maru-koihide bio
 i have no idea what to say or do so i will just go on about nothing age- wouldn't you like to know born/lives- USA about myself- i love anime and manga my first manga that i read was sailor moon when i was 10. my favorite manga as of know is fruits basket and just a warning i cant spell to save my life. so when i do get around to writing a story it will be bad and have bad spelling errors.i love reading books while listening to music. i LOVE the twilight books they are the best books ever written. familly- live with sister and mom. my friends are also my family i could not live without them. what i like to do-i like to read and listen to music i also love cheer leading and color guard(flag twirling). what i don't like to do- going outside when the bugs are out sayings- if practice makes perfect and no one is perfect then does that mean that no one practices. if life gives you lemons find someone whose life has given them vodka distance should not matter if you really love someone |
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Online Drama by BelleDayNight reviews
Kagome meets her boyfriend's rival, Inuyasha, while on his screen name. Then she meets Sesshoumaru when he's pirating music on Yasha's computer. What happens when they meet at the Judo tournament? And how much drama results when they all end up attending the same school and bets are made by their friends that interfere with their relationships? SessKagome, SanMir, IYKik, KougaKagu
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,220 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 11/28/2003 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru] [Inuyasha, Kikyō] - Complete
Bella Mia by Nouvelle reviews
Lunch time misunderstandings are the best ones of all. Oneshot Bella x Edward AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Troy by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Draco loved this woman. Draco worshipped this woman. Draco would do nothing short of destroying the legendary city of Troy to have her, to hold her, to possess her as his own, forever and a day. AU. Warning: Dark Draco and questionable consent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
The Slumber Party by Appy4la reviews
Alice and Rosalie invite Bella over to a sleepover. What will happen? Normal slumber party? I think not...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/10/2006
Meeting Was Just the Beginning by Meiyun reviews
This is the sequel to Till we meet again. Please read before you read this. Pairings Y/S, S/M and T/N. Chapter 11 is up!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,171 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Yue, Sakura K.
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues by Murmmer reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Biology with a bit of Chemistry by bays1 reviews
It was amazing how someone could make photosynthesis sound so unbelievable sexy.-Bella isn't talking about Edward.Then who? And why? Bella/Mr. Banner.You read that correctly.Humour, don't worry.I think. I blame this story on the actions of one JasperCulle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Musings OF A Mastermind by X-Keva-X reviews
How does Sesshoummaru's thought process work when he is dealing with a mouth miko?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,024 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 4,823 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 450 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Little Blue Potion by Twilight to Midnight reviews
In his final year of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is determined to claim what should rightfully be his, even if he has to oppose the very girl herself to do it. Hermione Granger. Malfoys always get what they want. Always. AU. DHr. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 274 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
12 days of Christmas by Alrye reviews
Crack fic. I was bored... SasuNaru, Yaoi and implyed smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/21/2007 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
The Song and the 'P' Word by BeForever reviews
Edward wants Bella to sing, but she is being stubborn and not complying with his request. All the chapters involve something different. R&R please! Humorous story.THE FINAL AND LAST CHAPTER 5 IS UP! Some Mature Content. LOWERED TO 150 REVIEWS NEEDED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
a love beyond time by Miko Goddess Kagome reviews
Kagome is thrown back in time, she will find love with the most unlikey person. i hope you enjoy the story KagomeInuTashio pairing
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,976 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kagome H., Inutaisho - Complete
Behind the mask of a nerd by Biolightning reviews
Kagome is a nerd to every one in school but when Souta makes the band tryouts and has the band over for practice will they see the real Kagome? Or is there something more to see? songfic AU R&R please
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,722 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Balls ! by Darth Vyper reviews
Test and see how truly 'innocent' you are! Emmett becomes ballfetish and Jasper is caught in the middle of it all! Will Jasper truly loose his sanity? Heck, will Edward and Carlisle come to the rescue? Or will the polar opposite occur? Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Hunting My Obsession by X-Keva-X reviews
You'd think I would be afraid but I wasn't, if possible I was even more turned on by him and his rough handling of me. It wasn't so much that I wanted to be treated roughly, but it just wouldn't seem right if Sesshoumaru treated me any other way.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,473 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
I'd Tap That by SwankyJanks reviews
Bella takes a yoga class. Mike drools. Chaos ensues. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
HermioneMalfoy by Raindust34 reviews
Hermione finds out shes adopted and her real family is the Malfoys...Will everyone accept her? Is Pansy her new best friend? Why is Ginny spreading bad Rumors about her? Is Blaise Zabini her new light in life? HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,858 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 3,266 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,590 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
like us by twieveluv reviews
Tristan and Aurora another human vampire couple meet the cullens and Aurora and Bella quickly become friends and learn how much they have in common. They don't realize though their boyfriends are both vampires how much they really do have in common until
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,956 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006
The Heart's Encounter by Kitsune-Miko-Tenshi reviews
A three part story Kagome met Kurama in one of the oddest places and Sango encountered Hiei, how will the lives of the four change with these meetings? KurKag HieiSan
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Kagome H., Sango - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 3,682 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Tom Riddle, Not Yet The Dark Lord by ellamalfoy8 reviews
Voldemort's taken over, and everyone Hermione cares about is dead. So she uses a time turner and goes back to the start, to teach Tom Riddle to love, as he helps her cope with the loss of those who he would kill. Irony, trust issues, and new emotions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,508 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It All Started With Pink Hair by RaquelSimone reviews
A funny story involving pink hair, mustard, and going bald.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,394 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Akito's Weird Diary Day by Hatori Ichihara reviews
Akito pops into the high school for a visit, and finds that everyone is very out of character...including himself. oneshot very funny T for random violence kinda
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Akito S., Tohru H. - Complete
Inside My Mind by A.Darkside reviews
To make it simple, a girl gets stuck with four bishounen in her mind...wait, what the heck? A crazy story about a girl and her new ‘friends’ surviving each other and attempting to live in peace as they send psychiatrists running for their mommies. FIN.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,252 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Kurama M., Karasu - Complete
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Grim's Promise by NightSeer reviews
ON HOLD: Check profile or lj for details. Two years before his death a powerful psychic made Sirius a promise. Now Genkai and Yusuke travel to London to keep it and throw the British magical community for a loop.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,472 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Yusuke U., Genkai
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 353 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Yes or No by schye reviews
Sequel to Twenty Questions. What are the Gryffindors to do after their humiliating game of twenty questions? Get even. They are back with a vengeance and this time, they are out for blood, out for revenge,and out to Hogsmeade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
School who needs it? by LynLin reviews
Kagome transfers into Hogwarts and is extremely unpopular because she's in Slytherin. What happens when the shikon jewel comes out and demons come? 12-24 new chap
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,269 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 8/28/2002
The Twelve Hours of Christmas by KissThis reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Hermione's husband can't make it home. Gifts begin arriving every hour, delivered by all the men in her life, from a mysterious admirer. As the men get ticked off the list, figure out who's her husband and who's sending the gifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
WTF! by Cold-eyes-for-you reviews
COMPLETE!Hermione is dating the most popular boy in high school...Draco! Meanwhile, Harry and Ron are trying to teach their new Hermione to be conservative and keep her hands off Malfoy! Is the new hermione more than they can handle!R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
LOVE LETTER by Youkai no Yume reviews
Kagome and Sesshomaru are steadily getting closer together, and someone's jealous. He plans to win Kagome over with a love letter, but when it falls into the wrong hands, will he succeed in tearing them apart? Or bringing them closer together? SessKag!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,559 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Dangerous Games by Lunalelle reviews
COMPLETE! An analogy between JekyllHyde and Tom RiddleVoldemort for the intellectually inclined. Hermione has an accident, the Time Turner is destroyed, and she's stuck in 1943. She meets young Tom Riddle in his seventh year, Head Boy, and in his prime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,320 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 137 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Results Of Voodoo by Heavenly Faye-Faye reviews
Kagome is getting groped repeatedly by someone she can't see. Miroku and Sango are tied together. Shippo is doing gymnastics. InuYasha is chasing ramen around the room. Yup, that's the wonders of voodoo for ya! But who's causing it all? R&R! -ONESHOT-
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Complete
Kagome's Revelations by Shadow Nite reviews
Inuyasha chose Kikyo, he's going to bring her on the shard hunt. Kagome's pissed, but knew it would happen and fell out of love with Inu a long time ago. KagSess I Don't Own Inuyasha
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,606 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Silent Snake by Metallicafangirl reviews
COMPLETE By chance and possible bad luck, Hermione Granger and Blaise Zabini get stuck in the Room of Requirement for four hours. Will it be the start of a friendship, or will they tear out each others throat's?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,757 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Hermione G. - Complete
Love Potion Number Nine by Tamysan reviews
A matchmaking demoness unleashes a love potion on everyone with shocking results! SessKag, IYKikyou, MS pairings and other chaos! Completed!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,395 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Complete