If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.

SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.

Dean Winchester was dead, and Sam was one hunt-gone-wrong away from following. Chris Halliwell was just one more demon away from saving Wyatt- until Paige receives Sam for a charge, and Chris' plans crash into the limelight. No Slash.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."

For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU

WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.

The chains of fate shattered at Zack Fair's feet when he survived that day in the wastelands. For two thousand years, Gaia was tethered to the circle of destruction and hate, but now... now they all must watch and wait. This is the beginning. multiship

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.

HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away

A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.

As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

In which Cloud and Genesis add their two cents to the plethora of urban myths and conundrums regarding their comrades and coworkers.

A series of ficlets, focused on the Umino family. Ch 1: Kakashi and Iruka's first meeting. Ch 2: Iruka and his father are vexed by graduation requirements. Ch 3: The origin of Iruka's scar, with appearances by Obito, Fugaku, and the prior generation Ino-Shika-Cho. Ch 4: The aftermath of Iruka's scar. Ch 5: The Kyuubi attack. Ch 6: Sakumo's suicide. Ch 7: The origin of Iruka's name.

Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.

Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

ABANDONED Time-travel AU Falling into the toad oil pond was a big mistake, but soon Naruto finds himself enjoying what it brought him. Every cloud has a silver lining; just don't forget to watch the stormy side. The past is a dark and scary place.

It was a secret war they pretended didn't exist for so long but eventually they all became aware of it and then there was no going back for any of them. The ending was almost inevitable but it's the journey that matters. Snapshots of the Berenson family.

Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru

"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP

Challenge-fic. Can you have a Canon/OC pairing without it being a ludicrous Mary-Sue? I believed it could be done, and was challenged to prove it. Apparently, I also liked the idea of making things more difficult for myself and I decided upon my pet hate. Kaiba/OC. Can you have a fic without Mary-Sueness? This story is now on TVTropes for some unknowable reason.

Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE

It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?

A sequel to All Along the Watchtower beginning 4 months after the Cuban Missile Crisis. Can you fight a war and build a school at the same time? Charles and Erik struggle with compromise, practicality, and drug enforcement policies.

Every child has their boogeyman. Unfortunately for Charles Xavier, his nightmare is very real and has no intentions of being forgotten. X:FC.

X-Men First Class fic: COMPLETELY AU. Erik and Charles meet cute. Very cute. Like, five year olds in pre-school cute. *Author Note inside.*

Though the Doctor was trying to get to Barcelona, the TARDIS takes him, Amy, and Rory to early 20th century Wales instead...and right in front of Jack a full century too early. Surely he'll be reasonable about the Doctor's need to preserve timelines...

A series of vignettes expanding the story of the First Class movie, mostly focused on the relationship between Charles and Erik. Philosophy, agony, sarcasm, profanity. *The ONLY story on FFN to include the phrase "Quit reading my torso." I checked. *

A collection of oneshots in the 20 Truths format. Creative licence will be used to the full. 15: Jiraiya never had children. But then again, he did have Minato, and that was enough.

Slight crossover fic between Naruto and Bleach. A chess match to rival all chess matches has begun. It all starts with a new soul arriving in Seireitei with reiatsu rivaling even that of their strongest. And now a conspiracy has begun to unfold.

One-shot. The reason why Cloud has all his memories in Duodecim, and Sephiroth doesn't.

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.

Ho-hum. Normal day in Camelot; Merlin's been accused of sorcery. Again. Uther reflects on every other time Merlin has been arrested and resists the urge to pull his hair out. Ficlet. Do you think the king's an idiot?

When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?

One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.

It's a deadly game of Cat and Mouse — and Hinata and Sasuke are wrapped up in it all. Don't think about tomorrow. Live every day as if it were your last. "Tag," he whispered. "You're it." —Sasuke/Hinata

One-shot giftfic. Post 'The Fifth Act' - Cloud goes to rescue Yuffie AGAIN. Genesis and his 'nephew' tag along.

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Tag to Jump The Shark. What if Adam hadn't been dead when Dean found him? His survival changes everything for his family and maybe even humanity in general by disrupting Heaven and Hell's plans for the Apocalypse.

People sometimes ask Jean Berenson for parenting advice. Here's what she can never bring herself to say. Post-54; talk of canon character death.

Sequel to Dentes. You haven't seen the sun in over a hundred years, Naruto was told. But slowly he began to remember. And he remembered Sasuke. SasuNaru

A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.

IxK "It was the fear of being dropped at any moment that made Kazu throttle Riffle with his arms for security" Watch as I attempt to write action! Dx

Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!

One-shot. After Avalanche tries to blow up the Sector 5 Reactor, Cloud starts getting messages from a mysteriously well-informed stranger on his PHS.

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

Post-TDK. Bruce Wayne's life goes from bad to worse, courtesy of his newly-escaped archnemesis. How can the Joker be defeated when Batman is in his unknowing clutches? Includes OCs. Violence, possible deaths.

“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic

A forbidden encounter, a chance conversation. Rukia Kuchiki is about to discover what some people are willing to do for the good of Soul Society.

Vernon Dursley likes to drink. Harry uses this to his advantage. Soon, between mixing drinks and discussing cars, they form an unlikely and somewhat disturbing bond. Chaos is sure to ensue. Featuring Happy-Drunk!Vernon and Smart!Harry. AU. HP/LL, RW/HG.

And all the hatred that should have leaked away with the life in Itachi's dark eyes stayed stuck to Sasuke instead, clinging to him like dirt to bloody hands. He cannot hate Itachi. So he must hate someone else.

He really was Kira. L had been right all along. Light was the most depraved criminal on the earth and after planning L's downfall months ago, he suddenly realized he's reluctant to kill the detective. Now, how to outwit his own faultless plan?

A shinobi tenaciously clinging onto life meets a shinigami who tries to persuade him to let go.

This is not the end of their story. Shisui falls in love. Itachi x Shisui. AU, non-massacre. No spoilers.

Red Mist is driving Kick-Ass to Safehouse B - and his fate. If Red Mist had the chance, would he have done anything differently?

They're not sure when they started thinking of the others as 'theirs'. When the couch became 'our couch'. Somewhere in between snarls and laughter; arguments and forgiveness, they suppose. Team 7 fic

When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.

.:Ch 25 posted:. Crossover, Harry Potter Naruto Six months after the attack of Kyuubi, Hatake Kakashi is being hunted by a merciless traitor. In order to protect him, Sandaime is forced to send him far away, to a land of magic and wizards.

Traveling through a mysterious dimension in an effort to accomplish his mission, Toushirou Hitsugaya must work with the natives to reach the common goal: to save their dying Planet. Shinigami Captain say hello to your guide, Lifestream spirit Zack Fair.

Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.

Post-Dark Knight. In Arkham, the Joker finds his dark view of the world confirmed when the Batman is placed as his new neighbor. But should he be happy about this, or not? Warning: dark/depressing, insanity, violence, possible character death.

“Naruto,” Sasuke whispered into the night, a dim smile lighting his lips. Twin pricks of dagger-like teeth protruded from beneath the seam of his mouth, and his cool hand continued to stroke back bright locks from his forehead. “Love. I’ve found you."

Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.

Hinata knows the feeling of loving people and having that love disapproved of by others. Oneshot.

ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

Harry Potter is selfless, courageous, and stubbornly Gryffindor. Christopher Halliwell is mysterious, sarcastic, morally lost, and constantly hunted by his older brother. When Dumbledore drags Chris to Hogwarts, two magical worlds, and wars, collide.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Gaia gives Cloud the chance to go back and save the world, the right way. The only problem is: no one told Cloud what “the Right Way” was. A series of comedic drabbles.

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

A CharmedSupernatural crossover. Chris got accepted on full ride scholarship to Stanford and is best friends with Sam Winchester. Full summary inside! Slight AU!

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

Pein's plan is finally coming to fruition. Now Itachi and Sakura must come accept their future...and come to terms with their past. Sides will be chosen and loyalties tested. The only question is: who will win this deadly game? Sequel to Maelstrom. ON HIATUS

One shot. Minato investigates when Kakashi does not show up for the scheduled team training session. AU.

L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.

Living with failure was never part of the plan.

The BAU has to deal with a serial killer who believes he's hunting vampires. The unsub's name, Dean Winchester.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.

KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.

Oh he was a sick bastard indeed. He was really going out of his way to rub it in her face. Yes, there was no doubt that Rufus Shinra was chuckling away to himself as Tifa read that obscenely placed, handwritten note.

Sasuke wants revenge. Naruto wants his friend back. Dumbledore has the solution. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura travel to Hogwarts to protect Harry while Dumbledore, Akatsuki, and Voldemort conspire in the background. Shippuuden, Half-Blood Prince.

150 years after his death, L finally has a challenge again. One-shot.

If not for the smallest of changes, it is said one can essentially become another. With such a change, how similar can Naruto and Gaara become? In a world where these two similar individuals exist, what will happen when they meet? /Not Yaoi. Female Gaara.

Following a night of drunken debauchery, Trunks finds a shocking slip of paper in his room. "Marriage License," he says, showing his best friend the sheet. "Trunks Briefs and Goten Son. That's definitely us, alright." *Non-Yaoi. No. Really.*

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

Character study. Sometimes it’s hard to keep going; sometimes it’s harder to stop. “How we delude ourselves, my dahling.” Harley/Joker, Oneshot. Story dedicated to XxJagzxX, who sent me that PM and inspired me. Warnings: violence, mentions of sexuality.

Even in my darkest hour, your hand still found mine.

A series of short stories told from Sasuke's P.O.V., events taking places before, during, or after those in 'Purple'. Delve into the mind of the lonely and insane.

At the start of his journey with Jiraiya, Naruto is lost at sea. Found by Shinra, he makes his way into SOLDIER. But as the veil of valor falls from Shinra, Naruto sets off with Cloud and the rest to stop Sephiroth, and come to terms with who he's become.

Oneshot. Goten doesn't understand why Trunks doesn't come over to play anymore.

It's 2016 & Light is bored to death. Ryuk offers him the Death Note, a program that lets him wreak havoc anonymously in a virtual world. L pursues this Kira, but when real people start dying, the line between fantasy and reality blurs beyond recognition.

Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? Certainly not.

Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.

Shikamaru discovers that he has two shadows now: his own, and Konohamaru. Little vignettes about the evolution of their friendship.

Tenzou is a young special jounin in the ANBU. He is talented, quick-witted, and a natural leader. He finds that he must to come to terms with his mixed feelings for his friend Kakashi and the inability to be free of the ANBU. Kakashi x Tenzou

You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto

The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

It's hard learning to save peoples' lives when you're so busy trying to save your own. SasuNaru, non-con, AU, COMPLETE

Crisis Core. Even after the events at Nibelheim, there are still missions to be done.

L is under the weather and ill-fortuned Light is left caring for him. Rated for some language. Hints of BL.

Three years after the fall of Kira, Near continues his role as the successor of L with dutiful indifference. Even so, he is haunted by ghosts of the past—indeed, one comes back from the dead hell-bent on teaching Near how to live.

Epilogue to The Boy In the Striped Pajamas. Gretel sits in her room, missing her brother, then tries to figure out what might have happened to Bruno that caused his disappearance, and discovers more than she may want to know. Oneshot.

They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS

A look into the life of Naruto and the Yondaime, had he survived the sealing along with his wife. Some things once given up can never be reclaimed. One shot

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

Saving themselves from Akatsuki, Naruto and Gaara get stuck in the past and decide to save the future and their own lives. Growing closer to their younger counterparts, family becomes irreplaceable. GaaSaku NaruHina later on. I don't own Naruto. OnHiatus.

He will destroy Light Yagami if it is the last thing he does. Light/L.

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

It's the end of the line, and Matt doesn't know what he's waiting for anymore. Post-series, spoilers.

Now he couldn’t even hang out with his best friend--not that he would ever admit to the dobe that he considered him as such--because of that stupid, scheming, underhandedly annoying, dim-witted, nauseatingly-sweet, drunk Hyuuga—wait, DRUNK? xxSasuhinaxx

AU-ish, pre-Naruto/Kakashi Gaiden-ish, and spoilers about Naruto's origins, yay! ...When last they met, he didn't even know that she was a "she." Now fate has brought them back together, and she's gonna rock his world...again. MinaKushi

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

The phone was going to ring in two minutes. But Matt didn't know that, and he didn't know what that phone call was going to do to his poor excuse for a life.

Kakashi arrives home late. He’s supposed to be back for the dinner Kushina cooked for his twenty-first birthday, but he’s not—he’s delivered to Konoha’s doorstep by a hunter-nin, looking as if he’s been torn apart by wild dogs. :Character death.:

Swords have been drawn. Battles have been waged. Blood has been spilled. And still, hope lives on. This is the true story of Seireitei and the invasion, as told by Uzumaki Naruto, Shinigami of Seireitei in the Soul Society. Naruto/Bleach crossover

Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.

By dusk, Kakashi had acquired three genin stalkers, an imaginary lover, become the centre of an adulterous scandal and had been publicly declared a cheating, conniving scumbag. And he'd done nothing but walk into a shop to buy some flowers. Damn gossips.

When Light's checkmate on L is reversed he kidnaps L in a violent act of desperation. Now the investigators are on his tail and Light has to push his ideals to greater extremes to survive, but will he go as far as torturing and murdering with his own hands?

Morals never stopped Orochimaru from keeping the dead from their rest. After being summoned in battle and forced to fight his own son, Hatake Sakumo wakes in the ruins of Otogakure and decides he wants to go home. Too bad 'home' was twenty five years ago…

What happens when two fated people never meet?

“ I wonder how Kakashi sensei was like when he was our age...” A freak accident occurs, throwing Sakura back in time, to when her sensei's only thirteen...AU KakaSaku Friendship Chapter 18 added!

Sometimes the good guys don't win against unstoppable odds. Yuffie Kisaragi and the last stand: before Traverse Town, there was the Planet, and before Sora, there was AVALANCHE.

After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?

DISCONTINUED.

A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.

On paper, their team doesn't exist.

Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

He's not Kira, but sometimes he dreams he is, and that's L's fault too.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Harry Potter crossover He is far away from home on a mission gone wrong. The road back home is a bumpy one for a young Hatake Kakashi

Two years after Sakura 'died', the shinobi world is on the brink of war. New and old enemies will arise to destroy all that Sakura holds dear, and it will be up to her and the still hidden mysteries of her scroll to save the unknowing shinobi nations.

NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.

For anyone who's read Remnants of a Forgotten Dream. Think of this as a teaser. Hitsugaya shows Ichigo the way to rescue someone important to them both. Gift fic for Bluefoxchan.

Two years after Meteorfall, Cloud seeks the help of the imprisoned Sephiroth to stop a crossdressing clone. And that's about as sane as it gets. Includes SephCloud naughtiness and yaoi naughtiness in general.

Shikamaru, Hinata, Lee and Naruto find themselves in a strange world with even stranger enemies.Crossover with Halo

The Winchesters at Hogwarts. New and hopefully improved.

Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Any accomplice worth his salt makes the rendezvous, for God's sake. Skewed version of chapter 99. Matt and Near talk on the phone. Whether Near gives a damn is as always anyone's guess.

Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]

AUish, but only practically speaking. Matt meets Light for no good reason. Sometimes knowledge never manages to add up to power, huh?

Adolescent Sam begins to rebel while his father tries to tighten the reins, but when the hunt gets dangerous, the Winchesters will need to put their disagreements aside to help each other survive. Hurt!Dean, protective!Sam, hurt!Sam, protective!John.

A future fic, and one which is long, strange, and hard to swallow. Some OOCness. In short: Dark Hinata. Poor Neji. Oneshot.

L and Matt have a chance encounter in the Wammy's kitchen at 3:30 AM.

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.

The continuation of A Ripple in the Pond. Sakura Haruno is now a missingnin from Konoha, living with the Akatsuki. As she comes to terms with her new lifestyle, she must also come to terms with her new feelings for the Mangekyou wielding Uchiha.

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

Honesty is not to be expected from a nine year old genius.

The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.

[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!

[Oneshot] It's October tenth and the festival honoring the Yondaime's bravery and the kyuubi's fall is underway. Naruto's been having a terrible day, but soon comes in contact with an oddly kind blond man he's never met before who . . . worries for him?

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.

When Shikamaru, Hinata & the Sand Trio are sent on a mission to an unfamiliar country, inexplicable facets of the mission itself alongside tensions within the group cause things to spiral quickly out of control.

Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.

The sisters and Leo go to the future first intending to stop Chris' execution and use his position to their own advantage... then they see his childhood... then they learn of his abuse. Lots of dark substance material. Have fun. COMPLETE!

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.

Oneshot. Dean is turned into a... pickle!

Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.

Sasuke watches the Hyuuga heiress for reasons he's not entirely sure of. Oneshot.

There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.

Tag on for Someting Wicked. While at Pastor Jim's, Dean starts down the painful road to becoming real.

NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...

Jiraiya, the past, the future, and the White Fang's son. Slight AU.

Three traitors, three other ways things could have gone.

After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.

[Oneshot] Team 8 is relaxing after a mission and Shino tells Kiba just how many times he owes Hinata his life.

Given a week to define himself, Sam watches Dean.

As a shinobi of Konoha, Obito has a certain duty to be awesome.

Zabuza is a reflection, too dangerous to allow to live. Kakashi tells him so.

Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]

Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.

Nine year old Kakashi has table manners. Of course he does. Very short oneshot.

Rush job for Kakashi's birthday a couple of weeks ago. 'Friends are sent to try us.'

The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.

A Gennin Kakashi is faced with a Very Scientific Experiment!

Though it may take a village to raise a child, that doesn't mean they're doing it right... a look at the childhoods of Team Gai and the Rookie 9.

Orochimaru drinks to forget. So does Jiraiya. Between the two of them during a drinking binge, they manage to remember absolutely nothing worthwhile and everything trivial. This is exactly what they were shooting for.

There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.

Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.

Kakashi killed his first man when he was five.

The true path to becoming a ninja has nothing to do with skill or talent. [OneShot]

On both Sakumo and Kakashi as they live as genius ninjas in Fire country introspective comparative piece. Rated for blood and injury. One shot.

Life is rarely ever what you imagine when you're thirteen. Hinata One-Shot

Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?

Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.

How do you cope with the death of someone you love? Naruto and Sasuke deal with Sakura's sacrifice in different ways. [Complete]

After Gozaburo's death, Seto still has to deal with one more Kaiba before he can obtain his freedom and pursue his dreams.

When Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood and Justin Finch-Fletchley get detention, barriers will shatter and five misfits will find unexpected friendship.

Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*