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FATSTAR'S PROFILE!~

-Hello, my chunky warriors-

*~Wassup homies?~*

WELCOME TO MY PROFILE! I AM FATSTAR, LEADER OF IDIOTCLAN, AND I POST WEIRD STUFF. YEAH.

Currently, I have just one book: The Tales of IdiotClan, StupidClan, DumbClan, and DimClan. Or better known as: Tales of WTFland

PLEASE PLEASE CHECK OUT MY GROSSNASTY STORIES IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME~!

~*Have fun!~*

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Facts about Fatstar!

1. He is pansexual! (Though he'd never admit it to Curlystar, his mate)

2. He actually was a former kittypet before he joined IdiotClan.

3. He was inspired by my former crush~ WAAAY back in the 7th grade!

4. I just identify him as male to make things easier.

5. YES I KNOW HE IS DEAD. But he might reappear in later chapters/series... *hint hint, wink wink*

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My Poem to Beautiful Idiots Like You

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm an idiot,

And so are you.

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From: Ivyclaw of PineClan

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember Squirrelflight,

When the one I love, casts me away,

I'll remember Yellowfang,

When I can no longer stay,

I will think of Snowkit,

When someone dies young,

And I'll think of Berrynose,

When I must hold my tongue,

I will think of Breezepelt,

When I feel betrayed,

I will always think of Smudge,

When a cat is spayed,

I'll remember Leafstar,

When I am told I can't.

I'll remember Sharpclaw,

When I feel I should be the best.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

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How You Guys Probably Think My Life is Like...

In the morning: "OMG! Another beautiful morning! Hmm... what should I write about today?"

As I'm getting ready for school: "LOLOLOL school...? Pfft! I just have my easy-peasy amazing classes with my amazing teachers and amazing friends! WOOHOO!"

At school: "HAHAHA!" *talks about WTFland nonstop*

When I get home: *Does HW in like ten minutes*

After that: "WOW! Time to write more beautiful WTFland stories!" *writes for four hours*

Bedtime: "Time to sleep!" *gets like nine or ten hours of sleep*

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What My Life is Really Like...

In the morning: *wakes up* "OH CRAP I HAVE TEN MINUTES TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!"

As I'm getting ready for school: (mom): "YOU STUPID BITCH! WHY DID YOU SLEEP THE FUCKING HELL IN AGAIN?" (me): "I'm sorry!" *panics and rushes around*

At school: (teacher): "Today, we will be learning about quantum physics... your test is in a week..." (me): *slams head down on table* (friends): "HEY, GUESS WHAT? WE GOT 110% ON OUR MATH TESTS! WHAT DID YOU GET?!" (me): "Umm... 97%..." (friends): ... "Umm... that's good... I guess..." (me): ... ("friends"): "So... we're going to go and hang out on Saturday with JUST US and not you! And we're going to tell you all of the great, AMAZING things that we did without you and we expect you to be amused!" (me): ...?! (friends): "Okay... bye! Have fun eating lunch alone!" (me): -_- (me when I see my crush): *stares intently* (crush): *ignores* (me): *looks away* (crush): *walks away and starts flirting with some popular bitch* (me): *sighs and feels even more depressed*

When I get home: *gets phone call from mom reminding me of how shitty I am and how everyone in the whole wide world hates me and that I have no friends and that I'm fat and lazy and that she doesn't care that I'm feeling sick, I still have to go to taekwondo*

After that: *does HW for like three or four hours and procrastinates it by working on WTFland*

Bedtime: "Oh, great. Another lovely end to another lovely day. And to think I'll wake up tomorrow morning and repeat the whole cycle over again..."

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My Favorite Quotes

"Every thought is a battle, every breath is a war. And I don't think I'm winning anymore." -Unknown

"I keep a lot of shit to myself, because in reality, no one gives a fuck." -Unknown

"I hope you'll realise how much you are hurting me some day." -Unknown

"I am: the fat friend, the ugly sister, the dumb classmate, the second choice, that depressed girl, the hated child, the bitch, the ugly duckling, the girl who will never be good enough..." -Unknown

"I'm fine. I'm not fine. Please help me. I'm just tired. I can't take this anymore. I already ate. I'm starving myself. Go away. Show me that you care enough to stay. I'm just cold. I don't want you to see my scars. I'm better, I promise. I've never been this bad. I'm okay. I want to die." - Unknown

"No one cares. They're just pretending." -Unknown

"What doesn't kill you makes you wish it did." -Unknown

"Everyone thinks that I've gotten better. I haven't. I've just gotten better at hiding it." -Unknown.

"I'm ok." -Unknown

"There's a Hell. Believe me, I've seen it." -Unknown

"You're never gonna love me, so what's the use?" -Marina and the Diamonds

"At least try to pretend that you like me. People are staring." -Me

"Regret is my best friend. He follows me everywhere and sticks by my side through the ups and downs. He never goes away." -Me

"You don't have a fuck to give, do you?" -Me

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Hello. I know that I... I haven't been active lately, for... reasons. Don't think twice about me, I'm perfectly okay. I just needed some time to try and collect my thoughts, and to find myself... because I'm really scared that I lost myself trying to be someone else.

I still need more time to rediscover myself, because I'm so confused, I don't know who I am anymore, I don't know anything other than the fact that I'm really sick, mentally and physically, and nothing I do really makes sense or matters anymore.

My "friends" pretty much ignore me and want nothing to do with me... they've made that pretty clear. So much for what that psychiatrist recommended, about talking to people and opening up... my family is NOT an option.

I've spent many nights crying myself to sleep, but I think that I'm getting better... maybe. At least whenever I hear "Hey There Delilah" I don't completely fall to pieces and cry until I fall asleep.

"I'm laughing, I'm crying, it feels like I'm dying." -Melanie Martinez

Goodbye. It might be awhile before you hear from me again.

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to @#!*% .

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or an emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.*

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.*

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in band, so I must be a dork. :(

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a @#!*% .

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling jerk.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a jerk.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Of Warriors!)

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I always listen to my iPod, so I MUST be going deaf.

I get good grades, so I MUST be a nerd.

I read the dictionary, so I MUST be a reference

I am TALL, so I MUST play basketball

I'm "pretty", so I MUST be stupid.

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My life has been a bunch of depressing shit lately, but I think I'm getting back up onto my feet. I'm not really into writing again, even though I have some pretty crazy ideas. I dunno. At least I'm not-

well...

Anyways, I'm good enough. I'll survive today, live through tomorrow, taking it slow, one step at a time.

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