Okay, so my name is Abby. My last name will remain undisclosed. I love to read and write! It's one of my biggest dreams to become a best-selling author, and what better way to do that then to start by writing about other books? Well, I guess this is really just something I do for fun :) Um...my favorite series are Harry Potter (die hard fan!), Twilight (yes, I am a fan. Don't judge me), Percy Jackson, Mortal Instruments (I ADORE Jace), Infernal Devices (love Will), Gallagher Girls (Zach's my fave), Maximum Ride (I fell in love with Fang), and Jane Austen books. I also love historical romances. They are the best!

Pairings:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians:

Annabeth and Percy

Beckendorf and Silena (spelling?)

Clarisse and Chris (Weird, I know)

Harry Potter:

Lily and James

Harry and Ginny

Sirius and OC

Hermione and Ron

Remus and OC

Twilight:

Edward and Bella

Jared and Kim

Rachel and Paul

Embry and Rebecca

Sam and Emily

Jasper and Alice

Emmett and Rosalie

Brady/OC

Claire and Quil

Collin/OC

Jacob and Renesmee

Seth/OC

Gallagher Girls:

Zach and Cammie

Bex and Grant

Liz and Jonas

Macey and OC

Maximum Ride:

Fang and Max

Iggy and Ella

Iggy and Nudge

Mortal Instruments

Jace and Clary

Simon and Izzie

Jordan and Maia

Luke and Jocelyn

Infernal Devices

Will and Tessa

Jem and Tessa

Sophie and Gideon

Gabriel and Cecily

Sonny With a Chance:

Chad and Sonny

Legend of the Seeker:

Kahlan and Richard

Genre:

Romance, romance and more romance!!

I found this on this girl’s profile and thought I’d see which ones I was. It’s stupid things people do. I got 87/100. I’m a total blond!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not/or had had people tell you the blond highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (I do this daily!)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (It took me a full day once!)
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (I'm an overachiever! I do too much already!)
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one who won't give up,
-by linguisticsrock
Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

Harry Potter Survey

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2!!!

Who is your favorite HP character?

Fred Weasley (I was so mad he died!)

What house do you prefer to be in?

Gryffindor. Or possibly Ravenclaw

But what house would you think you'll be in?

Ravenclaw. I’m smart

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite?

The Gray Lady just because she’s neglected

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?

Keeper

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?

Spectator

Who do you want to make friends with?

Fred and George

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy?

Hermione

Why would he/she be your best buddy?

We’re very similar

Which character in the book can you relate to?

Hermione

What pet would you get?

A white owl like Hedwig

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it?

Good question. Probably…finding someone to love me for me

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?

Course I would.

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)?

My closest friends.

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand?

Yes. No one has the right to do something like that

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with?

Someone who can dance

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do.

Hermione

Post a character that has the same eyes color as you.

Harry

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned?

Black

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned

Pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned?

Red

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned?

Blonde

Is this quiz getting boring and too long?

I'm enjoying it.

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.)

Finals week or a dance

Do you like the books more or the movies?

Definitely both--they're both good separately

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders?

James

What would your Patronus take shape in?

A penguin. Just ‘cause

What would be your Animagus form?

A doe

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?

…Sirius?

Severus Snape or Sirius Black?

Sirius

Hermione or Cho?

Hermione

James Potter or Snape?

James. I just love James

Hagrid or Snape?

Hagrid, definitely

The Marauders or The Golden Trio?

Neither. I like both

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus?

Invisibility

Harry or Ron?

Harry

Fleur or Tonks?

Hm…Tonks

Hermione or Ginny?

Both

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum?

Cedric Diggory

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang?

Luna

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist?

Dumbledore

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)?

Gwarp.

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes?

Honeydukes

Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs?

Chocolate frogs

Death Eaters or Aurors?

Aurors

Dumbledore or Voldemort?

Dumbledore

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy?

Narcissa

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament?

First. I panic when I’m in unfamiliar places. Alone. In the dark

Is this survey fun or boring?

It was fun!

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Fang is Fangalicious, copy and paste this into your profile!

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Fang from Maximum Ride and drool over him, even though you have never even seen him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you wish Max would stop running from Fang copy and paste this onto your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you

Quotes:

"My new name is Bond. James Bond." ME!

"Love is like war--easy to begin, hard to end." Unknown

"Remember, there is nothing that has happened to you today that God can't fix tomorrow."

"Love may not make the world go round...but it's what makes the ride (life) worthwhile." On The Line

"...Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason...And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly, everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldnt see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason to live." Edward Cullen, New Moon

"There are things between my hands that I can't live without. You could take care of them." Edward Cullen, Eclipse

"...You can't push what you don't have." Jacob Black, Eclipse

"The way he stared at her! It was like a blind man seeing the sun for the first time. Like a collector finding an undiscovered Da Vinci, like a mother looking into the face of her newborn child." Bella Swan, Eclipse

"Life sucks. And then you die." Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn

"To the world you might be one person, But to one person you might be the world."

"You have to want to be with someone, or it doesn't work. You have to choose." Fang, MAX

"Wherever the heart leads, happiness follows."

"Life's a climb, but the views great." Travis Brody, Hannah Montana Movie

"Somewhere out there, something's waiting for me." Ronnie, a friend of jzazy's

"Of all the magic in the world, there is no magic stronger than love." Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander, Legend of the Seeker

"The ear is more easily frightened than the eye." Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander, Legend of the Seeker

Pulling out gun. "Everybody down! Anyone follows us and I shoot myself and then her." Main character on Knight and Day, movie preview in movie Avatar

"After all, deep inside, every guy is an idiot. There's just no way around it." Fang, in Phoenix Fanatic's story Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

Jace: "Besides," he said with a ghost of a smile, "you're my sister."
Clary: "Don't say it like that--"
Jace: "What, 'sister'?" He shook his head. "When I was a little kid, I realized that if you say any word over and over fast enough, it loses all its meaning. I'd lie awake saying the words over and over to myself--'sugar,' 'mirror,' 'whisper,' 'dark.' 'Sister,'" he said softly. "You're my sister."
Clary: "It doesn't matter how many times you say it. It'll still be true."
Jace: "And it doesn't matter what you won't let me say, that'll still be true too." A conversation between Jace and Clary in City of Ashes

Clary: "I really was sick," she said. "I swear. I almost died back there on the ship, you know."
Jace: He let go of her hand, but he was staring at her, almost as if he meant to memorize her face. "I know," he said. "Every time you almost die, I almost die myself." Toward the end of City of Ashes, when Clary is trying to tell Jace how she really feels

"Flowers mean I'm sorry and chocolates mean I love you." Lauren Conrad, on The Hills

"It was pure the way that even a tough girl like Bex could show her gentler side; or a proud person like Grant would easily admit his own defeat because it made her forgive him; or a shy person like Liz could become a social butterfly; or a carefree person like Jonas could spend so much time worrying about someone else; or a doubtful person like Cammie could place her entire life into a hands of a boy she's only known for less than 3 years; or a person like Zach, who thought himself as worthless, could finally feel like he was worth everything all because of one girl." sakuracherish814 in her story Alphabet

"You don't have to fear death, but rather the un-lived life. You don't have to live forever...just live." Winefred Foster in Tuck Everlasting

"Life is what happens when you're making other plans." Shaun on Fired Up!

"Your heart will never steer you in the direction in which you wish not to be steered." Mrs. Black in A Spring Fling Kinda Thing by cHeeRpriNcesS

"Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping...waiting... And though unwanted...unbidden...it will stir...open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us...guides us... Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love...the clarity of hatred...and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank... Without passion, we'd be truly dead." Angel in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

"I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place and I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy and sometimes I have a broken heart. My friends and I sometimes fight and maybe some days nothing goes right, but when I think about it and take a step back I remember how amazing life truly is, and that maybe, just maybe, I like being imperfect."

"If you are going to fall in love, it's only fair that you know what you're falling in love with. You are falling in love with my insecurities, and my obsession with trying to figure out what everyone thinks about me. You are falling in love with my immaturity, my constant need to feel loved and appreciated, my overactive tear ducts, my internet obsession, my tendency to be too clingy. You fall in love with my troubled past, and my hopes and dreams, and how I'm a hopeless romantic at heart. If you fall in love with me, you fall in love with my self-hate and all my imperfections and my perception tat nobody could ever love me. But, you are also falling in love with the way my eyes will smile when I'm with you, the way I'll text you in the mornings just telling you I hope you have a great day. You're falling in love with the occasionally humorous and/or thought-provoking things I say, and the way I blush when people ask me about you. But to me, the most important thing will that you are falling in love with me, despite my thinking that it is impossible."

"Rapunzel...you were my new dream." Flynn Rider (Eugene) in Tangled

"I couldn't find you. And I will never forgive myself for that. Ever." Zach in Out of Sight, Out of Time

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Nova Ride, IheartZacharyGoode. XJamesBondX

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

paste this in your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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If you could read that put it in your profile

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks you're beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Girls Don't Realize These Things...

I'm sorry
That I brought you roses
To tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
Not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
To satisfy your wants

I'm sorry
That I open your car door
And pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
To be your guy

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice
Not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
To buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
Cuddling with you, instead at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
Like some random guy

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to
But never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car
But when we went, you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4 AM when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere
But not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a doormat
Only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours
Instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
That you don't realize
I've been the one all along

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all...

I'm sorry
For not being
Sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me
For who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right and nothing that I do is good
Enoguh to make it in your world

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it
I thought that was what friends were for

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you
And actually meant it

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you
Instead of spending time with my family

I'm sorry
That
I cared

I'm sorry
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish
You could have done something different

you're a guy and you agree with this, copy and paste this in your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If you're one of the few girls with enough balls to copy and paste this in your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste this in your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

(It made me cry ) :'(

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