May the butchering of the canon continue, in 'The Two Towers.' The faceless evil now has a name, and her plot is only becoming more twisted. New: Chapter 7!

Through the biggest plot hole imaginable, the entire Fellowship find themselves on the road... in a pea-green hippie van! When they stop to ask for directions in the most remote little town, they meet up with two...unusual and...unorthodox characters. NEW: Chapter 4 is up. Seriously and for real!

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A girl gets pulled into MiddleEarth. She doesn't want to be there, and does not join the Fellowship. No MarySue. Now being revised.

Completed, finally! Who loves ya! Fifty alternate ways to get rid of the ring or kill Sauron. Expect much randomness and stupidity.

Jealousy. A dead mother. Grief. Rebellion against the gods. Impetuosity. A binding vow. Betrayal. And three jewels that will change the fate of a people. Here is the life of Fëanor, from start to finish. Enjoy if you can. NOW COMPLETE.

The last ship has set sail to Valinor. Middle Earth is changing from a place of magic and beauty to the domain of mankind. A human girl catches a glimpse of a strange forest dweller and is thrust into a world she never dreamed could exist. UPDATED: Ch. 16

Two is better than one...and when two sisters are combined, nothing can stop them. Sauron sends the Fellowship to modern times, but Barb and Em are there to help. Even when it means leaving home...for Middle Earth. NEW SUM! NOT A MARY SUE!

Aegnor foresaw his death and this prevented him from acting on his love for the mortal Andreth. This is a snapshot of the moment he met his fate. Mini ficlet of 1000 words.

Yes it has finally returned, beter then ever. come and read of the evil care bear, the deranged purple cat and the freaked out fellowship. Come on, you'll laugh your pants off.

Just a silly little thing in which the characters test out several possible titles that Lord of the Rings could have had. Not a list.

Samantha is an ordinary teenager who winds up in an unknown world with no clue on how she got there. Can she ever go home? Does she even want to? ElladanOC

A lazy autumn day ends with Faramir throwing a dagger at Legolas!

A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.

2005 Mithril Award Winner: Best Humour or Parody! A vast menace of despair... Why the Movieverse Witch King flew away before killing Gandalf, among other things, during the Battle of the Pelennor Fields.

What happens when an idiot writes.

A young Legolas makes a cake and decides to share it with his father. A oneshot. Warning: Cute Fluff.

A one-shot of what would actually happen to a girl who fell into Middle Earth. Gravity does not make exceptions.

Shall I spin a tale of Princesses of old, maidens with flowing long hair? 'Tis a sad tragic tale, O reader, thou wilt see, of an overdone and cliched affair.

Twelve yearold Elladan and Elrohir discover why Glorfindel always told them not to play with matches. A very random story.

Who was Ereinion Gil-Galad's father? Orodreth? Fingon? Finrod? It is an interesting question, but you will not find the answer to it here. You will learn quite a lot about Ereinion's mother, though.

PPC Challenge-fic - A girl saves Middle Earth

Chrystelle is a 'normal' girl who gets transported into Middle-Earth. Not a Sue, a pardoy though

*COMPLETE!!!* This is the fic to end all modern-girl-falls-into-Middle-earth fics, which I am sick of!! This fic shall tell what would REALLY happen if a girl fell into Middle-earth!! R+R!

Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)

In the trenches of a French battlefield, two young British officers and a forgotten figure from the dim past have a fateful encounter.

Erin, from 21st century Canada, wakes up one morning in MiddleEarth. When she joins the Fellowship, the path of the quest is forever changed, and no one can tell how it will end. Spellchecked, lightly editted, and reuploaded

**Complete** A stereotypical Mary Sue from the 21st century wanders into the Council of Rivendell, but none of the other characters react as expected! Written in a moment of frustration over the rampant Mary Sue problem.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.