Watermelon-Plaguehide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Assassin's Creed. HELLO~ Watermelon-Plague here~ I'm kinda somewhat new-ish to fanfiction~ well...I think I've posted like, two stories... I suppose I'm a good writer.. not "GIFTED" like some of the authors here, trully some people here are awesome~ no lie! but I have a thing with commitment~ XD seriously though, getting myself to sit down and actually load a story here takes quite a while for me~ I'm very easily distracted! SO! Well, I'm really into many things, and have loads of stories I probably should post...when I get around to it... but, I welcome you to my stories *WHENICOUGHGETOFFMYLAZYCOUGHASSANDDOSOMECOUGHCOUGHWORK!* OH! MAN! 'scuse me~ must becomin' down with somethin'... :I ANYWAY! looking forward to comments, love, flames bluhbluhbluh~ yeah. = w = that is all~ |
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Far, Far Away by starsmeetsky reviews
Aradia Megido does what she needs to survive. In her case, that means prostitution. A breaker of hearts, she doesn't know what to do when she realizes she can't run away from her problems forever. Humanstuck AU, Aradia/Equius
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,809 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Aradia M., Equius Z.
A Very Obscura Christmas by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
Who better to spend the holiday with than your large, somewhat dysfunctional family?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Blood of a Broken Bullet by Risilliance reviews
I whirled around, following her gaze, almost disbelieving my own sight. But he was there, hovering over the volcano. And I could almost catch the scent of my brother's blood, hanging in the air.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Dreams of Reality by Northern-Soul reviews
CLOCKWORK PRINCE SPOILERS. Tessa has trouble coming to terms with Nate's death. Jem comforts her. Short and hopefully! sweet. R&R
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
In Love and War by KillsMeNot reviews
AU story. College is just full of... love and war. SLASH! Altair/Malik.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Altaïr, Malik
Shopping Shenanigans by Ocarina of Thyme reviews
Humanstuck; Karkat takes Terezi to the mall to pick up a few things - silliness ensues.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Laws of the Game by Xazz reviews
Modern AU. Malik is the soccer coach to Altair's son.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,096 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Altaïr, Malik
Hospital by Evil.lil.angel reviews
Assassins Creed AU, AltMal. Altaïr wakes up in hospital after ambush in war-zone. I suck at summarys. Romance/humor/drama
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,166 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Blame It On the Alcohol by Perdue reviews
john and dave get drunk after finals and shenanigans occur. dave/john os.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Lowering The Bar by YourConscience813 reviews
Malik was always considered the smart one, Altaïr knew this well. Then why was Altaïr acting strangely after receiving his test? Modern AU. Read and Review.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Funebre by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
No one should have to face death alone. Not even Betas.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Coin Flip by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
There were always two results to a coin flip. Terezi centric
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Terezi P., Karkat V. - Complete
BUT C4NDY 4PPL3S 4R3 MY F4VOURIT3 by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
Why bother with the hemospectrum when you can live with a carnival every day? The red chalk is obviously the best.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Terezi P., Karkat V. - Complete
Tease by Heian Edenwood reviews
All that rough tugging, biting and licking. It was a sensory overload to his already lust-addled mind. He offered little resistance as Malik threw him onto the ground, breath picking up in excitement.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Altaïr, Malik
The Bro Code Forbids by Perdue reviews
Months ago, Dave asked John if sharing a bed would rid them of their nightmares. Maybe as roommates in college they can give it a try. Dave/John two-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Sunglasses by Perdue reviews
Someone breaks Dave's sunglasses. The only gift he's ever cherished. The gift John gave to him. John/Dave slash OS.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/16/2011 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Pull Up, Pick Up by tanyart reviews
Night shifts at the McDonalds' Drive-Thru. Altair/Malik, AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Normal by shirleytemplar reviews
After awaking in the lab after staying late one night, Lucy is confronted by Subject 16 about his hallucinations. One shot, mild Lucy/Sixteen.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Lucy S., Clay K./Subject 16 - Complete
Whispers of an Eagle by Vaoni reviews
The five times that Altair was talked about and the one time that Malik defended him. Altair/Malik
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
Studies in Malik by EccentricSpock reviews
Collection of One-Shots from Malik's point of view. Hints/Will be Altair/Malik slash in some. AU's in others, it's simply a bunch of short one-shots practicing in his character. M for possibilities.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Malik, Altaïr
It was just innocent by Ash Musk reviews
Young!Malik and Young!Kadar attempt to sleep, until Young!Altair decides that he found something worth dragging them outside for. Some moments can last forever, but others just turn into distant memories. one shot
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Mountain Climbing by googleit6 reviews
Malik and Altair have always had a strange relationship. From the death of Kadar, to the friendly chat of two brothers, is it only a matter of time before the inevitable happens? **SLASH. ALT/MAL AU ONESHOT**
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
This Big Damn Wedding by Slytherpire reviews
Altair and Malik are assigned a novice level mission. Al Mualim insists that it's important, but the people of Masyaf seem to think he has another reason for forcing them to play the part of lovers. AltMal
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
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Shared Blue Eyes reviews
Altair stopped what he was doing to look up at Malik, an eyebrow arched questionably. "what?" malik asked, irritation clearly in his voice. "Your brother wasn't as innocent as you make him out to be." Altair stated with a face as serious as possible.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Malik
Spoiled Fun reviews
A short drabble thingy...oneshot! Child Ezio and Leo work on much needed skills for later in life. this seriously is nothing special...typed it up in aproximately 5 min. or so... :D no high expectations
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
brotherly love, and belgiun waffles reviews
you get no summary... 1. because your not worthy... 2. cuz im a lazy mofo... kaythxbai3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Belgium, Netherlands - Complete
ukrainian dreamscape reviews
a quick thingy i came up with-the result of mountain dew at 4 in the morning cute brother-sister-maybe more relationship3 fail summary is fail...my first story, hope its good
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Russia, Ukraine - Complete