihime trick and treat... while she was trying to figure out his intention.

Bleach plays World of Warcraft. Tanking, spanking, and a healing fest. Some were meant to protect, others, however, to take out the trash.

Ikkaku and Yumichika get smashed at an 11th division Kenpachi squad party and have hot and wild sex. IkkakuxYumichika slight KenpachixIchigo No underage readers. One shot.

A one-shot about how the "hearts" conversation should've ended. UlquiHime.

Bya-Bo 17 and human staying with Ichigo. Bya/Ichi YAOI EDIT Rawr! Yaoi fangirl Council!

Orohime is possessed by a ghost. Entirely a smut fic, oneshot. Adults only, please! Adult/Sexual situations. Oro/Ishi

Kenpachi x Ichigo No fluff, No plot, just lemon *drool* Oneshot

He wasn't going to grant her any more favours. Grimmjow X Orihime :D Little OOC of Grimmjow - don't hurt me!

Yachiru invites Orihime to Soul Society for a play date, but Orihime ends up getting more than she expected out of the Eleventh Division captain, Zaraki Kenpachi. Funny and sexy - basically smut with little redeeming social value.

accident leaves Byakuya human, seventeen,a hothead and living with Ichigo! Bya/Rukia by vote

Grimmjow dragged Ulquiorra to watch some porn on a live streaming website. Back in the real world, Matsumoto did the same to Orihime. What happens when Ulquiorra and Orihime see each other again over the internet, in a very queer situation? *snickers*

They were Hikoboshi and Orihime, but they also had a touch of Hades and Persephone. - Ulquihime, won 1st place in the BleachAsylum FC's Tanabata contest -

Grimmjow comes to pick up Orihime to help him hunt down his prey, but they end up taking a break before hand. What can be going on with the Sexta Espada and Aizen's captive? GrimmxHime with some Loly and Menoly abuse.

Nobody will explain to Renesmee what exactly it means for Jacob to have imprinted on her, so she decides to look it up in the dictionary with hilarious results.

It was supposed to be imaginary, a game of make-believe, and nothing more. But in every lie was a shred of truth, and slowly they both had to realize that there was more to the fabricated bonds they had allowed to pass between them. Ulquihime

A series of oneshots centered around Shinigami and their Zanpakto Spirits, Leave requests for Shinigami and Spirits in your review or PM me!

An AU fic for the prompt: Necktie. Two opposite ends of the social structure, Retsu the serene doctor and Kenpachi the roughened blue collar labor. Read and Enjoy!

He didn't want to feel, and he didn't want to care. But around Orihime, Ulquiorra found it difficult to keep from doing either. Ulquihime

Updated 9.15.08 A series of mostly drabbles focusing on the complex relationship of Ulquiorra Schiffer and Inoue Orihime. Ratings vary from K to T.

Just five little pieces involving the pairing my favorite het pairing of Kenpachi Zaraki and Retsu Unohana. Ratings go from G straight to R. Nothing explicit, but rated M just to be on the safe side especially with the last one .

AU Fic, Ichigo is a senior at Karakura high school who sees spirits. His friend Rukia introduces him into a group of similar individuals with special abilities. KenpachixIchigo yaoi, no underage readers.

Those who grieve are loved. UnohanaZaraki. Rated for citrusy content.

While on a small vacation Shunsui Kyoraku gives alcohol to Retsu as a gift. This is part one of a two shot. Read and Enjoy!

The secret meetings between Kenpachi and Retsu. It hadn't always started out so Scandalous, in fact it had started out quite innocent. Read and Enjoy!

..UlquiHime.. UPDATE and rating increased; It all started with Aizen losing his trademark red sash. Rating will go up in the future.

The heat is still burning folks, and this time it's Unohana's turn to fall under its spell. Note: I was listening to Black Magic Woman through this whole thing... Also, This is a side oneshot. The other KenUno story however will have more chapters SOON.

Together in the 4th Division hospital wing, Captain Ukitake and Lieutenant Kurotsuchi find themselves dealing with their unkind fates. And their need for human connection.

[UlquiHime]Haunting green eyes govern her life as she dreams of a tomorrow that only he can turn into reality. Oneshot.

Captain Kyoraku is surprised when his very drunk vice captain wanders into their office late one night. Seeing a golden opportunity Shunsui has all sorts of questions for her, the answers coming as big surprises to him.

-UlquiHime- Encounters between a caged princess and her green-eyed guardian. Rated for mature themes.

It's HOT in the Soul Society. So hot that some of the Shinigami are having some strange experiences! This is the first instalment of this HeatWave, where Kenpachi is having a weirdand hawt dream about...none other than Retsu Unohana. What the hell?

All the stories that weren't able to make it into the main story. Expect to see more of a focus on other pairings such as IchiRuki, IshiHime, NoiHali, etc, as well as more UlquiHime. Chapters ratings will range from K to T.

[Multi Chapter] She…was very confused why an Espada from Aizen’s army was sitting across the table from her. [COMPLETE]

A simple order. Rape. Ulquiorra x Orihime

A RenIchi oneshot, Renji has done his research and won't take no for an answer.

[Zaraki x Unohana oneshot] The way she said his name left him trembling. Rated M for mature content.

Tatsuki, Orihime. Two very different girls become best friends. Sequel to I Don't Like Girls.

Tatsuki and Orihime face mean girls and presuppositions about gender.

Uryuu and Orihime are having a baby, and the elder Ishida Ryuuken will not be thrilled. Warnings: WAFF, explicit descriptions of natural childbirth, sexual situations.

Learn the difference between the two and why it is Chad turns that new shade of red when they call him Sado. Call me Chad. Indeed. Warning: Yaoi. Some certain, suggestive material. . .hehe. Read and Review.

AU vignette. Orihime and Ishida find themselves alone together hiding from Arrancar during a gruesome battle. Nakedness ensues.

When Sado Yasutora decides to fine tune his fighting ability, it's up to Arisawa Tatsuki to help. Something changes between them along the way and they find themselves in a rollercoster ride of passion.