TheNaruFreakhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. My favourite quote of ALL time.. 'On a related subject, Signore Pazzi, I must confess to you: I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife.' Its from the book Hannibal by Thomas Harris.. the third one in the series. It is soooo bloody amazing and if you have not read the series then you should. The first book is Red Dragon and the other is The Silence Of The Lambs. So yeahh go forth and read XDD If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.(lol yeah .. as well as alot of allnighters) If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (sizzle...CABLAM!!!!) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. Copy and paste this into your profile if you just sang the songs listed above to check if they did have the same tune. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! You say BABY PINK D.E.I.D.A.R.A. stands for . . . ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ Ya, Ya, i know ma page is a mess but Its nearing 3am so your gunna have ta live with it XD TheNaruFreak -out. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme! Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other. Most compatible with: Badass Uke |
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Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,832 - Reviews: 3728 - Favs: 10,331 - Follows: 10,960 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tale of the Basilisk by Vetis reviews
Sequel to Tears of a Basilisk. Hogwarts is starting to heal, so the star characters feel that a little R&R is in order. Sev learns the hard way that sugar and already hyper pranksters do not mix, and that someone gets horny and creative when he travels.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,725 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Salazar S., Severus S.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 5,622 - Follows: 5,173 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,042 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 5,789 - Follows: 5,982 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Life Crusades by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sequel to Life Agendas. Harry, Draco and Co. head to the Ukatae realm where they plan to take back what is rightfully theirs. Nothing is ever easy, is it? But in the realm things are definitely never dull. Very AU and OC's within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 468,929 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 266,203 - Reviews: 4320 - Favs: 9,401 - Follows: 10,183 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
We're Screwed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Wizarding World is confronted with a problem they never had to face before. The consquences of their own arrogance and bigotry. After Hogwarts lost dozens of students each year, they try to change things again. But what do you do if you realise that things aren't that easy? Sequel to Screw Them
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,652 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 3,403 - Follows: 2,776 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
The Wolven Brood by Copper Vixen reviews
COMPLETE - An act of kindness changes Harry's circumstances, leaving him shunned by those he once considered friends. Now, when the most unlikely group offers him friendship, he must choose between continued solitude or hands that may be hiding knives Slash DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,815 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 8/15/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
A Time and Place to Thrive by VictorianChik reviews
Sequel to A Time and Place to Learn. Harry and his friends search for Snape and face the challenges of adulthood while learning that sometimes friends and adoptive fathers are the best support of all. Warning: spanking and language in some chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,735 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Repercussions by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Revised! Harry has found out that the light has been keeping many of secrets from him that push him over the edge. He returns to Hogwarts after the death of his godfather seemingly unaware of the light's manipulations, but in the shadows the notorious assassin Sang Lys has arose. Dark!Evil!Harry. Major OOC! Light!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 171,983 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Oh, How I Hate You Let Me Count the Ways by hyperspastic-superhero-girl reviews
AU Sasu/Naru high school fic, read if you like humorous, craziness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unbuttoned by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Harry doesn't know exactly what's happening, but something isn't right between him and Professor Lupin, and he's determined to find out why. Will Snape be able to help? Abuse, implied non-con, AU, HP&PA (story on slight HIATUS)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,797 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Good Boys Like It Rough by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
non-magic AU. Remus J. Lupin is a seventeen-year-old gay highschooler with a problem. Sirius Black is a twenty three year old straight tattoo artist with a BA girlfriend. What happens when they fall in love? M FOR A REASON PEOPLE! So if you're not 18, please read something else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,843 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
From the Ashes by dannyfranx reviews
All Harry ever wanted was a normal life but as struggles with the fall out from the war, losing old friends and making new ones, he realises that normality is just a myth. Warning: Slash. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 154,875 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Worst Year Yet by rekahneko reviews
Remus Lupin is advised not to get too close to any of the other students at Hogwarts so they won't discover his condition. Perhaps this wasn't the best advice after all... Eventual RLSB. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,695 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Little Less Than Forgotten by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Sasuke and Naruto, both troubled with the issues of horrible pasts and terrible problems of the present, are forced into being roommates at the local community college. Will troubles arise or will being forgotten bring these two together in the end? !REMOVED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 3,002 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Mighty Pharaoh and The Unruly Slave by bellabambina248 reviews
Sasuke, the Egyptian Pharaoh, is confronted by Naruto the peasant. What will the verdict be? Beware: Yaoi, mild BDSM,Abuse, Spanking.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,857 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Let the Skyfall by SfumatoSoup reviews
Taking place directly after the majority of the dialogue between Silva and Bond in that first scene with all the flirtatious banter and straying off canon into what should have happened. Bond/Silva slash
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/11/2012 - James Bond/007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fates by Angelicalynn reviews
*Explicit Content. For Mature Adults Only.* After the war has ended Harry is visited by one of the Fates. His life can take one of the three paths: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly and the Fates have decided to give him a choice. How will a certain snarky proffessor play into his future?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,187 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Arabian Nights by bellabambina248 reviews
Naruto volunteers himself to keep Sasuke, the doubtful king, from killing anymore virgin girls. Warning inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,853 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Other Side of an Unbalanced Destiny by TGP reviews
With Draco starting school in September, Lucius Malfoy forces Severus to return to Hogwarts and, by proxy, Remus Lupin. Sequel to The Other Side of Normal. M/M slash. SS/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,362 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Severus S., Remus L.
A Pretty Penny by bellabambina248 reviews
What happens when Naruto shows up under Sasuke's porch one day, declaring his love? SasuNaru, Yaoi, Spanking, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,851 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Cherokee Camp by grugster reviews
After two weeks of torture by Death Eaters, Draco and Harry have to find a way to cope with all their memories. Severus, as their guardian, tries to help and spends some time with them at a therapy camp in the USA. Draco/Harry friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 66 - Words: 211,749 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Sitter by Horribibble reviews
"I swear, if you're handing your kid over to Crips or the Bloods, I'm calling child services." - Sasu/Naru/Sasu . Itachi's hired a new babysitter for his precious son. -What began as a oneshot has become an epic of awkward college-student proportions. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,194 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Guest House by Lola Little reviews
Harry needed an escape from the world. Dean needed a way back in. They both found something more than what they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,225 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Dean T.
A letter from Naruto by bellabambina248 reviews
What happens when a friend decided to test Naruto's sexuality? Yaoi, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,353 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Anyone for Scrabble? by Fr333bird reviews
McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seven minutes to change my world by Akira-kun reviews
"Of course that playing Truth or Dare mixed up with Seven Minutes in Heaven would be ok! Even with the vodka, the discussions, the tinny closet, the confessions, the weird feelings and all! Why in the world it wouldn't be totally ok?" SasuNaru – Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Neji H., Ino Y.] - Complete
A Kind of Magic by Rizember reviews
Sex magic is the most powerful and most addictive kind of magic there is. But Sasuke, that repressed emo bastard, just keeps trying to get rid of the hot blond genie. And his goat. Sasunaru, yaoi, humour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,208 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Konoha Dating Agency by Rizember reviews
On a dare, Naruto and Kiba start a dating agency with a 'One date only' policy... humor, romance, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,377 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Destined by Rizember reviews
You'd really expect your soulmate to be more compliant and not want to kill you... Humour, romance, supernatural. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,274 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lockdown by Rizember reviews
Between dealing with crazy moms, psychotic guardians and a useless entourage, the last thing the rival authors needed was to be locked up together to write a book without killing each other first. Humour. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Gone too far by deathskeith reviews
Itachi has to stop a friend's little brother from taking things too far with a crush on Sasuke. It gets more intense when he himself is finding himself falling for the innocent 16 year old. Contains:fluff, yaoi...You know the drill. Re-corrected version
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,425 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Murse by Gussie Manlove reviews
When Konoha Hospital hires a new nurse, Sasuke has never found himself wanting to teach an anatomy class so badly! SasuNaru, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,797 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A deal of sperm? by bellabambina248 reviews
One night, Naruto caught Sasuke as he prepared to jump of the bridge? What would happen when they stuck a deal? SasuNaru, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Silent by Lovefremione reviews
Harry younger brother of BWL, Potter's Alive, Abuse from the Dursleys Draco best friend. Evan ends the war and Harry is sent to Forks,WA to 'stay out of the way'. Slash HP/Edward, SB/RL, others undecided... Mentions of Child Abuse and Rape
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,693 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Harry P., Edward
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 4,904 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Laundry Letters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Unlikely Romance by Rizember reviews
Naruto has awoken as a fox with no recollection of ever being human. He is found near Ichiraku's...surprise suprise...by Sasuke who takes him in. Meanwhile, everyone is looking for the human Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Little Tied Up by Fr333bird reviews
Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Learning To Love by BelovedShadow reviews
Sasuke Uchiha doesn't understand why his brother has been getting more and more distant with him from the time he was twelve years old. He thinks it's out of hatred, but is it really just the opposite? ItaSasu YAOI IN LATER CHAPS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Doctor Uchiha by BelovedShadow reviews
When Sasuke sees a broadcast on TV about general men's health procedures it inspires him to ask for some medical attention from his brother. THIS IS THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF THIS FANFIC ANY OTHER VERSIONS ARE PLAGIARIZED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Butterbeer Incident by Naadi reviews
Conclusion of the Incident series, a story in limerick verse, set on New Year's Eve - Harry and Draco try to have a secret, romantic night out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Way It's Done! by Juura99 reviews
Complete Prompt for xxcrunchyxx! Sasuke was dragged to the club by his evil brother, but perhaps it won't be so bad now that's he's seen someone very...interesting...on the dancefloor! SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Coffeehouse Jazz MULTIPLE CHAPTER FORMAT by Cayce Morris reviews
There was a secret message hidden in that little vial that held Snape's memories...or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 93,699 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Masters by Rizember reviews
Being schooled to be assassins is dangerous and hectic and doesn't leave much time for romance. Unless you're into that kind of thing. NaruSasu, yaoi, humour. For Khairul
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,898 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Engorgia by Fr333bird reviews
Draco is left with an embarrassing and painful problem after an accident in his potions lab. Harry is the mediwizard who takes the case. Lots of adult content, fluff and slashy smut. Definitely a feel good fic, no angst here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,623 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Coffee Shop by stealth gato reviews
Every Tuesday the blonde comes into the coffee shop, what happens when a certain raven finally gathers enough courage to talk to him? Will sparks fly, or will the blonde's BF get in the way? YAOI LEMON LANGUAGE ETC. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Underneath the Surface by General16 reviews
Hiding behind fabricated faces, masking the loneliness with smiles, playing a role in the name of protection... will Kakashi be the one to look underneath the underneath and see Naruto for who he really is?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
And Then There Were None by Sandylee007 reviews
When Reid meets the eyes of a bystander at the end of a case he doesn't think much of it. But then 'gifts' start to appear, and it looks like someone's following his every move. What does the stalker want, and what are they willing to do to get it? TITLE INSPIRED BY AGATHA CHRISTIE.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,588 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
I Remember It Well by BelovedShadow reviews
-YAOI!- My name is Sasuke Uchiha, but this story isn't really about me. My life was meaningless until I met him: The love of my life, Naruto Uzumaki; but there was a time before he was my everything. Want to know how it all happened? I remember it well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Our Devotion Is Forever by Windseeker2305 reviews
Side story to my LV/HP fic The Black Bunny. Following the lives and love of our favorite snarky Potions Master and the suave and slippery Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,762 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Breaking Forwards by lastcrazyhorn reviews
HP&OP. The professors no longer can scare Harry with talk of lost points, detentions or Quidditch suspensions. He's been beaten down for far too long, and he finally has reached his limit. Severus mentors, maybe guardian. Abuse, non-con, AU, evil!Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,869 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune of Alacantera by Mione5 reviews
COMPLETE Harry returns for his seventh year a little different to when he left. What exactly happened during the summer and can Dumbledore and the Order find out the answers before it's too late. Not slash No HBP Mentions of rape and child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,842 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Dearest to his heart by LadyFromPoland reviews
Arthur's been a king for three years and he should finally find his queen. Princess Miranda seems to be a perfect candidate. However she and Merlin don't like each other. Miranda is afraid of the strong bond between two men. SLASH! More details inside.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,470 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Beyond the Pale by Araceil reviews
Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 4,898 - Follows: 5,324 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
It's a seme's world! by bellabambina248 reviews
In a world where only the dominate Semes and the opressed Uke's exist, what will happen to Sasuke when his dad decides to marry him off to Naruto the seme? Warning inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,369 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rented To Be by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Your friends order you a blonde bombshell for a month, which you don't want in the first place and then, shows up, and just so happens to be male. Typical. Influenced by 'Absolute Boyfriend'. Future SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,542 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For Naruto, Whenever I May Find Him by kakenshin-sensei reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a cold, bitter teen who has closed himself off from the rest of the world. When a certain blond enters his life, however, he begins to open up once again. High School, AU, NaruxSasu, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 280,610 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Decoy Dilemma by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,555 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Misused by bellabambina248 reviews
Naruto was gang raped, filmed, and blacked mailed. how will this affect his relationship with sasuke? Beware; Rape themes, yaoi, abuse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,058 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Separated By Common Language by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke is starting an internship at a medical company, all alone in a new country. His mentor seems to hate him, but is there more to Naruto than it seems? Naruto x Sasuke, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Perfect Strangers by remuslives23 reviews
An anonymous encounter in a nightclub brings Sirius Black and Remus Lupin together in a tangle of sex, lies, and murder. Remus/Sirius, James/Lily. Written for the Marauder Big Bang. Magical AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,926 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Time and Place to Learn by VictorianChik reviews
Sequel to A Time and Place to Grow. After spending a summer with Snape, Harry begins his sixth year at Hogwarts. But Snape is keeping an eye and a firm hand on him, and a new teacher, split loyalties and a looming fight with the Dark Lord await Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,823 - Reviews: 1877 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Four Seasons by Rizember reviews
I never wanted to be a Season... When chosen, my joyous reaction: "Aw, crap." said it all. Humor, Drama, Supernatural...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,336 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A contract with a Bastard! by bellabambina248 reviews
Summary: Naruto, the budding erotic novelist, meets his new devious publisher. What will happen to Naruto when he signs the contract with the bastard? SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,192 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
ReiSenzai Inc by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is part of a group that specialises in the supernatural. When they are called to investigate an orphanage that has experienced some strange events, things might just get a bit deadly! Full summary inside. SasuNaru/yaoi/ghosts/O.C's/ AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,501 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by Jenna822 reviews
*Short Story* Bunnies, werewolves and Padfoot - oh my! Jealousy runs wild in this battle for the affection of one, Remus Lupin. Can Sirius handle the choice - Love or Nothing? *Remus/FemaleOC and Remus/Sirius* Cᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,123 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Something of a strange occurance by AkiraSesshoumaruMalfoy reviews
Just some NaruSasu smut for all you people who want NaruSasu smut. Warning: BoyxBoy, Yaoi smut, if you don't like it, don't read it. Rating NC-17 M because CHILDREN DO NOT READ THIS! just to be safe : anyone else, enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It All Started With A Visit To Gringotts by jadedragon36 reviews
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,262 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 5,767 - Follows: 2,514 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Thousand Generations by Fifi McFu reviews
Sentenced to a thousand rebirths, Sasuke isn't enjoying the life of a mortal one bit. That is, until he changes school and lays eyes on a remnant from the Old Times who doesn't seem to remember him. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hormonal Teenage Boy Werewolves by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
Sirius finds out that Remus likes boys. There is now slash in the second chapter, which is an alternate ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lock your Door! by ILoveMyBlaBlaBla reviews
What happens when your in your room with your boyfriend and making out without even locking the door? Hmm... Naruto and Sasuke can answer to that question.. Yaoi, but soft.. Dont like? Dont read! B-Day fic for Naru-chan!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inappropriate by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke and Naruto take text sex to a whole new level. NaruSasu drabble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 101 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sirius Black's Diary by remuslives23 reviews
Summary: A series of diary entries that mark a revelation for Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You're Happiness by Amberr-Ink reviews
Just any old do your homework and fool around kind of day...NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Distract Me by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke is dragged on holiday with his parents and irritating bastard of an older brother. He's all set up to be a miserable sod all holiday when a watersports instructor jumps in and serves as an interesting distraction. NARUSASU AU YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,325 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Rules of the Bathroom by hyperspastic-superhero-girl reviews
SasuNaru AU Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,168 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Too hot to handle by bellabambina248 reviews
Kakashi gets suck watching the detention delinquents, and meets Iruka for the first time. Beware spanking,and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,553 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
30 ways to Annoy Kakashi Hakate continued by xxcrunchyxx reviews
The line between harmless buffoonery and abuse can be so thin...especially to a ramen deprived Naruto. The line between questionable sanity and derangement is pretty thin, too - especially when Kakashi's life has been turned into a living hell.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kakashi H.
Kakashi and The Omnipresent Hard On by ikkasyll reviews
Kakashi was left horny by Iruka. So, what Naruto and Sasuke do for their ex-teacher? Help him of course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Text Without The T's and Add an S by Michiyo Uchiha reviews
"Stop looking at Fanfiction and get your teme ass over here!" Warning! Contains SasuNaru! Bad language and mentions of other inappropriate things...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dirty Talk by ikkasyll reviews
"The great Uzumaki Naruto might be good at a lot of things, but I don't think even you can get someone off without touching them."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just for You by SilverCrescentX reviews
Sasuke's the head oncologist in the west wing, fancied by most of the nurses and female doctors. He keeps everyone at an arms length until Konaha's top surgeon transfers to their section, and he's utterly intent to make Sasuke his. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 131 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Most Youthful Challenge by Kanemoshi reviews
In a final attempt to prove their youth, and forever end their competitions, Gai and Kakashi bet on who can find love first. Too bad Kakashi decides to fall in love with the one chuunin he could never seduce. KakashiIruka Warning: There's YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,129 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Tease and denial by bellabambina248 reviews
Uchihas and Uzumakis have been neighbors ever since naruto and sasuke were born. Sasuke promised naruto one kiss a year but does naruto have the self control. Beware: Yaoi, spanking.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What I Am by Mantinas reviews
Sasuke is interogated by a high ranked guard of His Holiness' State. Dysutopian fic. Background is more or less at the end. I think I went over board with this, but shrugs oh well. Flames will light the yiff sauna. Mentioned SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Masochist by Jazz and K reviews
"Aren't you sick of you getting pushed against the wall." Naruto grinned. "Actually no, it turns me on." .:SasuNaru:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Deepest Cuts by Sandylee007 reviews
Once upon a time Sasuke left Naruto with a pendant and a precious promise he failed to keep. Years later they meet again, and old scars reopen. Despite all Naruto decides to find an answer to the question that's been haunting him: why? AU YAOI NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,240 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Enjoy the Ride by Fifi McFu reviews
When you're stuck at the top of a broken Ferris wheel with your acrophobic boyfriend, what's a man to do? PWP, lemon, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kakashi's got something to tell you by Gaarin reviews
Random oneshot I thought up from an email discussion. NO COUPLINGS! Shocking, no?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Why Naruto and Sasuke are banned from Tesco's by Fifi McFu reviews
Sakura makes the mistake of sending the boys food shopping. Random drabble for Spyrea. Rated for language. NO PORN, JUST INSANE BEST FRIEND ANTICS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Odd Couple by Twisted Vixen reviews
Shikamaru is moving out of his family home. Naruto's apartment building has been slated for demolition. Neither make enough on their chuunin salaries to get a place in a decent part of Konoha. Together though... Eventual ShikaNaruShika yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Concrete Naruto by theacefrost reviews
Bearing the bruises and his name is not easy, especially when the society is against him. Will Naruto's 16th birthday bring hope and freedom or will his life end in sorrow and pain? SasuxNaru. warnings inside. Complete. Angst. Yaoi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 154,114 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
If Only You Knew by YaoiWhore reviews
Sometimes it sucks having to put on a facade, especially for people I can't stand... Yaoi. KakaNaru. Don't like, then skedaddle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,149 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gloves by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is following Draco, as usual. This is pretty much complete PWP, so heed the usual MATURE ADULT CONTENT thingy. This is where Dyson's glove kink began.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fireflies by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke had never been one to dwell over dreams, but when he has a vision of Naruto that he just can't ignore, he leaves Madara's lair in search of the blond. Yaoi, SasuNaruSasu, lime. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Interview with an Uchiha by Fifi McFu reviews
An interview with Konoha's top detective turns into a game of seduction and some lessons on how to read body language. SasuNaruSasu, hints of KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perverts Anonymous by Rizember reviews
The perverts of Konoha, ie everyone, are forced to get professional help or die trying. Humour, stuff, unnecessary explosions... Possible continuation. COMPLETE...for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The War For The Orphans by nerd-girl reviews
Harry has graduated from Hogwarts; Harry and Severus are working together to bring down Voldemort and save the man-child army from his clutches. Slash HPxSS. {Sequel to The Secret Guardian Angel but can be read alone.}
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,252 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Secret Guardian Angel by nerd-girl reviews
Complete Harry is aged by 10 years and it's up to the snarky Potions Master to find the cure, but they end up finding each other HPxSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,617 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Absolution by dracosoftie reviews
Draco and Harry return to Hogwarts after the war, both struggling with their own issues. Their unlikely friendship blooms into more but is torn apart by circumstances outside their control. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,598 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
Just an act by Kutsu reviews
Posing for gay magazines when you're straight, no way, right? Wrong. For Naruto, chaos arrupts until he finds a way to deal with stress; act. Shut yourself away, nothing you're doing is for real. Right? Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,284 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paradise Lost by Rizember reviews
Waging war is SERIOUS business...except when the gods get bored and decide to interfere... Humor, supernatural, drama...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,003 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
All In by loraney reviews
Sasuke has come home looking to rebuild his life and he wants Naruto to be a part of it. He finally manages to convince Naruto that they should be together...but not everyone in Konoha agrees.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,047 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taming A Wild Life by Sodapops reviews
Naruto is an adventurer that wishes to make a name for himself and put his past behind him. On one of his exploration trips he was attacked by wild animals but was saved by another man. The catch? His savior acts like a wild animal himself. AU KibaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,948 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews
SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,154 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Need You For Hope by Windseeker2305 reviews
Hope springs eternal,as the saying goes.But not for one Harry Potter.He has no more hope,not for himself.The last battle is near and he would prefer to die then survive after Voldemort is gone.Is there someone who can restore his hope?His future?SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,620 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The SARA: Sirius Adores Remus Adorers by rry reviews
SEQUEL TO THE RAA. ...Finally. The gang is returning to school after Christmas Break and there are... A. loose ends to tie up, B. a mother to find, C. stalking to do, D. hearts to win over, and E. virginities to lose. RLSB, JPLE, maybe OCOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The RAA: Remus Admirers Anonymous by rry reviews
Sirius is the president of the 'RAA'. It was a joke at first, but then it got serious. RLSB SBRL slash I hope it's better than it sounds, I think it is anyway. First part in the 'CLUB' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,690 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
An Accidental Sort of Love by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Somehow, after years of bickering, arguing, and knock out fist fights, Sasuke and Naruto find themselves in an unbreakable friendship. But a simple slipup and life changing words threatens to change everything. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,596 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hogwarts: A Hedonistic History by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blind Spots by Sandylee007 reviews
When Naruto ends up getting beaten up yet again, his foster father Iruka decided the teen needs a break and sends him to stay with an old 'friend' Kakashi. What happens when Naruto meets Kakashi’s blind foster son Sasuke? AU YAOI NaruSasu, past KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,963 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elixir D'Amour by Naadi reviews
Asteria Greengrass has a love potion and Draco is her target, but the outcome is very unexpected – well, not to everyone. ;- Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Father's Sin by Severitus reviews
Secrets, prophecies, animagi, and the Serpent‘s Children--a dark secret is revealed that will change Harry and Snape’s lives forever. But will it be for good, or for evil?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 173,409 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Catching Air in a Jar by point-of-tears reviews
AU. "You think you have caught something so worthwhile, only it has been there all along." The war has been over for years, but Harry just can't seem to get a life. He only wants to help his friends. What happens when life finally catches him? Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,270 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,476 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 534 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Purple by kodak-85 reviews
It's hard learning to save peoples' lives when you're so busy trying to save your own. SasuNaru, non-con, AU, COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,607 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Speechless by thesewarmstars reviews
Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,942 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
How to Save a Life by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Returning to Hogwarts for his 7th year, Draco is horrified to realise he is in love with Harry Potter. Harry is consumed with guilt following the defeat of Voldemort and feels abandoned by his friends. Can Draco save him from himself? DH but not epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 246,473 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harbinger by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry is a demon with a mission. His assignment? To locate and retrieve his target before he runs out of time or irreparable damage is done to the mortal plane. HPDM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,288 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 4/28/2007 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8349 - Favs: 10,469 - Follows: 5,422 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tragic Canine Lovers by Living Paradox reviews
KibaNaru/NaruKiba Don't like, don't read. Rest of the summary is inside. I love my reviewers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 166,995 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Climbing Trees by Penguin reviews
Not many people knew that Draco Malfoy liked climbing trees. But only trees that allowed him to watch without being seen. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Wedding Date? by KakashiXIrukaLover reviews
Sequel to A Much Needed Vacation. Kakashi and Iruka arrive back from their trip. Kakashi is keeping a secret from Iruka who thinks Kakashi is cheating on him. Will it tear them apart? Will there be a wedding date set? Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Of Pixie Dust and Clapping Your Hands by point-of-tears reviews
Sure,he defeated Voldemort at 16. Sure he can play Quidditch. And sure,he can blow up a cauldron in Potions with the best of them. But when he wakes the first day of his seventh year to a startling surprise,Harry Potter realizes he doesn't do normal HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,794 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Softly Whispering 'I Love You' by Snape's Nightie reviews
After a devastating war and a turbulent courtship, Severus and Remus are supposed to be having a Happy Ever After. But fate is not quite finished with them yet. SSRL gay SLASH. Beware fluff and melodrama. Sequel to 'Salvage What You Can'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,305 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Kakashi Hatake by CrazyFrog07 reviews
When Naruto is suffering from a ramen withdrawal due to Kakashi forbiding ramen he gets bored and depressed. In his depressed state of mind he vows to get revenge on his sensei. It's 30 Way's to Annoy Kakashi Hatake...THE FANFICTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kakashi H.
Paths Taken by Laurenke1 reviews
Four years after the defeat of Voldemort Harry Potter once more returns to Hogwarts, only this time as a teacher. Will the Boy Who Lived face up to the many new challenges of new students, old teachers and possibly a new love? SSHP slash and AU warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,066 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Silent Confessions of the Obsessed by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 178 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What if the Akatsuki worked at WalMart? by KakashiXIrukaLover reviews
Did you ever think of what it would be like if the Akatsuki worked at Wal-Mart? This is my first attempt at a funny story. Rated M for language and a lot of making out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Whelp II The Wrath of Snape by jharad17 reviews
Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,346 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blind As Love by Riayu reviews
Two years ago Naruto got into a terrible accident and lost his eyesight. He moved away, living in an apartment for years. But his demons are more restless than ever and he's forced to return. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,073 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Situational Hazard by DetoxAngel reviews
PLEASE READ CH.24 AGAIN, IT'S THE EPILOGUE, NOT AN AUTHOR'S NOTE! KakaNaru FINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,455 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Closet Problems? Come to Mr Padfoot’s Closet L by rry reviews
Full tittle: Closet Problems? Come to Mr. Padfoot’s Closet Locksmithery! Remus is stuck in a closet with JAMES, and Sirius isn't happy about it. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Days Like These by Tinkering reviews
After seven years together Harry finally wants more from his relationship with Draco Malfoy.Unfortunately Draco isn't ready to give it and when it turns out it's too late, turns on him.Sev is there for him but it's not that easy to leave a Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,313 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Oath Breaker by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,987 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Our Mentors by His Spectacles reviews
Who knows best but our mentors? Even about sex? this story is written in response to JK's announcement that Dumbledore is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Summer Inheritance by Heather68 reviews
Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,156 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Safe House by thesewarmstars reviews
Set after just OotP. When both their lives are in greater than usual danger, Harry and Snape must live together in a secret location all summer for their own safety. How will they survive it? Simple—they’ll just have to get to know each other. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,108 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 4,360 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Born To Be Wild by Sailor Grape reviews
HPSS slash:: Getting caught in the rain, Harry is offered a ride from a stranger that turns out to be no stranger at all. So ensues rampant fluffiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 4,090 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Appointments Are Fun by darkalbino reviews
Damn, doctor appointments can be such a drag...but depending who your doctor IS, they can turn out quite fun...SasuNaru, M for hot, smutty sex loves
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tears of a Basilisk by Vetis reviews
Harry tells the true accounts of his Hogwarts adventures, revealing many shocking secrets. Slytherin!Harry, Character death, eventual MxM slash, slight noncon, lots of snarky humour, AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 134,465 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts Abandoned by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Four of the Escort Series. *cringe* Sorry about the angst. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three in the Escort Service Trilogy. Part One was cute, Part Two was slashy steaming hot, and Part Three should be a nice combination of the two. Friends can be such a problem. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,146 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Good Things Come to Those Who Date by rry reviews
it's all GothicTulip 's fault for saying [Good things come to those who wait] in her review for my other SiriRem story. This is for you! It takes place sometime after the fourthbook and before Sirius doesn't die in the fifth. RLSB porn you've been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Same Place, Different Time by Iago96 reviews
The usual Harry gets sent back in time to the Marauder's seventh year but with some unique twists of my own. Please R&R. HPSS SLASH Sequel now complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,917 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Circumstance by Libellule reviews
Snape’s position as a spy is compromised when Harry’s life is threatened. The beginnings of a journey together. NOT HBP COMPLIANT ch27 quote: Snape studied him seriously, his black eyes searching Harry’s green ones before saying, “I can do all those thi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,669 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bonds of Water by Heather68 reviews
Harry Potter has never been entranced by music before now, but he is willing to do anything to learn how to play the same melody, even if it means learning from Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,139 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco and Harrys' Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Two: The sequel to Draco's Escort Service where Draco is forced to save Harry's life with a kiss. Ever so slashy, slash, slashed... They find that being together is not as easy as they expected. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Siriusly Bored by P.A.R reviews
Sirius is ask to babysit a very young Harry, with one major restriction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Draco's Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy's job is to escort travelers through territory made perilous after the war. Harry Potter is forced to hire him, but his destination isn't quite what Draco had in mind. Fluffy slash romance. This has nothing to do with Vegas style escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Time and Place to Grow by VictorianChik reviews
After mistakenly flooing himself to Snape's home the summer after Sirius' death, Harry realizes that his potions master can take matters into his own hands, literally. Warning: This story does involve the spanking of teenagers. If you have a problem with
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 137,350 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Plaid by rry reviews
Sirius remembers how much he loves seeing Remus in plaid. Set sometime durring the fifth book. SBRL, slash, so no haten' k? cause you've been warned. inspired by a pair of pants
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Claustrophobia by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Dead Roses by MissJinny reviews
Snape suffers greatly at Voldemort's hand for a mission gone wrong. Now in reparations, will he get what he seeks to save himself or crumble and blow away? Stubborn Snape, seminice Malfoy Sr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 140,132 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Scar Tissue by Snape's Nightie reviews
Snape cannot believe his eyes. Surely the great Albus Dumbledore would never stoop to...that? A silly short fic. No warnings, no angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Captivation by Angelic Candy reviews
After the war,Harry attends a Quidditch Academy.He thinks his problems are over until he discovers Draco there. The animosity between them flares. And as their rivalry heats up, Harry realizes their relationship is morphing into something unexpected.H&D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 212,313 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Park Bench by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. A very short vignette: Harry and Draco revisit the place where their relationship started. Written to go with an illustration done for Frances Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Colt by Claggart reviews
Nothing about Harry is normal. Even for a centaur, his visions are scarily powerful. His attraction to the lone centaur Severus is also highly unusual. His journey to find answers is just beginning. REVISED AND REPOSTED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,427 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Kooks by Captain Oz reviews
AU, slash. Ah, meloves. SBRL. Remus comes home after vanishing for five years... but why did he go, and where has he been?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 6,992 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Obligatory Sequel by StarryGazer reviews
Sequel to “The Master Plan.” Slash. Now that Harry’s relationship with Severus is out in the open, they have more problems than they can shake a…wand at.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,604 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 3,698 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3357 - Favs: 6,223 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eternity On That Little Step by Eris Mackenzie reviews
“I’m leaving.” Those were the last words Draco said before he walked out of the door, two grey suitcases in his hands. Two grey suitcases for five years of their relationship. That had been three and a half weeks ago to the day. It was Thursday. [slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,509 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forsaken by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPDM - Wherein Dumbledore does the unforgivable, and is forsaken by his pawn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,363 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 8/2/2004 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2603 - Favs: 5,185 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5062 - Favs: 9,697 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Night To Remember by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Harry is devious, Ron has a very shocking night, and Draco enjoys himself immensely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
SixFeet Cold by Enivrement reviews
After six years of self imposed exile in the Muggle World, Harry returns to Hogwarts under the request of Albus Dumbledore. AU book5 some angst, some slash, some action, some music. [COMPLETED]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,651 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Thinking Outside the Box by Snitwick reviews
The first assignment Kakashi assigns his Philosophy class each year is a onepage paper on the word if. It's the first, last and only test he hands out. Who will pass it this year? KakaSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ghost of a Memory by Phoenix Boy reviews
HPSS. After killing Voldemort, Harry leaves the wizarding world for a few years before joining the university under a different name. Now he returns to teach at Hogwarts. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,109 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 4,021 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Salvage what you can by Snape's Nightie reviews
Two men who lost their youth, health and innocence through two wizarding wars are salvaging what they can of their lives. Rated M for past torture and future ...something else? SLASH RLSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,075 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Pink by AbstractConcept reviews
Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Completely Useless by Snape's Nightie reviews
POA time. During a blazing row, Snape calls Lupin ‘useless’. A miserable Remus sets about proving that he does have a talent. SLASH SSRL One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Voices of Wizards by Katie of Gryffindor reviews
WIP - To take the Hogwarts students' minds off the rise of You-Know-Who, the teachers institute a singing contest. Who'll sing? Who'll win? RR to see! CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR IS F I N A L L Y UP! The Contest is OVER! See who wins(slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,839 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Blood, Torture, and Witty Comebacks by sthana reviews
Our favorite Dark Lord gets his hands on Harry over the summer holidays. He plans to use Harry for nefarious purposes, but before that can happen, Harry must be 'conditioned'. Voldemort enlists his top-ranking Death Eaters to do the job... guess who's one
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,834 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 2/12/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
The Unlikely Hero by Claggart reviews
Severus Snape has to rescue Prince Harry from the evil dragon Voldemort. Adventure? Lots. Romance? Oh, definitely. Happy ending? Only one way to find out… NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,655 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by fantasylover12001 reviews
COMPLETE! Tired of Harry hiding his feelings for Draco, Hermione decides to take matters into her own hands and drags a reluctant Ron with her. Poor Harry and Draco are in for a tough year...established RHr, DH, mentions of SD, CG, and NL. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,550 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not Laughing Anymore by Tinkering reviews
SEQUEL TO STILL LAUGHING.Neville gets a potion right?Dumbledore bops by listening to his discman?Snape LAUGHS in front of a full Great Hall!WHAT IN HADES IS GOING ON!ONE-SHOT R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Still Laughing by Tinkering reviews
SEQUEL TO JUST A LITTLE LAUGH.Harry gets detention after Snape catches him in the middle of an 'insult game'.Boy-Who-Lived-To-Be-A-Salacious-And-Lewd-Imbecile almost spills the beans.ONE-SHOT R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Just A Little Laugh by Tinkering reviews
Harry's a depraved wanton slut...or so Snape says.No it's a game!Harry and his friends sit down to think up their professor's greatest insults...but guess who swoops in as Harry creates his masterpiece?ONE-SHOT R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lest I Wither by JiM1 reviews
An adult Harry needs Severus to save him from more than just a dose of untraceable poison. Slash.
New chapter: Strategy, Ron Weasley and domestic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,083 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Induction by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- A perhaps disturbing look at what one bitter man's obsession could lead to, and the unexpected results ... but for whom?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,924 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
The Pumpkin Juice Incident by Naadi reviews
A story in limerick verse. HxD Femslash. Possible prequel to The Mistletoe Incident. Harry and Draco find themselves in a frightening situation at the Halloween Feast.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Verisimilitude by Sailor Grape reviews
HPSS slash:: When Severus is poisoned, the search for an unknown cure undergoes as his body is put into a stasis. Five years later he is brought back to find that his entire world has been turned upside down--by Harry Potter! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,233 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Obsidian Rhapsody by Cobalt Violet reviews
This man was seduction personified. Sirius Black, a top agent for Lord Voldemort. Remus Lupin, an auror unwillingly sworn to save the fallen man. When a chance meeting throws them together, a dance of seduction begins.AU SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,712 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Not Enough Black Ink by Claggart reviews
“If I do it, then I don’t want money. I want you to pose for a drawing in whatever setting I choose.” Snape’s cheeks redden. At least he catches my meaning… HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Master Plan by StarryGazer reviews
SLASH. Complete. Harry is looking for the knowledge and training to survive the war. Only Severus Snape can give it. This is being edited for mistakes, and that is why the chapter titles and numbers don't match-I'll fix it someday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,919 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Balloon Trick by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Ron asks for help with party decorations from Harry and Draco, but Harry shows up with some weird, unexpected Muggle decorations. Silliness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
TwentyFive Galleons! by nerd-girl reviews
Valentines Day challenge. Harry and Severus are tricked into confessing a truth to their one true love. HPxSS mild slash. A one-shot mindless piece of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Silver Bells, Snowglobe Hell by weasleys-wizards-wheezes reviews
COMPLETE - Slash - SSHP Snape and Potter get trapped together inside an enchanted snowglobe of Hogwarts during the holiday season. How will they make it out of there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,520 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Forgotten Youth by Magami reviews
A broken Harry Potter mysteriously vanishing from the face of the Earth without so much as a trace left behind. A year later, a dark man suddenly appears at Hogwarts with a secret, he is not who he plays himself out to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Taking Away the Loneliness by Phantoms-of-the-Fiction reviews
COMPLETE! HPSS A night of detention leads to revelations that change Harry's feelings of hatred toward his professor. Chapter Fourteen now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,619 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 10/7/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Mistletoe Incident by Naadi reviews
A story in limerick verse. HxD slash. Draco commandeers the mistletoe and Harry sets out to put a stop to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Remember Your Heart by bramblerose-proudfoot reviews
COMPLETE! After Voldie's destruction, Harry takes Snape into his home to care for him. Can there be reconciliation? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,990 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wishes are for Dreamers by Yih reviews
[Complete HPxSS] AU. The Make A Wish Foundation grants wishes for terminally ill children. The day of Harry's 18th birthday, he gets a wish of a lifetime granted to meet his idol, his inspiration the musical prodigy, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,936 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Operation Attraction by Rynne Lupin reviews
*Complete!* Watch Sirius try to get Remus to fall in love with him. Features plotting!James, anxious!Sirius, and clueless!Remus. SLASH (Remus/Sirius)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Like It Like That by Yih reviews
COMPLETE. HPDM They may never like each other, but that doesn't stop them from shagging nonstop. For Draco, it's a release from the facade he's maintained. For Harry, it's the only piece of sweet ecstasy he can feel when his world is about to crash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,928 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sins Of The Children by Mel J1701 reviews
'He felt dead inside. He was so tired of it all.' In 1976, the attempted suicide of a boy at Hogwarts will haunt the lives around him and the very future itself... Spoilers ahead for OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Severus S.
Pledges by Amireal reviews
**COMPLETE** Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. SLASH HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,007 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Buried Life by Kalina Lea reviews
Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,330 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dragonweed by Penguin reviews
**Story complete** SLASH. The mind can create a Heaven of Hell and a Hell of Heaven. Draco and Harry had definitely not planned to fall in love, but their love is stronger than either of them expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,645 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/23/2002 - Published: 2/15/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moonlit Tears reviews
THIS FIC WILL SHORTLY BE REMOVED. IT WILL BE BACK UP AT A LATER DATE ONCE I HAVE COMPLETED IT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.