DISCLAIMER:

Let's just say that if you read the fanfics and think I'm claiming the characters and their likenessess to be mine, you're an idiot. And if you think I'm writing these fics to make some kind of a profit, then you're too stupid to let live. If I was, I wouldn't be posting it on ff.net.

Favorite Anime/Manga series: Alot, too many to name here. Examples include: Naruto, Ranma, Slayers, Sgt.Frog, all the Gundam series (except that Ginyu force wannabe rip off G-Gundam), Macross/Robotech, Hellsing, Guyver, A.I. Love You, Oh My Goddess, DragonBall-Z-GT,Devil May Cry, Abenobashi, Negima, etc.

Most hated anime series:I hate the stupid ones that are a waste of money and time like Code Lyoko,and a bunch of others I won't name (some are good ideas, but are terribly done). I like stuff more than I hate. But the stuff I hate I really, really, really hate.

I've got nothing against homosexuality, but I don't do yaoi. Just don't feel comfortable about it...unless it is for comedic purposes then its cool :). I don't have a problem with Yuri but I don't do that either (unless i feel like it for some reason).

I like Crossovers the most because it introduces new elements into a story, I also like Self-Insertion stories (though good ones are far and in-between) because of the unknown element it introduces. for the most part I write Crossovers but a few are semi-self inserts (that's whereyou put a character in a story that is like you in without it actually being you).

I have quite a few Authors at ff.net that I like but Demon Eyes laharl, Carrotglance, C&B and those of Differing Fools are my favorites. They do the kind of stories I really like.

I have a few works in progress involving Naruto, Guyver, Ranma, Starwars, Love Hina, Mobile Suit Gundam, and Sailor Moon, Battletech/Mechwarrior, WoT, Warhammer 40k, Palladium stuff and A Game of Thrones but nothing worth writing noting yet.

I'm pretty slow when it comes to writing, but I take the time the stories I write are decent and worth the wait...I Hope _'

Some Quotes I found that I Like.

"Anyway, correct spelling is overrated:

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe."--JA Baker

"And here... uh oh." Bill Gates, demonstrating Windows ME.

"Morning people are a vile sub-species of humans."--Nami, And Then There Were Eight

"Bakura with magic period is a scary thought, I have never feared for the safety of the world more than I do now."--Yami, And Then There Were Eight

"I wish the world would admonish violence forever. That way I could take over the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife."--Bishonen no Miko

"Life? What life? Lives are for people with money."--JoIsBishMyoga

"As far as I know, I am much more higher than you are. Ever since you were in middle school you were digging a hole and ever since, it became deeper and deeper every failing grade you got. Now, it seems that you are unable to get out. More brainless than a cochroach, I don't pity such stupidity."--Eriko Sanotomono, Aspendragon's Musouka Dare to Dream (Fruits Basket fanfic)

"We're in public, so don't give anyone the idea that you're an idiot."--Eriko, Musouka Dare to Dream

"I've got gay people in my mind along with demons! I don't need people coming after me with explosives!"--Mika, Inside My Mind

"MWAHAHA! You know you've lived when you make a strong willed man fall senseless!"--Mika, Inside My Mind

"I wouldn't say infamous, but hey. Whatever floats your boat!"--SD, Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts

"There she... uh-oh. She's got her insane, murder-someone-with-spoons face on..."--PK, Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts

"... And you're gonna stab them with spoons until they're dead, ne?"--PK
"No. Just gonna maim them until an inch before death, wipe their memories so they don't know it was me, have Pomfrey heal them, then do it again when they least expect it."--SD, Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts

"THANKS! SICK THINGS NOW RUN THROUGH MY MIND!"--Seto Kaiba (He's reaction to JoeyXKaiba. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!), Just Once

"What the hell are you people?"--the bowman
"Well, we range from mages, to blitzball players, to master swordsmen, to gods, and he's an angel. And you range from charbroiled to well done."--Andy, 2 Fallen Gods, and a Guardian Angel

"Unless you wanna walk the whole way. Don't worry, I don't bite."--Rikku
"You know, the last person that said that to me actually did bite me..."--Ryan, 2 Fallen Gods, and a Guardian Angel

"When in doubt... blow shit up! I like that rationale."--Sharon, hypaalicious's Severed Reality (Final Fantasy VIII fanfic)

"We have to escort you to make sure no one tries to do anything dirty and kinky to you!" "Yeah, that's our job!" Kefka and Sephiroth, When your Evil and Dead

"Thank you! I'll bow down to you and worship the ground you walk on... but I'm a jackass, so, it's just thanks."--Kiva, KivaEmber's Of pretty angels and bloodied demons (Final Fantasy VII)

"Prepare for Trouble and Make it Double! To infest the world with devastation! To conquer all peoples in every nation! To fight the powers of light and love! To extend my power to the stars above! I am... Spectral! The Master of darkness, blasting off with evil's might! Surrender now or say good night!"--Spectral, Spectral's Spectral's insane and INCREDIBLY evil Zoids Show (Zoids fanfic)

Favorite Excerpts….so far

Setsuna rolled her eyes and turned back towards the senshi again.
"You will withdraw for the moment."
"But..." started Usagi, her eyes suddenly went wide as she noticed
Ranma holding up a sign with the words 'Frigid Bitch' written on it
just behind her.
Minako choked and almost fell forward.
Setsuna turned to glare at him, and he quickly put it behind his
back. All four of the generals were stifling giggles.
"As I said, you are not ready. No arguments," insisted Pluto.
Ranma's new sign had the words: 'She blows goats. I have proof!'
"Um..." said Ami as she pointed at him.
"You must trust me, it's far too soon," said Pluto as she didn't
quite understand what the girl was indicating.
"But he's..."
'Pluto has a dog shaped birthmark just inside her right thigh!'
was the new sign.
"Hey! How does he know about..." muttered Tsuki in shocked horror.
She quickly fell silent as she noticed the rest of the group looking
at her.
"What are you all looking at? Go home," said Pluto firmly.
'Jello fetish! Jello fetish! I've got pictures!'
"But you should really..." said Ami with a heavy blush forming on
her cheeks.
"I won't say it again, this barrier won't hold them off for long,"
said Pluto calmly.
The generals were trying their best not to laugh; all of them
suddenly fell silent as Setsuna turned towards them again. Ranma was
whistling with the sign hidden behind his back.
"As for you. Give me those signs," said Pluto with a scowl on her
face.
Ranma blinked and swallowed. "Um...heh..." He handed them too her
and she raised the time staff into the air.
"Dead Scream."--Carrotglace's Insertion (Ranma 1/2 fanfic) Warning: Rated M...but then youv'e probably guessed that :)

Yuka looked at us innocently. “What’s the matter? It’s only gummi-sushi.”

“Only gummi-sushi?” I said incredulously. “Do you have any idea what you’ve done by buying this box of candy? You’ve disrupted the natural order!”

“Gummi-sushi is apart of the natural order?” Yuka asked.

“Yes! Since nobody here buys gummi-sushi, the Japanese government sends it out overseas where stupid Americans will buy it by the bundles regardless of its taste just because it’s from Japan. From these stupid Americans the Japanese government earns at least twenty-five percent of its income. By buying this single box of gummi-sushi, you might have affected our entire government’s income and because of that taxes will be raised and books will be burnt. And we will all die.”

By now Yuka looked slightly alarmed. “All this because I bought one box of gummi-sushi?”

“Yes.”

Sayuri and Kotori looked at me with blank stares. “Rizu,” Kotori said. “Have you ever been committed?”

“No, why?”

“Oh, just wondering what to get you for Christmas is all.”

The Liz “Plan B” (Ranma 1/2 fan-fic)