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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 5,435 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ugh, Cullen by Seraphie17 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,456 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Everyday Moments Of Perfection by HarlequinRaven reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots; all about our favourite seer and empath, Jasper and Alice. The unseen moments of their lives; the highs, the lows, and every part in-between. Includes; missing moments from books, family moments and AU/AH specials.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 66,302 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Alice, Jasper
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marcus & Didyme Twilight Saga Volturi Story by Damsell reviews
Stephenie Meyer left questions open as to the attitude and background of the Volturi Coven. It is clear from the Vampire Index that the "bored" vampire Marcus had, and lost, a mate named Didyme. This is their story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,967 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Marcus, Didyme
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Elevators, Blackouts, and Strangers by Emmeline Rose reviews
Bella Swan is a successful editor at The New York Times, and her life is only getting better. But when she gets stuck in an elevator during a summer blackout with a mysterious stanger, everything gets complicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,034 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Alice
A Very Merry Cullen Christmas by obsessedovredward reviews
Bella and Edward finally spend a Christmas together.What happens at a vampire's house during the holiday?With Emmett, Alice and the rest of the Cullen clan included, things r sure to get a bit out of control...warning:Contains mayhem and hilarity.review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clandestine by Annilaia reviews
Edward, home for the summer takes a job teaching piano to a young Swan girl. When he falls in love for the oldest Swan daughter, Edward has to keep their relationship a secret, as he deals with his Mother, his cousin, and how much in love he is with Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Frozen Night by cold.obsession reviews
Bella is recruited to play volleyball at Rigby Academy, a boarding school. What happens when she becomes teammates and best friends with Alice and Rosalie? Better yet, what happens when she meets the god like Edward Cullen? And then Jake shows up... BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,165 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bumped Into Love by OhhhSkyler reviews
AU/AH. When Renee dies from a car accident, Bella is sent to live with her rich father Charlie. When forced to go to a party next door, she bumps into-literally-the most gorgeous, genuine guy there. Will sparks fly? Or is it trouble? - NO LONGER FINISHING
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
No Title by WoooHooo reviews
My story doesn't have a title right now but its about Rosalie who lives on the Northen Beaches of Sydney and she meets Emmett when he comes to Australia with his Dad who is a buisness assosiate with Carlisle Rose's Dad. Better than it sounds. All human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8396 - Favs: 6,110 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
A Lot of Something Over Nothing by myyellowsubmarine reviews
All Human. The only thing Bella and Edward are interested in is outwitting each other. Emmett and Rosalie fall in love, but what happens when lies and deception drive them apart? Can Jasper and Alice make Edward and Bella fall in love? CHAPTER 14 NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,649 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Edward vs Alice by Catherine Walker reviews
Edward and Alice both want to watch the Cullen's wide-plasma-screen tv. A hopefully hilarious fight over the remote control starts. This is such a bad summary but please read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
My Pen Pal by Shaps reviews
AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,515 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sister of Mine by The Blasphemous Contessa reviews
This was originally a oneshot of when Alice was taken to the asylum through her sister Cynthia's eyes. I did this partly because no one else was, but mostly because I think Cynthia deserves to tell her story. Complete
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Insight by makeithappen reviews
Edward gets an insight to Alice and Jasper's relationship, set during New Moon when they come back from Italy. Rated T because I always rate everything that just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Kicking it the Classy Way: TW&WTOTC VOL II! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
A brand new batch of one-shots guaranteed to shock and awe... But mostly, they'll just make you question my own/your sanity. Chapter Five: Intelligent Movie-goers. Edward and Bella try to decide what movie to go see. Short and Sweet-ish.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008
Getting Jobs by michaeladawn reviews
What happens when the Cullen kids get in trouble and have to get jobs? Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
Emmett's Pasttimes oneshots by Kelschadsley reviews
wanna know what emmett does in his spare time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Emmett
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Things Emmett is not allowed to do by Kelschadsley reviews
what is emmett not allowwed to do? come and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2008
Love in 1918 by LilyAlice reviews
Bella and Edward meet in 1918. How can their love survive when so many factors are trying to pull the apart. Can their love survive death? What if, true love can't conquer all? This is a story of loyalty, love, loss and lust
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,185 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Loyalty and Love by Chedea reviews
Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,645 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Little Moments by Chedea reviews
A bunch of little oneshots about life with the Cullens. Because I just cant resist the urge. All of them are meant to be hilarious. T to be safe. You'll see why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,872 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete