TheLizzard
My 5 favorite things to do... 1. Write speaches Quotes that are superly awesome! Good quotes from finding nemo: Marlin: The water's going down. It's half-empty. Marlin: Now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones. Dory: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy Good quotes from the Here and Now Tour: Ellen DeGeneres: "We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with procrastination, too.' I said 'Really?... Get my sandwich.'" Ellen DeGeneres: We stock up on popcorn and candy like we're crossing the Sierras, don't we: "I'll have a couple of soft pretzals, a hot dog, milk duds, snocaps. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there - that bucket? You don't have a barrel or anything like that? Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? - Oh, and a diet coke." Ellen DeGeneres: about clear cell-phone reception At least if there's static or something you have a warning. You have an indication that you're going to lose the call. Actually, there's nothing worse than it being crystal-clear reception and you've been rambling on for who knows how long, only to find out that it cut off who knows how long ago. Ellen DeGeneres: about local news They do these teases to get you to watch late on. They're so incredibly cruel: 'It could be the most deadly thing in the world and you may be having it for dinner. We'll tell you what it is tonight at 11:00.' |
