THE NARUTARD SURVEY.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Naruto, Itachi, Jiraiya, Sasori

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

Naruto/Hinata all the way!

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

I'm a straight male.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Lol, no. (anyone who does is pathetic.)

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

Does a stuffed shark named Kisame count?

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

That's sad.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Check question 2

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

Sakura can die for all I care and the only reason I like Danzo was because of his position towards Sasuke.

9. Which team is your favorite?

Akatsuki's Art Team

10. Do you support the Tobi=Obito theory?

I used to.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Of course.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Itachi.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Was neutral all the way until he Chidori'd Naruto. Now hate him with a passion.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Just finished the Sakumo arc and Yukimaru arc.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Nope, didn't have to because of all the idiot people and their spoilers on Youtube.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Still waiting for him to go chase the butterfly~

17. Sub or dub?

Will bow to anyone who can stand to watch dub all the way through without wanting to go choke the voice actors.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pink hair, annoying voice, bad attitude, and overpowered during skip? Yup, I hate her.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Oh crap, I forgot to put him in question 1.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Tobi is the grandmaster of comedy.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Mommmy, make the bad man go away!

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

...Stares at Kankuro

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awesome

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Sasuke, I'd just love to see him act like Naruto.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Totally.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Thought about it, but I bet someone has already thought of my idea.

27. Do you like lemons?

Check #3

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

When hell freezes over.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Yeah, it's crazily good...why'd they stop?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Might have seen a couple on Youtube without knowing what it was.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Nope.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

I can't draw.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

If I did draw, no one, not even kishimoto, would recognize it.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Maybe...

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope, thanks to the internet.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Again, check #3

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Someone on Youtube gave it away, so no.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Question 32 will answer it for you.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

I just barfed.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Nope

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Oh damn, if only I could be in their world. J/k =)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

This is about abortion...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.