CaroSlickLipshide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Sooooo...you want the deets huh? Okay, here's the short version: -- My name is Carolyn. -- I run a fan fiction website called FREEDOM FAN FICTION WRITERS. You want to know more? Are you over the age of 18? Join. -- The story that got me on ff[dot]net...Scotch Gin and the New Girl by jandco and wtvoc. Brilliant work...and so enjoyable through and through. -- I love to interact with people...a lot. -- I love all things Twilight/Robert Pattinson/Twifiction...a lot. -- I love chocolate...a lot. :D Places you can follow me: -- FFFW -- MY TWITTER -- MY FACEBOOK -- MY BLOG -- LIVE JOURNAL Other places you find me lurking: -- RobManiPorn's FACEBOOK GROUP...wondering what this is? Check him out on Twitter @RobManiPorn :snickers: *PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS SECTION ONLY CONTAINS WHAT I'M CURRENTLY READING AND MY TOP FAVE FANFICS. THERE'S MORE IN MY FAVORITES LIST* 1. Dead Confederates and Rebelward Without A Cause by goldenmeadow -- Not gonna lie, I am totally and utterly obsessed with Eddie Cullen...more than I've been obsessed with an Edward before...and that says a lot. 2. The Sacrificial Lamb (COMPLETE) and The Lion and The Jackal (COMPLETE) and now her newest one Let's Get Physical by Lalina 3. I Love College (COMPLETE) by Clpsuperstar -- FFFW LINK -- I will always get twitchy thinking of ILCward 4. The Screamers (COMPLETE) by KiyaRaven (my brilliant hilarious h00r) -- FFFW LINK -- Really, if you haven't read this story you are missing out on some serious funny/intense/crazy shit 5. Spy Games by my Jenn who keeps me on the edge of my effing seat all the damn time! -- FFFW LINK -- Her Edward is an enigma...I just love him 6. The Teenage Angst Brigade (COMPLETE) by jandco 7. The Submissive (COMPLETE), The Dominant (COMPLETE), and The Training by tara sue me 8. I'll Be Your Lover Too (COMPLETE) by EdwardsBloodType 9. Mr. Horrible (COMPLETE) by algonquinrt 10. The List (COMPLETE) by LauraACullen -- made me fall in love again with Vampward 11. The Training School Saga by TheSpoiltOne and Footrooza 12. Must Have Been Love (COMPLETE) by wtvoc 13. I Hate You, Kiss Me by Stacy Bumblebee...LUUUUUUUUV this story a lot! 14. Clipped Wings and Inked Armor by hunterhunting -- FFFW LINK 15. Edward Wallbanger by feathersmmmm...you will love Clive the cat. :) 16. Confessions of a Nanny by Melissa228 17. Wide Awake (COMPLETE) by AngstGoddess003 -- it's only worth reading on Live Journal...just sayin'. 18. His Personal Assistant (COMPLETE) by NorthernLights17 19. The Sound of Your Voice by marie0912...HAVE TISSUES HANDY! 20. You Get Me Closer To God (COMPLETE) by americnxidiot 21. The Pin-Up Girl (COMPLETE) by Cozmedic -- No longer on ff.net, only on FFFW |
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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,037 - Follows: 5,841 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,892 - Follows: 5,263 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
B Side, The Groupie Outtakes by JustForkIt reviews
Outtakes from The Groupie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 106,534 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 4,328 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3793 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4540 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Rebelward Without a Cause by goldenmeadow reviews
Outtakes from Dead Confederates featuring our fave dirty beautiful vampire, Rebelward. AND other Dead Confed characters explored-Alice, Jazz, Mama Brown, Rose and more. Beautiful, scary, sexy stuff. AU, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,854 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3861 - Favs: 3,363 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me Outtakes by BittenBee reviews
Lost sections and mini-parodies from the story, I Hate You, Kiss Me. RATED M. Some contain adult situations of the sexual variety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
The sound of your voice by marie0912 reviews
A boy with a passion lost moves away with his parents in a desperate attempt to cope with his deafness and meets a girl who speaks before she thinks. Forks is a place with dark secrets that slowly unveils, the kids hiding both past, present and future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,519 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Groupie by JustForkIt reviews
Groupie: Noun. A fan of a singer/band who usually follows around on concert tours. Girl meets boy, they become best friends. She falls in love, and he is clueless. Can she ever be more than a Groupie to him? E/B Angst, Drama, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,009 - Reviews: 3258 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,748 - Follows: 8,704 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 4,877 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marlboros by QuantumFizzx reviews
Bella inherits a struggling farm she doesn't want & hires a quiet cowboy that appears to hate her. AH, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
OPERATION: Breakup by tiffaninichole reviews
Finalist in the Slash/Backslash 2 Contest! It's easy to say that Jasper & Edward hate each other because it's an absolute truth. Despite their mutual disdain, they agree to combine forces for one purpose: to break up their best friends. Will they succeed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Love Between Sexes by EFC reviews
Edward & Jasper were roommates in University. They both have new lives now, but a 3 day reunion will force them to examine the relationship they chose not to explore & left behind so many years ago. J/E slash-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,645 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,206 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,441 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2935 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forbidden Imprint: Embry's Story by IamKate reviews
Embry Call imprints on the one woman he can't have…Jacob Black's happily married sister, Rebecca Black-Cleary. What happens to a wolf when his imprint is forbidden to him? Voted TNTS's Best Lemon/Romantic Fan Fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,173 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Embry, Rebecca - Complete
The Assistant by liioncub reviews
Bella Swan has taken a job as an assistant to the wealthy CEO, Edward Cullen. Except, she is not being paid to assist him in the office. AU AH; Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,797 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Smooth Vanilla and Deviant Sprinkles by marie0912 reviews
Bella has been faking for a while,deeply unsatisfied and her desires and fantasies too dark and deviant to confess to her husband.She writes what she truly longs for down on paper,unknowingly leaving it for Edward to find and read. Graphic Sexual Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6484 - Favs: 9,491 - Follows: 4,260 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5787 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Let's Get Physical by gemmabobella reviews
Pure Fluff. AH AU Emmet/Bella Bella finds herself back in physical therapy after her latest encounter with the ground, and falls for her physical therapist Emmett. There will be no angst. pure fluff,short story M for language and citrusy goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,433 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Addicted by creampuffsteph reviews
Entry for the Tattward & Inkella One-Shot Contest. When all is said and done, a person could be addicted to just about anything. For Edward Cullen, the addiction was ink...until he meets Bella. AH, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3465 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught Looking by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella embarks on a Halloween she will never forget. My entry for the Tattward & Inkella Contest. Rated M for graphic language and scenes of a sexual nature. EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 127 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
FANTASY ROB'S POV reviews
This is Rob's POV of Yneone's story on my site FFFW. Rob has a chance meeting with a semi-fan that literally turns his world upside-down. For the completed story, click on the link found on my profile page.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009