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This is a copy and paste quiz thing I got from my friend Rey129. What I am is in bold, and I've left some comments in italics. I'm sarcastic sometimes! It's your job to pick that out though:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. I can assure you this is not the case

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. Have not heard this one before I must admit

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. Darn I'll have to break it to Alice, she'll have to get cracking!

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm known for being a bitch occasionally, but not for speaking my mind

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. Cute

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. Totally

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals *shrugs* I'm as evil as the next one

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. We don't have Republicans and Democrats or whatever here so I'll just skip these three

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'M SCANDINAVIAN so I MUST love fish.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore Completely, you have me all worked out

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I just like black, it looks good with almost anything

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. Well I hope not

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life I have a social life, it just doesn't include you

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. Does bi count?

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all Oh god please no

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. See above

I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. INCONVENIENT LITLE SHITS

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'LL DO WHAT I WANT

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. How do Russians roll? I don't know, I've never been to Russia

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO HERE LET ME RUB SOME GAY OFF ON YOU ...

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude Oh far from it

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I want to start gaming more ... I need a good teacher though to show me the ropes, I'd be too intimidated on my own

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. The common room has a sandwich toaster! How can you not eat lunch with a sandwich toaster at your fingertips?!

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. *dances violently to Single Ladies*

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm screwed up for a whole other host of reasons, baby

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. FUCK YOU TOO

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black!

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I run more than my slim friend

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I miss being on a dance team ... Musical dancing will just have to make up for it!

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. Lol how adorable

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm bi, not blind, deaf and stupid. I have preferences

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. Private school? I'm on a scholarship that I work my ass off for

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I don't like iiiiiiiit! Kind of a problem considering where I live

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. That sounds boring

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. Only in painting and writing ... and there are people much better than me!

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. Big groups make me anxious unless I know and feel comfortable with everyone in them

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy. Dark, sarcastic, sexual humour. Fun fun fun

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. If you'll be an idiot, I'll be a bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm actually really picky with my hair so I don't let it, I wash it every second day

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. Bitch please

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. There're so fun for light reading!

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I don't defend the crazy, and I can be obsessed, but I haven't broken into anyone's house yet

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. Bitch please

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep Have you seen sheep? They stink. I grew up on the Welsh commons and I know this for a fact, those little shits stink

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. Tell that to my 12 000 word published novella

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm on the equality side, the one that actually wants positivity.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. Ouch

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. First of all you're stupid not to in Australia ...

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. My dad is English, I adore tea it is the lifeblood, and I need braces (*sulks*). That's about it

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser Nah

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy The Australian environment is hardy but has a delicate ecosystem. Of course I want to protect it

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. Bitch please she's fucked up

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. Nah

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. TYPES. TYPES. TYPES

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I like my alone time!

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. Bitch please

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. My government makes stupid mistakes

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. Not to be disrespectful to actual witches but I would really love to be a Harry Potter witch

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED This is what this is about, after all

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK I found some really cute blackboard nail polish so you can use liquid chalk on it!

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish Bitch please

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I really love grammar, and nobody else seems to care, so I have to point it out myself

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos Have you seen a fucking croc? No way am I going near one of them

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times What are they?

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. Nah

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I haven't cut in a year

I am an HONOUR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. I hope I get honours this year

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I don't know why but when I'm frustrated or angry tears just start flowing. I'm just overemotional I guess

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist Grammar.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I share most things, but I like my privacy

I'm a HETALIAN FAN, so I MUST believe that every stereotype is true!

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