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Trapped in 40K by
EclipsePheniox reviews
After a game at his local shop, Chris finds himself trapped in the grim darkness of the far future with an Ork invasion on the way and a Chaos cult manipulating things in behind the scene. But there are more mysteries about the mission that he's forced into than even the Inquisitional cabal knows. Trapped remake, harem, lemon
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,529 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 5/13/2017
A Tale of Blood and Steel (WH40K SI) by
Illuviar reviews
One day you awake in a dingy, dark cell. The next thing you know, you're being bound to the Emperor as a Sanctified Psyker and send to school, so you can learn how to die in an useful way for the Empire. Once you've survived all that, you find yourself bound for the planet Kronus, where you're to meet the Inquisitor for whom you're supposed to work and everything goes to hell...
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,267 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/18/2016
Past's Relic, Future's Savior by
Abramus5250 reviews
In the grim darkness of the future, a surprising find in an empty region of space will unearth an artifact older than the Imperium of Man itself, a discovery that will have far reaching consequences for the entire galaxy torn apart by war and madness. Who is Solomon? What is his purpose? Sorta occurs in the "If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device" series.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 252,706 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 11/30/2015 - OC
Avoiding Stupid Deaths in the 41st Millennium by
erttheking reviews
A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,014 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Complete
Tinyhammer: Home Invasion by
Gaslight88 reviews
I am a simple man of simple desires. I just want to get a good paying job, settle down with a nice girl, and be able to drink whiskey and shoot off my guns every once in awhile. So why the hell do I have armies of demented and fanatical soldiers in my house? I got nids eating my food, techpriests praying to my toaster, and you don't want to know what chaos is doing on the dark web.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,611 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 9/3/2017 - Eldar, Orks, Space Marines, OC
SmallHammer 40k by
AlphaPrimaris reviews
When you come in to your home, you expect silence and peace of mind. Not a bunch of miniature future soldiers and space elves duking it out in your home.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,895 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 3/1/2018 - Eldar, Imperial Guard, Space Marines
ToyHammer 40K by
TheTomFox reviews
What would happen if my horde of Warhammer 40k models came to life! I mean, the largest military force in the entire universe can only cause so much trouble. Right? It could be worse: its not like undead robot zombies that won't flipping stay dead followed them. And remember, trust no-one. Please review, it means so much! More reviews will mean more chapters!
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,267 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/16/2018 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Eldar, Imperial Guard, Necrons, OC
Familiarity is No Shield by
arrek125 reviews
A man from our world somehow finds himself in the world of Warhammer 40,000. Unsure of how he got there, he has no time to ponder before he is quickly thrust into the jaws of war.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 119,892 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/18/2017 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Imperial Guard
Defrosted: A 40K Story by
Fusion-Corsair reviews
An Adeptus Mechanicus Magos defrosts a man frozen millennia ago from the preservation facility he was entombed in. How will he react to a future full of nihilism, fanaticism, and senseless conflict? Complete.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 102,391 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Chaos Space Marines, Inquisition, Space Marines, Sisters of Battle - Complete
Trapped by
EclipsePheniox reviews
Chris is an 'normal' person who has an interest in 40k. However he finds himself trapped in the 40k universe and needs to find a way back home. But will an Inquisitor and her squad let him go as a system is about to fall into Chaos hands? OCx harem because why not? smut
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,963 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/13/2017 - Published: 7/21/2015
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by
littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,552 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
Smallhammer by
Uncle WAAAGH reviews
My spin on the idea of the Warhammer 40k universe descaled into model size. Space marines now an inch tall, destructive monoliths going up to your ankle, titans going up to your knees.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 6/17/2016
Silly but Killy by
Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
The Terran Rebirth by
Writer Frantic reviews
Inspired by the stories of East Bridge. In a land of turmoil, when magic and steel clashed together, one shall rise and quell the chaos. How so? By the technology and strength of the Terran Dominion.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 64 - Words: 196,227 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Complete
Warhammer Bitesized by
ODST 262 reviews
Its a normal day for me; School's good and my mini war-gaming is even better. I was looking forward to my week alone but then characters from the 40k universe start appearing in my house. The strangest part, they're all the size of tabletop models.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Space Marines, Eldar
Chronicles of the Burger Marines by
purplefishman reviews
The Burger Marines... One of the strangest chapters of the Imperium... Dedicated to feed all the actors of the WH40K universe... There are thousands of strange stories that take place in their restaurants. Here are some of them.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 37,751 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011
Mini Hammer by
Red Mage Neko reviews
What would happen if all those badass Space Marines, Orks, every army of Warhammer 40K ... was only as big as they are in the tabletop? This story explores this question. Hilarity will ensue. Blood will ensue. Great Heresy will ensue. ... Just as planned.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,594 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009