Sarah: waves Hello, I'm Sarah, obviously because I'm saying this, and there's a little "Sarah" label before everything I say and... I'm just rambling now, Michelle?

Michelle: sweatdrop Hey, we're Supernaturalandlostfan.

Sarah: mumbles Even though I've never seenLost in my life.

Michelle: glares We basically just co-write on this account, but I have written a couple of fics solo already. "The Hunted" and "Expect the Unexpected" for example.

Sarah: interrupts There's a funny story behind that "Expect the Unexpected" story

Michelle: glares But it’s not important though. Anyways, we’re just here to post our mini-profiles.

Sarah: Whose are we posting first?

Michelle: shrugs How about mine, alphabetical, you know?

Sarah: annoyed Yes, but we want it to be fair. Let’s just do paper-rock-scissors.

They play it. Michelle cheats.

Michelle: triumphantly Yes, I win! Alphabetical fate has done it again.

Sarah: You mean you had another incident with this so-called “Alphabetical fate?”

Michelle: sweatdrop It’s a long story, don’t ask. Just paste those profiles.

Sarah: Fine, fine…

MichelleFacts:

Birthday: May 24, 1978

Favorite Show: Supernatural

Favorite Male Celebrity: Orlando Bloom (Michelle: He is fine anyway he looks, be it a blonde elf or a wanna-be pirate. Sarah: w00t, Orli’s hot!)

Favorite Female Celebrity: Angelina Jolie (Michelle: Only woman in the world I'd throw my hubby aside for. Just don't tell him… Sarah: She is pretty, isn’t she?)

Favorite Food: I have a horrible obsession with broccoli and cheese (Michelle: Yum, yum, just writing it down makes me hungry! Sarah: I’ve never had that combination…)

Favorite Toothpaste: Crest whitening gel (Sarah: That’s a toothpaste? Michelle: smiles showing the pearly whitesYes, there is a toothpaste version.)

Current item obsession: My new laptop.

Favorite Milk: Hershey's chocolate

Favorite movie: Shaun of the Dead (Michelle: I watch it at least three times a week, and it's funnier every time! Sarah: laughs I like the part where he doesn’t notice the zombies at first, and slips on the blood.)

Favorite Song: Simple man (Michelle: Lynard Skynard)

Favorite Rock Group: Maroon 5

Now for…

Sarah Facts:

Birthday: October 12, 1990

Favorite Show: Supernatural (Sarah: At the moment…)

Favorite Male Celebrity: Brad Pitt. (Sarah: I just got Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I’ve been obsessed with him since… Michelle As close as one can get to being the perfect man!)

Favorite Female Celebrity: Angelina Jolie (Sarah: Again, I’m blaming it on Mr. and Mrs. Smith, lol. Michelle: You already know how I feel about her, people.)

Favorite Food: Yogurt (Sarah: People say that’s not a food, but I think they’re just jealous. Of what, I don’t know. I just say people are jealous for no reason at all sometimes…Michelle: I love Trix yogurt! Does that count? Sarah: Of course.)

Favorite Fan Fiction Section: Er, it’s probably the 4400 section… crowd boos (Sarah: What? Supernatural has a few bleak fics, people. Michelle: Blasphemer!)

Current item obsession: My Bed. (Sarah: It’s oh so welcoming in the mornings and at night!)

Favorite Drink: Eggnog drools

Favorite Movie: Probably National Treasure (Sarah: Go Riley! Michelle: Haven't seen it, but if Riley's all you make him to be, then I'm gonna buy the DVD tomorrow! Sarah: Yay!)

Favorite Band: Relient K

Favorite Supernatural Power: Telekinesis (Sarah: This thing is so cool.)

Since we want to take up a bit more space, here are a few funny things:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Sarah: Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Sarah: The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(Sarah: And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(Sarah: But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Sarah: Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Sarah: Are you sure? Michelle: Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Sarah: But wouldn't that save more time?) (Michelle: Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(Sarah: We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(Sarah: One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Sarah: Hmm... something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(Sarah: As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Sarah: Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Sarah: But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Sarah: Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Sarah: Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Sarah: Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Sarah: There. I think that about sums upMichelle and me. I hope you enjoyed reading about two complete strangers! Read our stories and review please.

Michelle: nodding We’ll do something weird if you don’t!

Sarah: waves Bye! We’ll probably update this in a few months.