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Just some things I've seen on other profiles that I just had to add.

My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
AOne heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded.

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First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews

Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.

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How To Break A Mask by Kinomi Akai reviews

COMPLETE (After 10 years!). An incident at the festival on Oct. 10th reveals that there is a lot that everyone doesn't know about Naruto. Smart!Naruto, Sasunaru/Narusasu, Rated M for swearing & citrus.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,608 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews

The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.

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going from the start by B2J reviews

De-ageing fic. Harry gets de-aged. But not your average fic. Harry is a Slytherin in sheep lion clothing.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Harry P.

Wine Jelly by mangawolfgirl96 reviews

After finishing filming in France for a movie Kyoko was supposed to come back with the rest of the actors and crew, but she mysteriously disappears. Leaving only a letter to Ren. 15 years later they meet again.

Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 92,642 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete

Chakra Wizard by Dark-Shadow-Soul-Stealer reviews

UP FOR ADOPTION! What would happen if Harry Potter lived in the world of Naruto. Lots of fun, that's what. Slash, AU. HPLM, SSNU, SUDM

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Gift From The Gods: Stone by RuneWitchSakura reviews

Harry is given a second chance. But will he be able to do this again, especially with the Headmaster conspiring against him. Read GIFT FROM THE GODS first. Implied Future SLASH HPSBRLSS and RWDM SLASH or IMPLIED SLASH. Up for Adoption.

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Saving Severus Snape by hijo del muerto reviews

Hogwarts needs maintenance over the summer, everyone must leave. Snape goes home to an abusive father only to be saved by Harry. As he recovers they grow closer. Good Voldie/Death Eaters Bad Dumbles/Ron MAJOR SLASH HP!Top SS!Bottom other minor pairs.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,637 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.

The Power of the Mind by Landstradd reviews

The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,218 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 3,662 - Follows: 4,344 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P.

Parental Control by LMG reviews

AU. NO MAGIC! Draco's parents hated his boyfriend. So much so that they decided to do something about it. Taken from the American show on MTV 'Parental Control'. H/D -NEW CHAPTER 7/27/12

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.

Harry Potter & the Power of the Eclipse by Zyber Elthone reviews

[DISCONTINUED/OUTDATED]Post OotP. Harry decides to take the reigns of his life away from Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix and it will change him forever. Rated M for safety. IndependentHarry, AntiDumbledore.

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The Vampire Prince by redhead evans reviews

When Harry gets rescued from a Death Eater attack by a group of vampires sent to bring them to their queen how far is he willing to go to defeat Voldemort? AU! Chapter 18 up! 7/31/11

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,894 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.

Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews

Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4967 - Favs: 6,155 - Follows: 4,672 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete

Promising Submission by GeminiCancer reviews

Harry Potter, sick of the ministry of magic's corruption moves to St. Louis to learn how to live. Harry/Nathanial/occasional others.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,590 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Harry P.

Trials of Bonds by Tempt Me More reviews

UP FOR ADOPTION 'You two need to learn not to live in the past. Let it help shape you, let it teach you, but not define you.' Sasuke and Kakashi both learn the value of past, present and future bonds and Harry is there to teach them

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H.

Watch Me by benzgirl888 reviews

He wanted to watch me? Fine. I'll give him something to watch. Based off of episode four, All Apologies. Bit of spoilers. Enjoy the completed version!

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Let's Pretend by kittie88 reviews

set after "Silly Love Songs" Kurt and Rachel play pretend and he shows her that she's not alone

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Boys, BandAids and Lessons in Becoming a Badass by bellakitse reviews

How Rachel Berry became Noah's girlfriend, Mike and Sam and Matt's little sister and a badass.

Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,055 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 141 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete

Perchance To Dream by seek-to-enchant121584 reviews

Derek gets the shock of his life when Casey comes to him with a request he never considered. A request he'd never even fantisized about. But he's about to start. And maybe, just maybe, she's thinking of him, too. Derek/Casey. Complete.

Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,651 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Derek V., Casey M.] - Complete

Of Rogues and Packs by Stunning Sunset reviews

Get in, get out, don't be seen. Simple mission orders. Except Logan found a labrat who was too similar to him and decided to keep her. The lone wolf now has to take care of a frightened and traumatized young girl and treat her wounds, physical and mental.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost by bsmog reviews

Tired of only being the Boy Who Lived, Harry disappears after the war, leaving only a mysterious letter behind. Five years later, Draco and his unlikely friends go on holiday and find magic where there is none and more on a mountain in Africa. EWE.

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Horrors of Innocence by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews

There is no terror known to the mutants of Xavier's greater than ONE: 'The soft jingling, almost innocent sound echoes through the halls. She comes. They hide.'

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete

Season of Warmth by Snapegirlkmf reviews

Just before Christmas,Harry hears the basilisk and thinks he's going mad. He flees into a blizzard and is followed by Snape. Trapped by the storm, they hide in a cave. Will they survive to celebrate Christmas? Sick!Harry & sick!Severus. AU, COS, mentorSev

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,354 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete

A Moment in History by Darth Malleus reviews

As the Kyubi no Kitsune descends upon the Hidden Village of Konoha, as Madara begins his plans to bring 'peace' to the world, he is unaware of three figures, watching him from atop the Hokage Mountain.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete

Falling Star by GoSpeedRacer23 reviews

Rachel used to be one of the popular girls hanging out with the cheerleaders and jocks until right before high school one of her dad's die, her friends not knowing what to do leave her behind when she needs them the most, two years later what has happend?

Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,025 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.

The Changer by Vingilot reviews

Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 4,913 - Follows: 5,121 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.

Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews

After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 4,423 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete

A Pair Of Brown Eyes by SEZCPL reviews

“You told Nora you were 15 weeks pregnant but you’re 19 weeks. Why?” Casey didn’t answer. Derek answered for her. “Because you knew she would eventually tell me. And 15 weeks means a nephew. 19 weeks means a son.” Casey looked up. “Or daughter.”

Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,770 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete

It All Started With A Visit To Gringotts by jadedragon36 reviews

Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,262 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 5,767 - Follows: 2,514 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete

What a Woman Should Know, According to Puck by Sassy26 reviews

According to Puck there were 6 things a woman should know & it was his mission to make sure Rachel 'uptight & prissy' Berry learnt them, coz there was no way she was raising his kid with a giant stick firmly implanted in her ass AU Future Fic - M for smut

Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,229 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete

In the Darkness Hides the Truth by Maira Blue reviews

Discontinued and Adopted; check my profile for details! Entering the Chamber of Secrets in second year has consequences for Harry. Ancient secrets are unlocked, and nothing is as it seemed. A Harry Potter is Salazar Slytherin story.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Salazar S.

Two Sided Coins by beyond-the-twilight reviews

The Rachel who wore short skirts and knee socks was a thing of the past. Mentions of Finn/Rachel. Rachel/Brittany/Santana friendship, Rachel/Puck relationship.

Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Rachel B. - Complete

When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews

4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete

Just A Fling Series: Spring Fling by My one true love reviews

"C'mon Berry, loosen up. We're at Spring Break in Cancun. This is supposed to be a vacation. Even you can loosen up a little here." Puckleberry with a little Santana thrown in for the hell of it.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete

Snakes and Sand by Random Dispatcher reviews

Gaara of the Sand needs a friend and the Dursley's have just given baby Harry away. It's a NarutoHarry Potter Crossover with a GaaraHarry pairing! Slash!

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Harry P., OC

Dancing Feet by WolfRave reviews

Support Stacie Auction Fic. Rachel/Mike pairing Matt/Puck/Rachel/Mike friendship

Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Mike C., Rachel B. - Complete

Sasuke's New Little Brother by purplekitsune-chan reviews

This story has been adopted. If you want to read than go ahead, but please read the new version, there is a link in the last chapter.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,013 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete

Just wanna have some Fun by Apatija reviews

Femslash, Q/R/B, Quinn/Rachel. Quinn is bored online. Brittany and Rachel show her how to have fun.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete

Harry A Demonic Friend by Pollythewolfdemon reviews

Naruto and Harry meet in a dream and share alot in common, like both being part demons. future slash HarryNaru, swearing

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,974 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Naruto U.

A different type of witch by DreamWriterColabs reviews

Not all the Witches in Cloud Tower are evil. DarcyXoc BloomXIcy, StormyXFlora Femslash. Rated M for later chapters.

Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,951 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete

Shattered Illusions by Kalera I. McTierney reviews

HP/DM/SS, Slash. An attack after a Potions class leaves three people forever changed. Harry sees things in a new perspective, Draco is torn between what he wants and his family obligations, and Severus...Severus will be caught in the middle of it all.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,027 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.

Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews

SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,154 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews

Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5718 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete

The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews

A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete

Always With You by leavesfallingup reviews

Kyoko is asked to do a commercial drama along with Tsuruga Ren. As their popularity increases so does the chance that their secrets will be revealed.

Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,424 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete

Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews

Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 4,187 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete

From Dawn To Twilight by Cometakeawalkwithme reviews

When he left her, he promised a clean break. Years after her "death", the Cullens go to Volterra and meet a new, powerful Bella- who isn't what she always was. Will hearts mend? Or will she keep running away from the man who once broke her heart? Stars/Vp

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,362 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella, Edward

Weary Hearts by LoyalSlytherinForever reviews

AU Severus Snape has always seemed a cold and smirky man, but for good reason. But when an extremely abused/neglected six year old Harry comes into his care can the cynical professor and the untrusting child heal wounds for each other? warn slash/abuse

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,411 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete

My Twilight by sea-princess reviews

Edward thought he had lost everything. But just as he is about to throw his life away, he meets someone who much worst off. full summary inside. Harry Potter X Twilight HP/EC

Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,588 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Edward

Sangre Azul by SnowyOwl-17 reviews

When Liz Parker's parents get a divorce, she has to move to the Upper East Side. Problem is, everyone loves a good scandal. And what bigger scandal is there than Chuck Bass...taken? Everyone's going to be watching Gossip Girl for this scoop. BE BACK SOON

Roswell - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,166 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008

Mysteria by Liria Nai reviews

Days after the DOM a mysterious letter arrives and Harry is faced with a decision. Reject the offer and continue on the path Dumbledore has set for him or forge a new one and challenge every opinion ever forced on him. SLASH. Creature/grey/powerful Harry.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,747 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.

The Consequences of a Ritual Loss by GrownRose reviews

Naruto has held onto something he was supposed to have lost during his academy days. Kakashi is assigned by Tsunade to get rid of it. But when Naruto is involved nothing is ever simple. Especially not when Kyuubi decides to get involved too.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,893 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete

To Live With Vampires by dreams of bubbles reviews

At age 5, Bella goes to Italy with her parents. One of the destinations: Volterra. Imagine Aro's surprise when his gift does not work on her. What does he do? Well, he adopts her. This is Bella's life in Volterra, growing up the human among vampires...

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,073 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Aro

Separations by Sinnto reviews

Bella never jumped off the cliff. Volturi asked her to join them because of her special ability they see in her. Alice did not see this. What will happen? Complete

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,814 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Konoha's Golden Hurricane by Sealed-Dragon reviews

The Kyuubi owed a debt to the Fourth Hokage. Now, he's paying it back, through Naruto. His goal, to make Naruto into the strongest Hokage. Good Kyuubi, Smart Naruto. R&R!

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,058 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U.

To fulfill a wish by tomarlia reviews

When Severus ask what Harry wanted most in the world he never believed he would make it come true.SS/Hp Mpeg. Slash, Character death. don't like don't read this is my first Fanfiction story any help would be great.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,200 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.

The Road Less Travelled By by Ashen Skies reviews

Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,483 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete

The Engagement Kiss by Aviva Riddle reviews

Harry seems to have once again been left in the dark, unbeknownst to him he has a rare creature blood and when an unsuspecting Severus Snape comes to pick him up on the eve of his birthday chaos ensues. Anal, Angst, Bi, Bond, D/s, HJ, M/M, MPreg, Oral.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,048 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete

Perspective by Uchiki na Kage reviews

A oneshot collection: Kakashi and the others discover somethings that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,225 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete

Making Waves by Maken reviews

ºSlash/Yaoiº -.Hounded, chased and threatened, Harry Potter escapes into a world where nature thrives and ninjas exist. Here, he searches for a place to call home and stumbles into more than he first expected.-

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 567 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Haku

Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 6,003 - Follows: 1,766 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete

Wishing on a Dream by Amira Devant reviews

Never break the Best Friends Rule. Ever. Pity Harry has no regard for the rules… Results? Heartbreak. Because somethings are just never meant to be. Slash, HarryxDraco

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Red Sun Rising by Calai'di reviews

Sequal to Secrets. Every secret is coming out...to everyone, including the Dark Lord. How will Harry and Draco deal with Voldemort and a Horcrux search when they can't even trust each other? sequal, SLASH, numerous pairings but mostly DMHP

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,244 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.

Sharingan Harry Book One: A New Bloodline by shinji the good sharer reviews

Harry bought as many books as he could on magic on his first trip to Diagon. Now through the purchase of an old journal he has a Kekkai Genkai.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,788 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Harry P. - Complete

Opposites Attract by MysticMoon974 reviews

On Harry's 16th bithday Harry get's his inheritance. He canges into a dark Veela. His mate just happens to be a certian male light Veela. How will people react to this? HarryDraco Slash!Rewriten!

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,372 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.

No One's Secret To Keep by darkmorsmordreheart reviews

D&H What they have is not a secret, but what they feel is. 7th year.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,378 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

The Dragonmasters by Naia reviews

AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 378,054 - Reviews: 5437 - Favs: 5,822 - Follows: 3,560 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Harry P.

Prisoners of Hope:Book One by Ember.P.Slayer reviews

what if harry was taken away from private drive? what if he was taken to Konoha to become a ninja? two other boys offer harry this chance.now he has a new name and a new life. until the letters come.Naruto/Harry Potter Crossover.check inside for pairings

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Harry P.

Juno of Eternal World by Uaithne reviews

Harry has done what was expected of him. Now he feels a need to go and find the one who has been waiting for him in a world from his dreams. However everything has price and Harry is the one who has to pay this time. HarryxKakashi YAOI. Harry OC.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.

In Medias Res by Saraisha reviews

Harry finds out he has creature blood. A letter is delivered to his aunt the night of his seventeenth birthday that changes his life forever. HPDM pairing. Severus mentor.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.

Life is odd by HeatherLB reviews

Harry Potter tells his story. Slash with Salazar Slytherin/Harry Potter. their will be blood, guts, and gore. Dumbles/Ron/Hermionie bashing. Betrayed!Harry. Rated M to be safe

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Harry P., Salazar S.

The Mission by Enterprise1701-d reviews

NarutoHP X-over. AU, OOC - Harry is taken to Konoha by Jiraiya when found on the doorstep of Number 4. 13 years later, he is sent on a mission - the Triwizard Tournament. Super!Harry

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,570 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 363 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete

The Mage and The Potions Master by shedoc reviews

Harry's summer does not start well. Then things get even worse. When you find yourself reliant on your best friend for the littelest of things, thank god he's a Weasley! AU from fifth book rating only for some chapters

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 88,866 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete

Maijustu Potter by Tenkai of Chaos reviews

Harry learn the art of ninja’s and no one ever noticed. Slight crossover with Naruto, I don’t own ether.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Harry P.

Slytherins Pride by Sun Knight reviews

The final battle is about to start, it all starts when Harry finds a snake in his garden and then with a birthday and some letters his life is blown out of proportion once again as he enters his 6th year at hogwarts with new powers and a new title.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Salazar S.

The Return of the Uzumaki by Tazaki4 reviews

A story about Naruto coming back after FIVE years of training, not three. Who is missing on his return? The one you would never expect to miss Naruto doing anything. chapter nine had a problem, will be fixed soon. Deleted off my computer for some reason.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,405 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete

Black Phoenix by RedHal reviews

After the death of his godfather, Harry has a strange dream and goes for a walk. As he's walking, he comes across an animal he knows.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,435 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete

ThE WaNiNg MoOn by Shadow of the Ankh reviews

SLASH. Harry comes into his creature inheritance on his birthday with a few twists thrown in. Super powerful!political! Harry. The Waning Moon now belongs to Nigh Fury, who posted it on HPfandom under the title Starlight Mythology [Mature content].

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,873 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.

The Forgotten Founder by Lady Taisho-Slytherin reviews

AU What if there had been a fifth founder? One forgotten through history because he did not wish to be remembered. This is the story of the 5th founder of Hogwarts, Salazar Slytheri's adopted brother Harry PotterSlytherin

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Harry P., Salazar S.

Hogwart's Guards by Erisa ken reviews

Naruto and the gang has been given a mission to protect a certain wizard.NarutoHP crossover. Yaoi. Sasunaru. DracoHarry. Smart Naruto On Haitus

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.

Konaha bad day by maverick9871 reviews

BETA After naruto returns with Tsunada a few suprises are pulled from the number one suprise ninja.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete

Black Ascension by Omni Black reviews

Post OoTP will have HPB Spoilers. Harry decides that he wants to be in control and away from Dumbledore's Manipulations. Appearences and perceptions are changing, true faces are shown, secrets revealed. Independant, dark, not evil. Grims and Heritage.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,387 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Harry P.

The Path by Taio reviews

Post OOTP, ignoring the events of HBP. Harry finds himself remarkably striken by a previously thought lost ability. Learning new forms of magic, as well connecting with a new world of magical combat.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,507 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z.

Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 5,688 - Follows: 1,198 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete

Ashura, The Silver Fox Demon by HarbingerLady reviews

HP Naruto crossover. Post OotP. Kyuubi has a big brother? Who? Follow the story as he went back to Naruto's world armed with the knowledge of magic.Rated for the violence in some chapters

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,044 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.

Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 8,447 - Follows: 2,280 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.

No More by Redrum reviews

COMPLETE: Can Harry survive the introduction of a third into his relationship with Severus, or will his lover's obsession with his new toy drive them apart?

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete