Hey. The name's ally and i'm an alcoholic. Joke! I do sorta have an unhealthy obsession with lemmings though...Well anyways. Me and my friend, known only as Hezziebob write stories an stuff. I really only write Harry Potter an Joan of Arcadia an some Totally Kyle but I'll read almost anything. So you read my stuff, you read Hezzie's stuff, review at least 5 times for a chapter (there's such a thing as anonymous reviews:P)an no one get's hurt alright Punk! Now if you don't mind my imaginary lemming needs food and i'm going to have some organic coffee. Ta-ra!

Hezzie's new pen-name is hezziebob182, she's in my Fave Authors so go check her out (not in that way, I mean her stories, tuh honestly)

x ally x

Oh yeah if you wanna contact me you now have a selection. Here's your choice option thing:

satanic_sheep666@hotmail.com, good_riddance96@yahoo.co.uk, sheep_on_springs@yahoo.co.uk or basket_case72@BreakThru.com. Not sure about the last one though...you can try if you like... Hey, new addition to the family! voodoo_doll84@hotmail.co.uk. Ooh! The BreakThru one does work! Yay...All of the above emails are officially valid but I suggest that if you are desperate for answer then you use voodoodoll or good riddance. I check those.

We (as in hezziebob is writing this for both of us) would, for random reasons, like to state our love of the country CANADA: CANADA ROX! WOOOOOO!

Sheesh people, chill! Beyond the Darkness is being written as you read this (Well, probably). Take chill pills people! (Not really I am not encouraging drug use here its, a, joke, k?)

We're writing Chapter 4 for Beyond the Darkness now. Theirs quite a bit more Joan, God, Judith stuff in the story than we'd planned so it may be longer than we planned.

Hm, what else to put in my bio... OK then, here goes.

Ships that I...ship!

JofA-

Grace/Luke (Love this ship. Soooooo cute!)

Joan/Adam (Still like em as a couple. So yeah.)

Friedman/Judith (Awww...)

HP-

Harry/Ginny (Again, cute. What happened in the book...never happened. K?)

Ron/Hermione (Practically together already)

Luna and either of the twins (Funny)

Draco/Ginny (Very cute if well written)

Draco/Luna (Funny)

Fred/George (Hott!)

Favourite Quotes!

"Are you fondling my ankles?" "Yes. I am." - Grace and Luke, JofA

"Back off Marge she's mine." - Friedman to Grace, JofA

"Everything in this garden is eatable. Even I am eatable! But that, my children, is cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." - Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (re-make)

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" - My Mother.

"I get forgetful sometimes. I find it helps." -Uh, somewhere in the book Tamar. Think it was grandad...

"People with freckles lead charmed lives." - Same book. Oh and how true it is too...hehe

Some Smartarse Harry moments (These crack me up)

"You're DEAD Potter!" "Funny. You'd think I'd stop walking" - Draco and Harry, HP

"I know what day it is." "Well done! You've finally learnt the days of the week!" - Dudley and Harry, HP

"I don't know sir" "There's no need to call me sir, professor." - Snape and Harry. (Couldn't remember the first bit, soz)

Thats all for now folks! I'll update later.

Ally x

Story Stuff

Beyond The Darkness- Hezzie has got her own version on her profile so yeah. Read it. I'll update mine soon.

Dizzy- Um, may carry on with this. I dunno. Maybe, when the boredom gets really bad.

Mini Marge and the Unfinished Poptart- Chapter 4 will be up soon.

Monsters- Again. Only meant to be a one-shot but people want me to continue so, maybe.

Totally Kyle Stories- Deleted. Grrr. Might edit it, put it back up. Dunno...

New Beginnings- Ever wondered what'd happen after Voldemort? Well, you'll have to read the damn story and find out then, won't you!

Blackbird- I'm on a Beatles trip at the moment.