Turns out his father's ire is exactly what he should be worried about right now.

A collection of one shots for an unlikely friendship between everyone's favorite Spider and Snake. Ideas welcome!

The day-to-day struggles of Wes Weston as he is faced with the painful realization that he is the only person who seems to realize that Danny Fenton is actually Danny Phantom. Many plot ideas adopted from headcanons mixed with some original ideas. Minor DxS. Post D-Stabilized, no Phantom Planet. Cover image made by CartoonFreakshow. Strong language warning.

The first time Steve sees Loki he throws up. And, hilariously (or not so hilariously really) it is also perhaps the first time it isn't because of his pathetically weak immune system. / kid!Loki, kid!Steve, 1940's, feat. Loki's lips sewn shut and Sarah Rogers. (trigger warnings include mentions of abuse, language and minor body mutilation) /

Dash found the Fenton thermos after Danny lost it one afternoon and when Phantom goes to retrieve it, he's accidentally pulled in to a not-a-date with the jock. It may take some time, but Danny will find that there's more to the bully than he thought. Swaggerbishie. (Very) Slow Burn. Cross-posted on ao3 under the same name.

Hela has built a decent life for herself, far from the family she hasn't spoken to in six years. Her dad and stepmom's divorce shouldn't have made a ripple. So how did she end up on a cross-country road trip with a giant dog, two estranged stepbrothers, and a spray-painted Volkswagen? They're going to need a lot more than a bag of powdered donuts and half a tank of gas to get home.

Evanescent: quickly fading or disappearing, similar to the signs the students of Casper High witness Danny Fenton experience everyday that tell them he's not as normal as everyone believes.

SHIELD and the Avengers manage to set up a spy camera to watch Loki. The bad the good and all the shenanigans that Loki gets himself into on a daily basis. What does the God of Lies do when not fighting the Avengers? Knit sweaters of course!

Tony had been Thor's best friend for as long as he could remember. So things get heated when Thor comes back from a trip to England with a brother he's never mentioned before. Now their plans for their senior year are flipped as the truth and lies start to blend together. As Tony tries to uncover the mystery behind the town & Loki he finds something else unexpected. FROSTIRON HS AU

Once upon a time, things were perfect, but fairy tales aren't real. The King doesn't rule peacefully, the queen is a monster, the princess isn't some damsel in distress, and the prince doesn't slay the terrible beast. Happily ever after doesn't apply when the Avengers are involved...Full Summary Inside! R&R please!

Paulina Sanchez is getting ready to celebrate the Day of the Dead with her family and wants to honor her favorite ghost boy as a thank you for everything he’s done for her. However, nobody knows much about the infamous Danny Phantom. So she decides to play detective to find out more about him, stumbling upon much more than what she bargained for. Multi-chapter Reveal Fic.

Danny was curious when his parents had given up on their newest invention - the ghost portal. He didn't know the on button was inside, nor that it would cause the Accident which merged him with a ghost from the other side - a ghost named Phantom. (Pitch Pearl, or DP/DF)

Danny Fenton, Jake Long, Randy Cunningham, Adrien Agreste. Four superheroes and lots of trouble. This is where I'm putting up all of the drabbles, requests, and prompts I'm asked to write on tumblr about the group that is dubbed Secret Quartet. I came up with the idea, not the name.

In which Frigga convinces Odin that locking Loki in a cell is only a temporary solution. The Trickster God is banished to Midgard, stripped of his magic and immortality, and left under the care of the Avengers as a 17-year-old. Hilarity and angst obviously ensue when Loki not only has to deal with the Avengers as his legal guardians, but when he must attend high school too...

AU. Loki discovers his heritage as a child. In an effort to control him, Odin convinces him that he is nothing more than an undeserving, unlovable monster that Thor would hate if he knew the truth. After the Jotunheim invasion, Loki, his ever-convenient scapegoat, is exiled to Midgard. There, his new friends try to prove to him that Odin was wrong. Eventual Frostiron.

This is the sequel to The Aftermath of the Ferry Fiasco but can be read on it's own. It's several months after Homecoming and Tony now has a more active role in Peter's life. But Peter is a teenage superhero, this isn't easy for either of them. A Spiderson/IronDad story full of fluff. Does contain disciplinary spanking of a minor. NOW BEING REVISED

"We get a couple people from out of town here and there. Paranormal fanatics, conspiracy theorists, YouTube stars, and some brave souls just looking to prove themselves." The woman smiled. "They never last long."

Plane crash, injuries, Phantom has to stay hidden, yeah yeah yeah. Classic Danny Phantom Fic. - but who's to say this is a normal story? Danny and his classmates (minus Tucker, Sam and Valerie) crash on an island that seems to be both enhancing his powers and trying to kill him. Can Danny keep his secret from his classmates or will the island reveal them for him? ON HAITUS!

While drugged, Sam boops Jack on the nose, and Jack grows rather fond of the gesture.

Alice is living a peaceful, happy life on the farm. It seems nothing could ever hurt them again – until the unexpected appearance of a familiar face proves that Alice's recurring nightmare may not be just a horrific fairy tale.

"You're not my dad!" The words blurt out of Peter's mouth before he's even aware of them. Tony stops breathing, his body rigid and his heart racing as he stares straight at Peter. Silence hangs thickly in the air. Peter's voice is wobbly, softer, as he repeats, "you're not my dad." Set sometime between Homecoming and Infinity War. *reupload*

Tony receives terrible news. May is dead, and Peter has been kidnapped by her killers. Spider-Man is being held for ransom, and Tony must find him before the kidnappers hurt him...or worse. But even if Tony manages to save him, how can he help him recover from watching his aunt's murder and the trauma of his kidnapping? Rated T for Swearing and Dark Content.

One-Shot. Tony never noticed or thought about what Peter's real life was like. He knew his Aunt May raised him, but he never put much thought into how hard it would be to make ends meet for them, until one day Peter collapsing from hunger made that pretty clear. or Infinity Wars broke me and I need to find reasons to hug Peter, okay?

Peter is desperate to find a crime to stop. When he finally finds one, he gets overexcited and dives in, head first. All decisions lead to a painful course that will take time to recover from. Note: I used a joke from The Amazing Spider-Man. I do not claim ownership of this joke.

The Avengers stopped Loki's invasion, but Thor did not take Loki to Asgard. HYDRA was still inside SHIELD who had custody of a powerful alien. HYDRA acted. This is the aftermath.

"There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people." In which Loki is apprehended by Thanos, Thor is desperate to save his brother, the Guardians race against time, and the Avengers are a fractured immitation of their former strength. Let the Infinity War begin. SEE AUTHOR NOTE BOTTOM OF CH.27 FOR EXPLANATION AND APOLOGY FOR LACK OF UPDATES

After the events in Avengers, life has not been kind to Loki – he has ended up tortured, half-broken and mute, toiling away as a slave in the realm of Vanaheim. But, as fate would have it, he's about to have a change of masters…

Thanos was defeated.. but maybe not for good. Loki is trying to adjust to his new living arrangements but a new group of villains just has to come along and make it that much better.

Wings AU. Val is enjoying a night flight when she spots Loki brooding alone, so she lands to check on him. He admits what he's been forcing himself to endure, and she takes it upon herself to snap him out of it.

On Midgard, granted a brief reprieve after Ragnarok, now a stranger amongst people he can no longer call his own, displaced on a realm he once sought to conquer, Loki must learn the pain of regret before he can seek the possibility of redemption. Trigger warning: self harm and thoughts of suicide.

Between getting captured by his English class, revealed on live television, sent into a future that wasn't supposed to happen, and drugged by the rare plant 'Ghost Nip,' Danny Fenton's soon going to discover that secrets aren't always meant to stay secret. *Short stories centered around Danny's identity being revealed*

A collection of one-shots involving Steve and his wonderful (yet completely psychotic) kids that he would do anything for. I will accept ideas as to what you'd like to see from Harrington and his Stupid Kids. Includes the following characters: Steve, Dustin, Lucas, Mike and his older sister Nancy, Lucas, Will, his older brother, Jonathan, and his mom, Joyce, with Hopper and Eleven.

Vlad Masters, A.K.A. Vlad Plasmius, is taking Danny's class on a field trip to the ghost zone. When everything inevitably goes wrong, can he and Danny put aside their differences to work towards a common goal? No PP.

When Nathanael's notebook was destroyed, he didn't know someone could be akumatized twice. He didn't know it was possible to deny an akuma. He couldn't have known there would be repercussions. How could anyone have foreseen what would happen next? (Rated T for swears)

A brutal existance is not new for Loki. In fact its down right normal. When Thor finds Loki in Asgard's dungeons beaten to within an inch of his life, the only thing Thor can think of is to smuggle him to Midgard. But what will the Avengers do about this? What will Loki's recovery entail? The complete story to my one shot One More Light. Lots of gore and non-con mention, so beware.

A series of soccer-mom Steve tales! Slight Mileven if you squint! ***Contains Spoilers from Season 2***

Danny and his friends are officially seniors of Casper High. A month away from graduation and suddenly Danny is sick of Amity Park's ignorance. Refusing to play innocent any longer- and hoping everyone will finally get a clue- the golden trio of Amity Park lets loose. This town is in for a wild month.

Things are going well since Loki had de-aged him. He has an awesome boyfriend, a new friend who just might be his new Science Bro, a bright - if challenging - future. But then he starts doing things he shouldn't physically be able to do and Peter is acting distant. He should have known, second chance or not, that good things never last when it comes to him.

Rodney doesn't seem to like them, but John thinks the wings are the most beautiful things he's ever seen.

Mr. Lancer has had enough with Danny Fenton keeping so many secrets in his head and he needs answers to a lot of question and to do so, he seeks help from the Fentons to explore Danny's mind and he takes his whole class with him! All the hidden secrets are in danger of being revealed! A not-so stereotypical 'into the mind' trip! Has a deep plot line.

[Avengers Academy] Loki is simultaneously too prideful and too insecure to be a good co-conspirator, but that doesn't mean Amora can't find a use for him-as long as she can make sure he's on her side. Unfortunately for her, the other students may have already beaten her to it. (Aside from the title, this has nothing to do with My Little Pony.)

When Loki zaps the Avengers and Nick Fury, Director of SHIELD to a room where they have to watch 3 movies about Tony Stark, AKA Iron Man, the most they expect is some trademark arrogant Stark and multiple girls, not the terrible whirlwind of pain that is Tony's life. NO SLASH - just bromance. Well, there might be a little ClintxNatasha, but that's it.

Okay it's been done a hundred times before in a hundred different ways...Now it's time for my turn! Danny Fenton/Phantom and his class go on a Field Trip to the Ghost Zone thanks to his human parents idiocy. But...They're all seniors, they're different than what you know...and they have a few others in their group. Jazz is going, so is Lancer, and the principal...No phantom Planet

The school, Casper High, was given a generous donation by their mayor, Vlad Masters, to take a class to the Ghost Zone for their studies. This class is the class Team Phantom is a part of. What horrors will await the team as they pass by this world? Will Danny be able to keep himself together, or will he finally break? (Multi-Genre. Reviews appreciated. Chapters in slow progress.)

"This morning," the god hissed, with his breath full of rage and the words sounding muffled, like he was too angry to pronounce them properly. "This morning one horrible brat hugged me and told me that she would gladly provide for my emotional needs and give me the love I deep down desire." [FrostIron]

Sigyn has schemes that no one but maybe her husband could understand. So when she turns Loki and Thor into children for Tony and the other Avengers to look after. Tony doesn't know if he will survive but, damn if the two mini gods aren't cute. Part 1 of 24 Prompts series

Taking a field trip into The Ghost Zone with Danny's homeroom class was already bad enough, but did they seriously have to bring in a camera crew, as well as Lance Thunder, Amity Park's local weatherman, in order for their experience to be broadcast to the entire world? This was just not going to be a good day for Team Phantom.

Avenger!Loki Somebody is controlling Loki and it's hurting him. 5 people on the team who notice and try to do something about it.

Stolen from their homes and trapped in a ghost's idea of a zoo, Danny and the other missing teenagers need to find a way out before their captor decides these strays need to be put down. Can Danny keep his Halfa status a secret when their lives are on the line?

[Avengers Academy] Loki is standing in the park looking vaguely shifty, which by itself is not especially unusual. Slightly more odd is the fact that he's carrying that ridiculous inflatable hammer from Halloween. Brian (a.k.a. Union Jack) figures maybe he should investigate. Loki/Brian. Takes place during the A-Force winter event.

Tony knows that something is wrong with Loki. He absolutely knows it- so obviously he has to capture a Norse god. Of course, trapping a Trickster is going to be tricky. Good thing he enlists the help of a Teenager with freaky spider webs, and a Neurosurgeon who messes with magic every Tuesday. It's not like Loki's mind controlled or insane or- what's this about a Stone?

This, Tony decides, has turned into one of the weirdest show and tells he has ever seen. And potentially the deadliest, if the tension grows anymore. Which shouldn't be possible, but with this crowd? Yeah, lets introduce Bucky and Loki to the team at the same time. Honestly.

Tony sometimes wondered if there was a limit to Steve's recklessly heroic antics. More than that, he wondered if there was a limit to his own recklessly self-destructive antics. But what could he say? No one did reckless better than Tony Stark and Steven Rogers, and when they got together, nothing could stop the sheer stupidity from taking over. Post Civil War, Villain!Tony

Such an innocent question, and perhaps that was why Tony underestimated its power. Perhaps that was why he left himself open. Perhaps that was why he got blindsided by an equally innocent follow-up question. Because most days, a gold-titanium alloy was enough to keep him safe, but on others he needed a suit made of diamond. Post Civil War, Villain!Tony

...because it just might bite you back. It's taken years of his life and millions of his dollars, but Tony Stark has finally tracked down the man who betrayed him, and he takes it upon himself to teach Steve this very important lesson. Post Civil War, Villain!Tony

"Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity," Loki mocked as Tony walked to his bar, and pulled out two glasses. "I was hoping you'd appeal to mine," Tony retaliated, throwing Loki for a loop. "Because I'm quickly losing reasons as to why I should actually stop you." What if that fight between Rogers and Tony went too far? AU Not FrostIron

Tony was doing his typical after-battle sweep, when he came across an injured woman. He takes her back to the tower, and things just keep getting weird from there. fem!Loki

Tony Stark really had no business *watching*, but he really had no business doing a lot of what he did.

When Lancer's class gets a new toy, the class goes on a crazy ass trip through the insane mind of Daniel James Fenton aka Danny's. Being led by a bubbly persona they'll encounter a suave playa, a drooping emo plus a chaotic prankster and much more. Heavy pitchpearl

One-shot. Ironman centric. Stark didn't like people messing with his tech. He typically didn't like it when people tried to recreate it either. This one case? Something special.

Loki is forced to Earth by Thor to help out but then abandons him in the Avenger Tower to go out with Jane. Loki does what he does best and spends his time insulting everyone. But a talk with Darcy leads to a revelation about himself that he never wanted to face. This is some silliness with an undertone of seriousness This story mentions suicide and self-hatred!

This is a Human!Nomicon AU, based in the future without the ninja suit. Randy is a troubled teen struggling to make ends meet to survive. His best friend Howard is unaware of the troubles Randy is facing. When a new student transfers to Randy's school, his world will be even more twisted than before! RandyXNomicon! Rating may change.

It was Vav's stupid idea to carry candy around. When he'd first started doing it, he had imagined using it to just pacify crying little kids while saving them. He never intended to attract a bear with it...

Danny was not happy. After two years of fighting ghosts, he thought he could handle strange. But when a bunch of costumed weirdos who worked for a super-secret law enforcement agency kidnap him, demanding that he help fight against a wannabe vampire and a megalomanic god with a grudge, he was really considering retirement from the hero gig.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and the silver-tongue is deadlier than the iron suit. A crack collision between two genii! OR, The AU where Loki falls to Midgard, becomes a down-to-earth good guy, and promotes freedom instead of vilifying it – especially freedom of a particular kind.

After a reporter mishears something said by Danny Phantom, Danny attempts to set the record straight. Vlad, on the other hand, seems to be having a little too much fun with it. After all, it's not his fault that his name can be misheard as "Dad." (Story is currently being rewritten. More information can be found on my profile.)

For a prompt at norsekink: Thor has never mentioned having a brother to his friends, so when Thor starts spending every waking moment with the new kid, they think they're dating. Tony is jealous because tall, dark and handsome is more his type. Highschool AU, Frostiron pairing.

Moth•er- noun- to bring up (a child) with care and affection. Randy's mother… just isn't around. He really has no idea where she is. One-shot. No pairings.

Tony was really sick. Ever since they went out last Sunday... This clearly wasn't just your normal batch food poisoning. He was pale, lacking a heart beat, and maybe a little too interested in Loki's neck. [ Halloween Fic! ]

What REALLY happened in Germany. DISCLAIMED

It's April Fool's day in the tower, and the resident trickster god has something up his sleeves. More than a few somethings, actually.

When Thor falls in battle, Loki reveals his true self. One-shot. Not related to Thor: The Dark World.

"Mr. Stark, it's a pleasure." Slash. Tony/Loki

Loki is looked down upon by his father, Odin and his brother, Thor. The only person who cares about him is his mother, Frigga. He is extremely depressed and cannot see why he should carry on living if all he is going to do is dissapoint. That is, until a certain bearded, genius enters his life. Warnings: *May get extremely depressing. LokiXTony/FrostIron. Highschool!Avengers. Teen

Highschool AU: When their English class is assigned study groups, Loki finds himself in the company of Thor and his friends. If that wasn't bad enough, Tony Stark has suddenly taken an interest in being his friend, and won't take "no" for an answer. Eventual Frostiron, includes background Hulkeye.

He can't trust his friends, His parents are officially ghost Nazi's, and his life has pretty much fallen to pieces within the last twelve hours. However there is one person who might be able to pick up the pieces, if Danny would only let him. T4sfty

Five times the Avengers used the Hulk as a means of transportation.

Some things about how Loki acted in both Thor and the Avengers had me thinking. Now I have the Avengers thinking about them too as Thor points out a difference in Asgardian culture to his comrades. And meanwhile, Loki is left to think. And to plan.

Despite all appearances, Loki was quite good with children. Mostly his own, but other children too. Even if their parents disapproved. Crack one-shot, Avenger!Loki/Norse!Loki, no pairings. Complete.

While fighting Loki, the Hulk decides to use a different strategy. Hugs. It works.

After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki

AU - Odin cared quite little for his welfare; cared even littler for that of others. When he ends up estranging himself from world and family, three special ghosts decide to pay him a visit on one special night. a.k.a. A Christmas Carol - THOR STYLE!

Danny is exhausted from a night fighting ghosts and finally snaps at Dash in Lancer's the next day. Only the results, are less than good, and gains some unwanted attention.