Ray-moe-nay
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Joined 07-03-10, id: 2430916, Profile Updated: 10-25-10

Hey I`m Ray-moe-nay! I know it`s a wierd name but i get called that ALOT by my family. :D

weird convorsations shannon and I have had:

Me: Watson is so much better than Carlisle

Shannon: Nu-uh!

Me:ya!

Shannon: Carlisle is a doctor!

Me: SSo is Watson!

Shannon: Carlisle has a wife!

Me: Watson has a fiancee

Shannon: Carlisle has a family

Me: I HAVE SHERLOCK!

Shannon: Carlisle`s son Jasper was in the civil war!

Me: Sherlock was in a war!

Shannon: Jasper controls emotions!

Me: Sherlock can figeur out anything!

Shannon: vampires never die!

Me: Sherlock kills people!

Shannoooooooon: thats not a good thing but so did Jasper!

Me:...SHUT UP!

YES i KNOW WE ARE VERY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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