Hello Everybody! My name is TOSTRwaffles (toaster waffles) and there is a high chance of my insanity.
That being said, I have an insatible love for the dead (Not like that! Ewwww) But in all seriousness I love zombies, zombie stories, zombie movies, zombie games, Rob Zombie (no homo). This tends to show up in my stories, as every one other than Haven will eventually tie together into one big zombie story.
That and biohazards. In general, just look at my avatar/picture thingy.

Moving on, the important stuff about me is below.
Gender: Male
Sexuality:Straight
Species: Waffle (huge inside joke there, I'll refer to myself as a waffle quite a bit)
Since I mentioned Rob Zombie above I figure I'd list some of the bands I like. So in no order: Disturbed, Five Finger Death Punch, Shinedown, Breaking Benjiman, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Staind, Slipknot, Papa Roach, Rob Zombie, Killswitch Engage, Megadeth, Metallica...the list goes on.

Link to the guy doing pictures of my OCs on DA here:
I've also got one:

Here's my OCs, all of them are for the Happy Tree Friends universe.

name: Kurt Reeves
species: porcupine
gender: male
personality: easy going and brave. Has a dirty mind and is a mild pyro. Can be a badass at times
bio: after his parents died in a car crash, Kurt lived with his uncle, who had served in the marines. After his uncle died, Kurt joined the marines and passed basic training with flying colors. After his first mission, Kurt's superiors recommended him for special forces. Kurt was accepted and trained as a Tier 1 operator.
Apperance: dark green fur with a short mowhawk, wears a dark grey jacket over a black teeshirt. Tan pants and black knee plates. In a combat situation, he wears a tan bullet proof vest.
Weapons: XM8 and a compound bow, carries a .44 automag and a utility knife (imagine a leatherman knife)
friends: Russell, handy, cuddles, toothy, maybe flippy in the young soldier looking up to veteran way.
Enemies: Giggles

name: Paul or Pavlo Vasiliya Korsakov (Pavlo is russian spelling)
species: hyena
color:tan/gray
gender: male
personality: quiet and resourceful. Very trustworthy. Cold and blunt to everyone exept close friends.
Bio: born and raised by his father, a bodyguard for a an important member of the Duma (Russian congress) and spetsnaz. Trained throughout his childhood as a killer, but with a heart. Became part of the KGB. Further background in Code of Conduct (see below)
Apperance: black jacket and green teeshirt underneath. Dark grey pants. Has a semi-bullet proof wetsuit like suit on underneath clothing. Has tan fur with black stripes.
Weapons: magpul PDR and makarov pistol. Boot knife and ballistics knife.
Friends: almost no one. Kurt (OC) Andy (OC)
enemies: the rest of the world.

name: Andy Gonsalez
species: civet
color: grey
gender: male
personality: Knows many survival skills and rock climbs for fun. Bit of and extreme character, miscievious. Good at improvising. Chatty.
Bio: Just wait for Haven (see below)
Apperance: light grey fur, fedora and dark red teeshirt. Dark grey Shorts.
Weapons: CAR-15, colt 1911 and a steel bat
Friends: Kurt (OC), Paul (OC), cuddles, toothy, flaky, tolerates giggles, petunia, tolerates sniffles. most of the canon characters.
enemies: none
Misc: Plays guitar. Music intrests are similar to the above list.

Here's a list of stories I'm working on or have planned. Since I've seen so many other authors with multiple unfinished stories I will try not to have more than one story in progress at a time.
Outbreak (unstarted)
Accepting OCs. Prequel to Soldier of the Ruins. A small bio-research company gains funding for tests on making "super soldiers", but all is not as it seems.

Haven (in progress)
Accepting OCs. After a plague decimates the world, survivors band together against wandering gangs, fighting for food, shelter, weapons, and a way out of this hell. Intro for my OC Andy. In progress.

Code of Conduct (unstarted)
Growing up in Soviet Russia is tough, especially for a young KGB officer when an insurrection bent on the freedom of a small country makes deadly attacks on the heart of the motherland. Intro for my OC Paul.

Crashlanding (unstarted)
Shot down and left with no way out, a young marine will have to accomplish his mission alone. Intro for my OC Kurt.

that's all I got, if you wanted something to read, checkout my favorites