Dasom
 Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans, Inheritance Cycle, Neopets, Warriors, and Yin Yang Yo. Hi, I'm Dasom. In 9 years, you may know what my goal in life is. Maybe. I'll have to change my Pen Name then...(mutters to self) Note: Coming Soons may not be coming very soon, so don't get yer hopes up. Table of Contents Important news Funny Websites + Spoofs About Me How to get rid of me More Me- Favorites More Me- Likes More Me- Dislikes + Fears More Me- Things that I can and can't do More Me- More Favorites If I had Magical Powers... A Definition of Power An Explanation of Fear An Explanation of Fantasy Why Randomness really DOES make the World go Round You know you live in 2007 when... If you ever... Only (New!) Bios Coming soon Stories Coming soon Quotes Teen Titans Pairings My favoite FANFICIEERS! News Heh heh heh...I'm back? I have declared myself an elf (ZELDA). Note that i said Zelda because I do not believe that Elves are short little people that rely on people for clothes. See Bio: Coming soons. FUNNY WEBSITE! FUNNY SPOOFS! ME! Name- Dasom- It's what my friends sometimes call me, but I'm not telling you my real name. Or you. Age- Not telling, I mean, really. If I don't tell you my NAME, do you really expect me to tell you my AGE? Height- 5' 5". Don't ask me how many hands!...11. DON'T ASK WHY I KNOW THAT! it involves very painful movements...or not...LOOK! A MONKEY! Birthday- November 22 19_ ...of course i'll tell you the first two, i'm not 800 or something! I'm 799. Anyway, just look at Age. Personality- 1. abnormal: Though some people find me funny. 2. Likes to fantasize: Why? Because I love Fantasy. 3. Can go from HAHAHAHAHA! to 36562856542545245248495/4-45276=9140714135636311266847.75 (that is correct).: Why (can i keep switching)? I can't tell you that either. Waring: May act insane. read procedure below. How to get rid of me 1. PM me your favorite word 2. In a different PM, send me it backwards. 3. Send me a letter 1-10 4. Go throw a piece of balogna at your brother's best friend's unlce's wife's ex-boyfriend's lama keeper's nephew's son's grocer's pet cat. (Optional) Note: This does not work on people I personally know. (Yes, yes, I know, DANG.) MORE ME! My Dream Guy- 1-2 years older, male (duh),likes reading, blue or green eyes, strong, cute, smart, loves to travel, 2-3 inches taller then me, skinny, is environmentaly kind, has the same political/religious views as me, artist, strong, Good sence of humor, Non smoker or drug addict, and loves my writing, is a 'puppy' on the cuteness scale!! Oh yeah, and likes me. Crush now- 1 year older, male (wow), AMAZING BLUE EYES, sure he strong..., cute, A honor-roll, taller than me, thin, funny, popular, ...yeah. Others may apply that I don't know--one downfall: I think he's afraid of me. Favorites Favorite Movies- Pirates of the Caribbean: Thrills, humor and isn't all KILL KILL like some movies. Favorite books- Twilight: Its pretty good but eventually the greatness wears off. Warriors: It's animals facing the difficulty of being destroyed by two-leggers. I'm an animal person who hates humans. I have declared myself an elf. W.i.t.c.h.: I just like it because 1. magic powers 2. realistic (the normal life part...) Tamora Pierce books: Because she's an amazing author! Pendragon: Seriously. Read these books. You'll be hooked. (FAVORITE out of the 9, 842 other books I've read) Favorite Authors- Erin Hunter: See why I like Warriors. Tamora Pierce: See why I like Tamora Pierce Books. DJ MacHale: He has a good writing strategy Likes- Writing: It helps me leet out whatever fantasy is going on inside. Fantasy: See An explanation of Fantasy Mythical Creatures: See Fantasy Pendragon!: It's awesome! DRAGONS: See Mythical Creatures and Wolves Myths: See Fantasy Mystery: It leaves you hanging and makes you think. Wolves: They're awesome! Sour: It has a nice Zing to it. Teen Titans: It was an awesome show! Chocolate: It tastes so good. Also Vanilla. Chicken Enchiladas: See the first part of Chocolate. Climbing: It's like flying...but not... Fanfic: Anyone on here should know. My friends: Let's take this easy. Beeeeecauuuuuse theeeey arrrrrrrrrrre myyyyyyy ffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrieeeeeeeeends. Reading: It unlocks worlds unknown! (How incredibly cheesy) Worms: They're so cute! Ducks: See Worms Good Grades: Who doesn't? Dislikes- Weird fashions: They look ridiculous. Mean popular people: Mean popular people= snobs. Nice popular people=...nice! You pick! Non-pet Rats/mice: Cute, but i had a bad experience when I was little... Self-centered people: They're self-centered! People that make me swear: Duh. CREEPY NETFLIX WOMAN: She's so CREEPY! ARUGH! Fears- Rollar coasters: I have a fear of heights. (See An explanation of Fears for more.) NETFLIX WOMAN: See CREEPY NETFLIX WOMAN! Angry parents: Yelling people with power over you. (See A definition of Power for more.) Things I can do- Focus: When I need to during the day Be funny or weird: Whenever I'm not angry or stressed. Things i can't do- Anything that connects to my fears: I will then FEAR it. Say "Billy Joe Jim Bob" fast: ITS SO HARD! BLILLYJOEJIMJOB! JILLYJOEJIMBOB! THE LIST GOES ON! More Favorites Favorite sites- FanFiction: See FanFiction under 'Likes' Club Penguin: I can...do...stuff... WIkispaces: I get to share my thoughts with people who like the same thing. Favorite Songs- In the hall of mountain king: It's a song that goes fast- I like going fast. Weird Al: 'Cause his songs are hilario!! I went to his concert!! It was HILARIOUS! Bad Moon Rising: Cause when they say "There's a bad moon on the rise" it sounds like they're singing 'There's a bathroom on the right'. Love Train: Peace Beatles music: The Beatles ROCK! Dance, Dance and Thnks Fr Th Mmrs: I don't know why. They're just good i guess. Favorite TV Shows: Teen Titans: Well, it's exciting and about superpowered teens. Avatar: The Last Airbender: ELEMENT POWER! W.I.T.C.H.: Cause it's BASED off one of my favorite series. Phideas and Ferb: PERRY IS ADORIBLE! Ipod- Sliver newer nano that says "Happy Birthday _" (my name is in there) I have- a GameCube, but getting rid of cause i got a Wii, cause GameCube is getting very last-genish. and a DS. Favorite Color: Electric Blue, Cause it's Awesome! If I had magical powers: Name- Dasom Sayn (Thus the name) Elements- Fire + Electricity Animal- Wolf Species- Elf Evil Name- Saynee A Definition of Power Power is really nothing but fear. Whoever is stronger or smarter or has an army behind them. But really, Power is an illusion, life, in its way, is an illusion, and power, with humans, is life, which is why humans feel that they need more of it. So don't fear power. Find it's purer form. An Explanation of Fear "The only thing to fear is fear itself" Really, humans should not try to be so noble. First, it's an oximoron. Second, if humans think that the only thing to fear is fear itself, then what that really means is that there is only one thing for humans to fear. And that is a fear of being human. Noble words, but words aren't always true or smart people would suddenly become idiots, real things could become fake, and people could kill another with a sentence. So do not fear fear. Just try to not cower from it. Definition All rational fear is really something else. A fear of heights is really a fear of falling. A fear of an animal is a fear of being harmed by it, or bitten. A fear of STDs is really a fear of...ok you get the point. And fear is nothing to be afraid of. Not something to fear. An Explanation of Fantasy Fantasy is something that I believe humans could not live without. Simply because Fantasy is not something people create for fun. It's a way of expresing. Because for all we know, that magic...might be true. Think of the millions of creatures out there. Take for example the Dragon. People believe that it is just a fake creature made up by...someone. But something like that? Spreading all over the world? Imean, you type in 'Dragon' on Yahoo and 126,000,000 possiblities appear. most things like Shadow you can put away as the name of a place or a band. but over a quarter billion? And if you notice and look carefully, then think about it, the picture of dragons really are the same. just different styles that have grown apart over the years. Maybe not all of those creatures exist. I didn't say all of them did. Or maybe there are different types. Who knows. Whatever there is, it may not all be fake... Why Randomness really DOES make the World Go Round This is a simple matter of science. If random cracks in the Earth weren't there, there wouldn't be volcanoes, gysers, ect. And since there wouldn't be gysers, volcanoes, ect., there would be no way for the Earth to let out its heat and if it doesn't let out its heat, according to my science teacher, the world would explode, and therefore could not spin. And that is why Randomness really does make potatoes go round. I mean the World. Elves I know that a lot of you think of elves as short creatures who work with Santa and bake cookies in trees. Well, they aren't. Elves are tall, human sized (if not taller) beings. Yes, they do have pointy ears. They control magic and are not cheesy. So there. Psh, crazy people who think Elves are the suckish little people who do things for humans. You know when you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice no. 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a no. 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. -Check If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. -Check If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile -Check! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! -Oh Yeah! Tottaly Check! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. -Checkeroo If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. -Check If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. -Check If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile -Check 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. -Oh Yeah. Check. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!) -CHECK!!7! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. -Check (more often than healthy) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. -Ha! Check If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. -Check, I'm sad to admit. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. -Check If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. -Check If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. -Check, all the time If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have fallen down the "up" escalator, copy this into your profile. -Check, bad experience. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. -Check? If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile. -Check!! Wow! If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. -Check If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile. -Check If your love Sharpies, rping, chocolate, more chocolate, food in general...chocolate..., and the internet, copy this to your profile. -Check! If you've ever spelled something wrong, on your hand, in sharpie, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Dasom If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile. -Check If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile -Check If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile -Check if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. -Check (but not when I first put this in!) If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. -CHECK!! If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward,Bella,Alice,or any other twilight names, copy this into your profile. -Check If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. -Check! You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. -CHECKEROO! If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile -Shoot...Check OK humans are doomed through stupidity... 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' . 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. 11.Only in America...Will you go to a restaurant in sea world and ask for band aids and get mayonnaise EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Bio Coming Soon: no new coming soon Stories Coming soon: Songs- Songs Teen Titans style! Teen Titans The Next 37-year plan- The faries are onto their next plan...! The Fairly Odd Parents Quotes- Danny Phantom Avatar Lord of the Rings Good Boy! The Country Bears Personals The Xs Annonymous Austin Powers (Ok, so I haven't actually seen it...) The Princess Bride Cats & Dogs Sabrina, the Teenaged Witch The Fairly Odd Parents Teen Titans (!) Animorphs Yin! Yang! Yo! American Dragon Personal continued... (Coming Soon!) Monty Python and the Holy Grail! "Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for pie" -Jack Fenton, Danny Phantom From Avatar, the last Airbender "Does this place even exist?" "Some say it doesn't." - Toff + Professor Zhang "My life's ambition is now full of sand! Time to start excavating!" (Pulls out tiny shovel and starts digging) -Professor Zhang "Aang, I think it's my turn now. I'd like to spend my vacation AT THE LIBRARY!" -Sokka "It's a giant mushroom. MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! Giant mushy friend!" -Sokka "It's good seeing old friends" "Too bad you don't have any old friends that don't want to attack you." "Hmm, old friends that don't want to attack me..." - Zukko and Iroh "Drink Cactus Juice. It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier!" -Sokka From Lord of the Rings "Gimli Gloin's son, have you your axe ready?" "Nay, lord," said Gimli, "but I can speedily fetch it, if there be need" "You shall judge," said Eomer. "For there are certain rash words concerning the Lady of the Golden Wood that lie still between us. And now I have seen her with my eyes." "Well, lord"said Gimli, "and what say you now?" "Alas!" said Eomer. "I will not say that she is the fairest lady that lives." "Then I must go get my axe" -Gimli and Eomer, Return of the King -From the Book- From Good Boy! "Be quiet, I'm yelling" -Hubble (3942) From The Country Bears "What's that?" "That there's a sign" -Big Al and evil guy "Over yonder, a monkey" (waddles away, suddenly far away as he says) "Hey! I'm chubby, but I'm quick!"-same as the last one Have you seen this boy?" (holds up a picture) "Hmm. Yeep. Only in real life, he's a lot bigger, and not all tiny, and flat." -Big Al and policemen "Police believe this man was involved in the abduction of this 10-year-old boy, they also believe his accmplises are this man, this man, and this chicken" -news reporter Personals "I will now distroy you withthep ower of sooound" - my brother (quote is spelled wrong to show how he says it) "Very good, you should update soon! no really. seriously. i mean it. UPDATE OR ELSE! or else i'll blackmail you with a picture of you in hot-pink heart underwear that just randomly appeared!" -A review I wrote "What's up?" "The ceiling" (or sky) -Me "What do you want to eat?" "Food (Edible, delicious, real, homemade, good-looking, yummy food that i want to eat that tastes good)" -Me (Big battle) "Nice car." (both stop and look at car.) "Weren't we fighting?" "Oh yes" (continue battle)- Dr. Bad and James Bond (homemade short film) (The computer DINGs) "What was that sound? Was that you E-man? That sound has got to go..." -Mr. E "Ok, so, do you think this fish can see very well?" "No" "Taste?" "No" "Hear?" "No" "No, cause, you know, its plastic, but,..." -Humane Society Volunteer w/ plastic fish OK- So for Pi day (3/14, or 3.14) My math teacher had this fun quiz-thingy, and on most questions it had option A, B, C, or D. Here are some of the responses- A, B, C, or D- "R!" A, B, C, or D- "Um,...NUMBER C!" A, B, C, or D- "Can I buy a vowel?" Ok, you had to be there ; 9 "Kristen, Jose, Jacob, 19, Sam, Allette..." Mr. M "Blowing me up again, are we?" -Homebase, The Xs "When life gives you lemons, say "Oh. yeah, i like lemons. what else ya' got?" -anonymous (sp?) "That makes me angry and when i get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!" -Dr. Evil, Austin Powers "Booooooo! BOOOOOOOo!" old lady in crowd, The Princess Bride I want you to stay here." "Wha-Why?" "Because i hate you" - Mr. Tinkles and Calico, Cats & Dogs From Sabrina, The Teenage Witch "I object!" (Zelda) "On what grounds?" (-Judge) "On the grounds of,...you're mean!" (Hilda) -Zelda, Judge, and Hilda "You've stated your case eliquently. (Slams down hammer) No!" -Same Judge "I like your bungalo. I like saying 'Bungalo'. Say it with me" "When will Salem be back?" "Hard to say, he loves splashing in the estuary" "That's funny, he never liked playing in brakish water at our house" (Tapping sounds) "What was that?" "Oh, the boiler. It's on the fritz again" (says behind her fan to husband) "I think it needs to be disaplined." "Are you getting a weird feeling?" "No, but theres something new I like to say. Brackish. Water. Say it with me! Brackish. Wwwater" -Hilda, Zelda, and two evil people. "I should fold...uless, you're bluffing" (Salem nodds radiply from behind Josh, Miles sees him) "Sabrina, I think your cat is having a convultion" -Harvey and Miles "Oh my god! I've been looking fo one of these everywhere! (Holds up a strange thing) Excuse me, sir? What is this?" -Hilda "I swear, Sabrina's cat is humming 'If I were a Rich Man'" Later "Now the cat's humming 'We're In The Money!'" Later still "Ok, now the cat is humming and dancing!" -Miles "Oh my god, Aunt Hilda broke!" -Sabrina "He's unliscenced, unethical, and from what i can tell from this photograph, unwashed!" -Zelda "Oo, white blood cells. These make great stocking stuffers" -Hilda "That was Avril! She's heading for the bathroom. I'm going to ask her to sign my napkin" (Leaves to get autograph) "Oh, Roxie, please go with her and keep her from crawling under the stall" "You're right, we don't want a repeat of the Areathla Franklin incident" -Roxie, Morgan and Sabrina "A much better choice than the itsy-bitsy spider. I mean, between the bugs and the rain, no wonder kids stay in and get fat" -Sabrina "Hey Annie, you know Joey Sky, the new singer I've been wanting to write about?" "Well, since you told me yesterday and I'm not an idiot, Yes." -Sabrina and Annie "Sabrina, I couldn't help but overhear, because I was eavesdropping..." -Leonard "Flowers for milady. Looks like you have a secret admirer. Besides me. Oops, now it's not a secret." -Leonard "Just to warn you, my aunts are real big on Halloween" "That's ok, my parents are like that for Flag Day." -Sabrina and Jenny "Wow, you have a cool secret. The biggest secret I have is that I'm allergic to watermelon. Oops, well thats out" -Valerie from The Fairly Odd Parents "Yeah, nothing bad ever happens at school! Except LEARNING!" -Cosmo “Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day!” –Mom Turner The good news is the alien we got you is prince of a distant planet whose parents are coming to destroy the earth.” What's the bad news?” Oh, wait, that WAS the bad news.” Then what's the good news?” “I found a nickel!” (later) “Good news?” “I named the nickel Phillip!” “Bad news?” “It’s a girl nickel!” –Timmy, Wanda + Cosmo Hi. I'm Timmy. I have a short attention span and...” (walks away) –Timmy You made your dad cry.” I'll connect all the computers in the world. I'll call it the internet.” “Hey guys, what's new?” (after having his hand kissed by Wanda's ex) “That's my hand bub, and I don't need magic to turn it into a fist!” (Tries unsuccessfully) – Cosmo Dogs have great sense of smell, they can see in black and white, and they can go to the bathroom any where they want!” “So can I, I'm just polite.” –Timmy + Cosmo (Timmy throws a water balloon at someone, which misses its target and ends up hitting someone in France) We surrender!” –“The French” He thinks everything is funny. Watch. YES! YES!” (Jorgan glares at Cosmo) 1970) “In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.” Far out!” But nothing to watch!” NOOOOOO!” – Timmy and Young Dad Timmy, you can't have both brains and brawn. You have to pick just one.” (Cosmo and Wanda are posing as Timmy's parents and are attending a parent teacher conference. Mr. Crocker brings out an electric chair to determine whether they are fairies or humans) If I don't make it out of here... tell my dad... he's weird.” -Timmy You don't think...?” I never think!” – Wanda + Cosmo (in Spanish class) “Itengo un puerco en mis shortis!” I'm having one of those dreams where Timmy saves me again! Where's your white horse?” (Later) “See you in my next dream!” - Sanjay (shows painting) “And here's another painting... The Scream.” I wish I could leave this room inconspicuously.” (At classroom) Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less mouth to teach!” Timmy, Wanda, Cosmo + Crocker Good thing I landed on this nice, soft mom!” – Dad “But there are extenuating circumstances!” (W) “I know this is probably a bad time, but what does extenuating mean?” (C) “Oh, here is what it means!” (J) (creates an explosion where Cosmo + Wanda are) “Ehhh I’d rather learn by Phonix!” (C) “I know you’re upset, and also on fire, but let me explain something to you…” – Cosmo, Wanda + Jorgan, (School’s Out! The Musical!) From Teen Titans! "Evil Beware. We have waffles." Raven, Cyborg the Barbarian (Comes out of cow) "MOOYA!" -Cy, Employee of the month "So all I ahve to do is play video games and i'll get paid for it?" "Yep. We need ordinary kids, like you, to test these" -BB and a man talking through a speaker, Employee of the month "Let's see...I'll have 8 #3s, 5 #2s, 2 #1s, and a diet soda" "Actually we don't have soda. Only meat" "Okay, then make it a cup of meat juice" -Cy and BB, E of the month "Don't you think this place is a bit...weird?" "Dude, they have fries made out of meat. YES THIS PLACE IS WEIRD!" -Robin and BB, Employee of the month "So...what's in these?" "Bob says that's a trade secret" "Are you the only one that works here?" "Bob says that's a trade secert too" -BB, Rob, and Rae, (take a wild guess) From Animorphs "Are you Marco's friend?" i remember Marco telling me to only answer yes and no "Yes" "What's your name?" "No." "No? that's your name?" "Yes" "That's an odd name, isn't it?" "No." "It's not?" "Yes" "It is?" "No" "Now I'm confused." "Yes" -Ax and Marco's father, Animrophs #8 (or 9) from Ax's prospective "Humans are so strange. They think their music is great. It is not. All of it. They do not appreciate their more ingenius inventions, like the (i forget), the snickers bar, and the refreshing beverage called vineger." - Ax, Animorphs #8 (or 9) From Yin Yang Yo! "Wait! Stop! You didn't pay for those cleaning supplies!" "We know! We're theives!" -store worker and theives "Anti-magic shield polish. Garenteed to protect us from GIRL woo-fu" "That's pretty specific" "Yes. And expencive. Which is why we're stealing it. Hey, why am i talking to you? I'M A THEIF!" -Yin and Thief "Go children. Shop like the fools you are. Rack up debts you will have to pay for IN SERVICE TO THE NIGHTMASTER! Who! Ha! Who! Good grief. It's contaigious" -NIghtmaster "What size would you like your doooooom?" "Did you say 'doom' or 'shoe'?" "Shoe!" (Buying lots of stuff, going through isles taking all the items and saying them) Trixie- "CDs!" Jake- "Video Games!" Spud- "Cupcakes!" -American Dragon Personal continued... (We were watching a girl give a report on Youtube) "And the the lava..." (Mr. M-) "Its MAGMA you idiot!" (Mr.M was listing off names, the ones i will put are made up) "Lily, Aurthur, Andy, 12, Nicole," (kept listing) Teen Titans parrings- Rob/Rae- They've been connected! Rob/Star- Well, it was the maker's choice! BB/Terra- See Rob/Star! BB/Rae- They're great for each other! I mean, come on! Cy/Bee- They like each other but they don't know it! Some I sort of like: Star/Speedy- Star compliments. Speedy takes them. Red X/ Rae-Yeah... BB/Star: It's ok i guess... X/Star:...see BB/Star. I do not like: Before note- I have no problems with gays just, I don't really like these gay pairings Star/Rae Rae/Bee (are there any?) Star/Bee Rae/Trigon- HE'S HER DAD! Red X/Anyone (except above) BB/Aqualad Cy/Aqualad Rob/Aqualad Speedy/Aqualad- Listen to them argue! Speedy/Bee- See Speedy/Aqua! BB/Cy Rob/Bee- Just...no BB/Rob Rob/Cy Rob/Trigon (i don't think this exists either but still...) Rob/Terra- Just...no again Here are my fave TT main characters in order Terra- I can relate Raven- She's awesome Slade- He's awesome Beast Boy- He's funny Starfire- She's funny Cyborg- He's Cy Robin (trust me, there are still many AFTER him. i don't hate him. or dislike.)- He's all...concerny. Here are my fave fanfic authors: chicagonebananas bananasrokk Evil Shall Giggle Zorfendor! Jaden Scorpio If I like you're stories and forgot you, just say so! Contact me if you like! Now here's some things about my other unlisted Faves and myFanfics... |
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