Captain Top Hathide bio
Author has written 7 stories for Dead Like Me, Lost, Black Books, Suicide Squad, and Stranger Things, 2016. I hate the term "guilty pleasure". Happiness is nothing to be guilty about. I love Amanda Palmer, waffles, a vast array of movies, shows and fandoms and, most of all, I love you. Here's a cuddle, just for you. Now go read. |
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Unwanted by wikelia reviews
"No one helps you or feels sorry for you because you're not getting hurt, and if you say you are, you just get seen as weak." "Yeah - wow." He raised a brow. "That's pretty much on point, Mayfield." Oneshot.
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/24/2018 - Steve H., Max M. - Complete
we should get a drink sometime by thefudge is grumpy reviews
He is a con man, par excellence, but she can't be fooled. A series of inter-connected oneshots. Katana/Boomerang.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Captain Boomerang, Katana
Lost Scrubs by Larbo reviews
Dramedy crossover between the two shows. Sacred Heart's finest board the wrong flight back from an Australian medical conference and must cope with life on the island...how will they change the course of Season 1?
Lost - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,087 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 10/4/2005
Too Far To The Boosh by LixiPixi reviews
Noel makes the wrong phone call and finds himself in the land of euros, the nabootique and his very own king of the mods. Rated K for occational naughty word! COMPLETE!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,130 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Apologies by startanew reviews
A slightly long drabble about Bernard feeling guilty.
Black Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Emails of a Fabric Softener Teddy Bear by Dean and Sammy reviews
Dean discovers email and so does the fabric softener teddy bear.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Dean W., Sam W.
This Is Drive Shaft by robo t reviews
A completely nonsensical crossover between This is Spinal Tap and LOST that documents Charlie's attempts to get the band back together before boarding Oceanic flight 815.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,910 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Charlie, Liam P.
The Song by fairytalemanipulator reviews
[Oneshot] After a long, tiresome hunt, Dean amuses himself by doing what he does best, which is picking on his younger brother.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Shadow Bunnies by paperbkryter reviews
A wee!Winchester back story. There's something lurking under Sam's bed.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
Sammy by made.unmade reviews
Dean wishes that Sam would become his Sammy again... [Dean18 Sam14]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Connections by estrafalaria103 reviews
A ridiculous mockery of all the connections the characters on the show have with one another.Yes, I apologize, it's cruel and poorly written, but really. Ana working for Jack's dad? And calling him Tom? Come on!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
To Deprive of Life by zippdipp reviews
In 'Bloody Mary', Sam volunteered to be the one to trap Mary in the mirror because he could have prevented the death of Jess. Still, when Mary showed herself, Dean's eyes also bled...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Saved by Tochi and Flap Jack reviews
Dean had saved Sam's ass enough times to lay calim to it' [no Wincest, though it does kinda feel that way when you read it, rated M for things that would get me suspended if it was rated T]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Complete
Why Sam Hates Mountain Dew by Tochi and Flap Jack reviews
Just something I typed up in my spare time, first posted SPN fic... along with my first or second non M rated one... And the title says it all, just a story telling why he doesn't like it anymore
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Diary of a Deranged Island Castaway by mythdreamer reviews
just poking fun at Season 1. Ironic tone, suggesting impossiblecrazy explinations for just about everything. R&R if you get a laugh out of it.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2006
Twisted by made.unmade reviews
Dean and Sam are researching one night, when Sam sees a site, fanfiction[dot]net, and is intrigued... They soon find out how twisted Fangirls with Internet can be. [OneShot]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
My Little Everything by made.unmade reviews
A short poem about what Sam means to Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
But Why a Spoon? by paperbkryter reviews
Who me? Freaked out? Nah. A little post Nightmare ficlet
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Knight Thoughts by Grievous daydreamer reviews
One shot. Meta Knight reflects, while Tiff, Tuff and Kirby play below.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
Teaching by CriesofCapricorn reviews
[“All right, let’s try it this way. Sit back. Loosen your shoulders, arms, and fingers… yeah, like that…”] Spike tries to teach Dawn something at her request. Set during Season 5 when Dawn’s still got a crush on Spike. Humorish, 325 words.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Dawn S., Spike
Chivalry by Girl Who Writes reviews
...And when he finally does look up at her, there’s a cool breeze blowing and Claire’s fallen asleep.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Claire, Sawyer - Complete
Of Devil and Man by Mary Hewitt reviews
...And I’m foolish enough to think I could be the love you’ve never had...
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2005
Voice Over by Kate Barancik reviews
Sawyer gives Claire a gift before leaving on the raft. SawyerClaire.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Sawyer, Claire
First Time For Everything by May reviews
Who would have helped Claire with her suitcase if Charlie had never been on the plane? Total AU
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Claire, Sawyer - Complete
What Really Happens in the Off-Season by Diene reviews
Chapter 1 - First day of the off-season gives some unexpected surprises. Chapter 2- Second day involves sex, drugs, The Nesquick Bunny... and more. Chapter Three - Popples...and Chocolate...and Popples...Sweet Jesus, the Popples. Pleases R & R
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,395 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2002 - Published: 12/10/2001
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Repetition Compulsion reviews
Steve's life has been reduced to a series of increasingly low points. When he finally reaches his lowest, there's only one place for him to go: the passenger seat of a '79 Camaro. Rated M for language, a healthy amount of smut and some potentially triggering content in later chapters.
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/2/2018 - Published: 1/10/2018 - Billy H., Steve H.
Borrowed Time reviews
Despite everyone's expectations, George Harkness keeps living to see birthday after birthday. A series of chapters chronicling how those days go, how the years take their toll and how his relationship with Katana evolves. T for the odd curse word.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Captain Boomerang, Katana - Complete
Tempocolypse reviews
Manny leaves for a week to see his sick mother. And hires a temp to help Bernard around the shop...But Bernard is having none of it...Fifth and final chapter up.
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Vengence for Scooty reviews
The tree frog inhabitants of the island seek revenge. Poor Sawyer...Random and fun.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sawyer - Complete
Just a Kid reviews
Masons last reap before being sent to Seattle. This is a short, sad and sweet one shot.
Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006
While She Slept reviews
This is a short one shot. Skate, although I am a Jate girl through and through.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
8 Sunday Mornings a Week reviews
George's reap isn't ready to die. He wants another chance. So he asks a ridiculously athletic and annoying morgue attendent for help.
Dead Like Me - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2005