Soratori-san
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Yo!

Names Soratori my real names Cristina. I tend to get a few nicknames some good, some bad, Cristanya, Cristiny -.- that one i don't personally enjoy since i am a tad, short.

Gender: Girl

Age: 13-16 take your pic

Looks:My avatar technically anime me!Light brown hair, blue green eyes, mostly blue. Short, unfortunatly. I have an atheletic build.

I'm like totally in luv with anime, manga, and Twilight but I don't take it to far. (That depends on your defenetion of too far. x3) My attitude is just spaztic Im not to serious (except if it involves my height then i blow a fuse) Yet i'm usually one that wants to help people even if it's the small stuff, so if some one messes with my friends they know there screwed cause even if i look small I'm some one who can kick ass. However I am also accident prone.

Likes: POCKY! Art, anime, manga,Writing,Skates,Sky (i tend to stare at it alot),Animal's, MUSIC, sweets x3,winter, Strawberries, um and alot of other things!

Dislikes: (Note: this may take awhile) PINK, anyone who abuses pink, stress, anxiety, clear sky with too much sun, SCHOOOOL GAH!, ridiculous pairings (example: YachiruxToushirou -.-), cucumber's, really hot weather, HOMEWORK, anime dubbs(the crap ins wrong with there voices), swimming,loud crap, country music, called short/small/tiny/sensitive, jerks, my Klutz disease. I think i should stop.

Enough bout little me these are my favorite Animes eva.

Anime/Manga

Naruto, Bleach, FMA, Death Note, Vampire night, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, D. N. Angel, OHSHC, Shugo Chara, Wall Flower, Skip Beat, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Rurouni Kenshin, Special A, Air Gear, Princess TuTu

AND LAST ONE

Avatar lol

Fav Pairings:

Naruto: NarutoxHinatamy favorite, SasukexSakura, SasukexOC, NejixTenten, ShikamaruxTemari (she gets less pissy), ShikamaruxOC, KibaxIno, TenTenxLee, KakashixAnko(don't know why just love it)JiraiyaxTsunade
Bleach: Ichigo x Rukia, Renji x Rukia, Rangiku x Gin, Yoruichi x Urahara (GET TOGETHER ALREADY!), HitsugayaxOC (All other pairings just piss me off honestly, Matsumoto and Momo are like sisters to him god -,- and Karin whoever likes this sorry but it's just not gonna happen!)
Vampire Night: ZeroxYuuki (ending made me cry! damn kaname) AkatsukixRuka, RimaxShiki
OHSHC: HaruhixTamaki, HaruhixHikari
Shugo Chara: IkutoxAmu, RimaxNagehiko, KukaixUtau, SanjouxNikaidou
Princess TuTu: AhiruxFakir, AhiruxMyuto ( but no he decides to go to rue the person who screwed him up in the first place!)
D.N.Angel: DaisukexRiku! DarkxRisa Kradxoc

As you can see my life is like spent on these things also some other shows i started watching (OC, One Tree Hill, and Twilight, exc)

I'm at the complete newbie, newbie stage of Fanfiction and am shouting out for help (HELP!) If you have any good Fanfics i would luv to read them! Well this is SoraTori saying, Have an awesome day PEACE!


REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG AND BOLDFACE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below

1. Ikuto
2. Toushirou
3. Gin
4. Haruhi
5. Hikaru
6. Dark
7. Ichigo
8. Fakir
9. Soifon
10. Tamaki

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd grab him, through him onto the bed, kiddnap amu, through her in too, and lock the door behind me.

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Faint then magically come back alive and drag him some where in secret~!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

It would have been to late to attack with the shampoo bottle, my virginity would have already been lost.

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Um that's a little offsetting...trannyxlesbian. Can't wait for the wedding

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

He won't be sleeping for long!

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

"Hey Ichigo im related to you!" Some where up stairs, "FUCK!"

10 ignored you all the time?

He's just mad because i cut down all his mushrooms, now hes muttering some crap about keebler elves.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

In all honesty...he would join them...beause i locked him in a room with Amu...which made him rapes her! Now she'll get preggers! XD

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

In my wildest dreams he'd carry me bridal style, but since that not his style, he would drag me by my other foot.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Uugh it had to be Haruhi, come on i'm already flucking dead by now!

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Dark would raise his eyebrow at Tamaki growing his mushrooms on the wedding cake...then he'd steal me saying i was art, and i would dance happily like a keebler elf.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

..."Ichi-nii what would you do to help me!" Some where up stairs, "...go marry Toshiro" "Best.Brother.Ever."

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

She doesn't, it's soifon, she's a bitch, even to Uruhara! How will she support me? Next thing you know im stuck in a basketball hoop!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

He'll laugh along with me, and when i die from lack of oxygen, he'll keep laughing.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Other then the fact that he's sexy, mysterious, has rad blue hair and eyes, oh, and per chance, belongs to Amu. Hmmm maybe i'm catching on to somthing!

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

FUCK!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

If Dark was pinned down in chains and concrete, Hikaru might get a peck

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

My god Ichigo we're relatives, don't look at me like that! XD Or i freak out run to a mirror even if its a public restroom and see if i have a bald spot on the back of my head.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you her love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

FUCCCKKKKKK!! No i dont mean that i'd fuck i mean that i'd... WHAT ABOUT YORUICHI!

You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react?

'Takes out random camera' This is going to sell like crazy!!

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

...Mr.Question you have a point, both pervs, both hot, both have crazy amazing hair, both pervs... that is our problem. Nope they can't be soulmates, they'd end up being friend invading skirtopia together.

Would number 2 trust number 5?

It...depends...YES I KNOW I ABUSE...DOTS...SO...WHAT...!

Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along?

The time when i see Ichigo shopping with Gin I know i have reached heaven. All i know is Gin better get me some more shampoo!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Health Class...If you think like me good for you...

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

They most evil steroid known to man and shinigami kind!

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Grocery stand, Soifon'd sell Ichigo to random shopping old ladies

9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?

Yeah, Dark's fine with anything, or anyone, as long as it has boobs.

10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Being so shitting stupid in love, that it hurt

What would happen if...

2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend?

She's send it back saying, i'm out of the closet now, thank you very much, and he would send it straight to Ame.

4 and 7 discovered they made love while being drunk?

DANG! Ichigo didn't know you had it in you...those are going to be some weird ass babies.

7 won the lottery?

Hey Ichigo, how about we calmly talk this out, while writing your will, since i am family, after all

What would 1 think of 2?

(Sorry Toushirou) 'Damn he's short!'

What would 2 find weird about 3?

That 3 secretly wants to rape him!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Sexiness, which is the best curse for all anime guy kind. Oh and their hair reminds me of a grapes and an orange!


Favorite Quotes: If you want to find some awesome quotes go type Random Quotes into google.

If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.
-
unknown

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
-Walter Bagehot

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.
-Doug Larson

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen

Did you know? Shinigami love apples.
-light yagami

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