(Edit: Alright, this is the final time I’m revamping my bio. Haven’t been satisfied with it lately.)

”When we’re doing well, our mental garden flourishes. When we’re not, we’re then in a rose field; we’re then afraid of the poisonous thorns at our feet and the poisonous worries in our head. When the dust finally settles, when we find the answers we seek- from others or ourselves, all we’ll find is a patch of soil dampened by our tears, waiting to become a flourishing garden once more.”

-Ruby 2018

To clarify, yes, please call me Ruby. It’s not my real name but rather, a nom de plume.

Anyways, aside from the quote, I’m not all metaphorical and existentially poetic. More like chicken scratch. Not that I’m undermining my own capabilities, rather, just poking fun at the minor things. I recommend you do the same with life. Laughter is the best medicine in normal, recommended dosages. Don’t overdue it though. Don’t be the person that everyone wants to hit with a frying pan and hope to god they don’t remember you when they wake up.

Be the person that makes dad jokes and sends me my daily amount of green memes in my diet. I like that. Be that kind of person. Not the former. I have frying pans. I know how to grip em right. Watch out.

As for fanfiction... there won’t be any for awhile. Y’know, cuz I have a life ‘n all? Sorry. Be on the lookout though. Something eventually will be posted.

Friends (on here so far):

pending membership for the cool kids club (friend irl too):

Oops, wait, I checked again, he’s the founder!

He pretty much unknowingly encouraged me to join this site in the first place. Knows how to make anyone smile and generally brightens your day to the point of getting a noticeable tan just by looking at this good boy. Overall the honest-to-god sunshine to your rainy days.

His quotable quotes (so far):

”What if I already called the police on myself?”

”I just audibly moaned to a book.”