Alex the Kritkanzer
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Joined 03-26-09, id: 1879316, Profile Updated: 09-28-11
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello! Have a great day!

I do hope you will have fun as much as I do with the magic world of J.K.Rowling and the stories of one of my favourite authors on FanFic - Notwolf.

The stories are spin-off of spin-off, it was irresistible to suggest what could have happened in Notwolf's stories, the AU universe to her most canon stuff.

Yeah, I promised that I would never write fanfic, but... Please forgive and read - or forgive and forget, as you wish. I will be glad to receive your withering criticism (and for sure the dithyrambs as well, don't be mistaken)!

Thank you and as previously stated - have a great day!

Gratefully yours

Alex the Kritikanzer

P.C. You are most cordially welcome to slice and dice me in the comments if you think it merits it. The pleasure will be all mine!

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The Voldemort Diaries by notwolf reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, Severus found some interesting reading material left behind by the dark lord...but what else did Voldemort leave behind? Stars Severus, Tom Riddle, and Lucius, among others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 94 - Words: 506,906 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Severus S., Voldemort, Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Death Eater No More by notwolf reviews
If Severus died in the Shrieking Shack, where is his body? Find out what really happened to Snape and the Malfoys post-Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 89 - Words: 410,682 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Anima Damnata by Pen Against Sword reviews
A string of shocking, potion-related murders has the brightest witch of her age struggling to catch the culprit. She seeks the help of a familiar Potions Master. There's only one problem with that, though. He's been dead for five years. SSHG, Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Tale of the Nightshirt by Ladymage Samiko reviews
In the depths of night, someone comes knocking on Hermione's chamber door. But what follows after isn't something anyone would have expected. An HGSS serial of the humor and drama of unexpected romance. EWE, DH-compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
FourLegged Shellfish by Twist reviews
A heartwarming tale of the Patrician trying to make his godson happy, even if it means braving Crazy People That Work With Horses.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
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The Werewolf with Laurels and May Be Carrots reviews
Cleanliness is next to goodness, Greyback will find when trying to trace and hurt again one of his victims. The story also teaches never to mess with the kitchen team - it always ends badly, no matter who you are!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Fenrir G. - Complete
The Sounds reviews
Durmstrang's director has adopted a child that Greyback is after. The werewolf should be ready for unexpected sounds - and ready to face the music. Is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Fenrir G., Luna L. - Complete
A Werewolf to Die for reviews
Durmstrang director has his hands full after adopting a werewolf cub. What will a parent do to save his little one? A lot! You meet also some Weasleys getting more beautiful and some Dementors for a good measure. Enjoy! And let me know!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Luna L., Bill W. - Complete
A Friend in Need reviews
Someone has to fetch Neville from the Amazon jungle as his parents' treatment depends on him. Sirius is set for the mission but he comes equipped only with a trowel. Will he succeed? A friend in need is a friend indeed. Even with a trowel...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sirius B., Neville L. - Complete
The Killing Power of Fashion reviews
Was Molly Weasley the only woman to beat Bellatrix Lestrange at a duel? Find out - may be even the death cannot stop one notorious killer. Yet there is always room for unexpected curses...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Bellatrix L., Severus S. - Complete
The Prophesy, or Why Nott to Tease Fate reviews
Everyone has a wedding gift that hates. So may be it is not a good idea to serve a soup in the tureen that your husband's aunt had given you.Or may be it is, Nott?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Nott, Mrs. Zabini - Complete
The Best Duelist reviews
Severus needs to polish his duel skills to perfection - with the best opponent. Will death be an impediment for that? An important wizard does not think so. Read why...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Wine
Neville's grandmother has a double mission - to get out of misty Britain and to find him a match. First is easy, don't bet on second, but he enjoys the trip so far... Notwolf and canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,136 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Neville L. - Complete
A Wedding to Remember
Snape is marrying his firstborn to a friend's son. Narcissa hosts the event and is careful with the preparations for the big day. But as it is always at weddings there is a surprise that involves the bride, the groom and some transport surprises.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Salazar S., Nott - Complete
How Durmstrang Got a New Basilisk
A basilisk egg is about to hatch in Hogwarts and Severus Snape wants to shove it on someone else. Little he knows that there are places eager to get it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Two Ravens, a Cardinal, a Sparrow, and a Robin…
Hagrid hits some tunes with unexpected results. The love of music and the magic mix together - sometimes with disastrous results. Enjoy. but please do not try to reproduce without proper instructions
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
A Calendar Subject reviews
Two men are discussing the merit of a profession and its perks. Fanfic-over -fanfic, probably funny if you have followed Notwolf's story about Voldemort Diaries, might be funny by itself, please flame accordingly!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Rodolphus L., Walden M. - Complete
Three Days of Feasts and not Only reviews
Ch. 26. The Latin Grammar. Last daily tribute to J.K.Rowling and Notwolf - some pretty wild thoughts heavily leaning on Bulgarian folklore and the idea of Durmstrang being somewhere there. Piles of history lessons' references. Enjoy! Canon compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,315 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Viktor K., Severus S. - Complete