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Warriors Cat Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember Squirrelflight,

When the one I love, casts me away,

I'll remember Yellowfang,

When I can no longer stay,

I will think of Mosskit,

When someone dies young,

And I'll think of Berrynose,

When I must hold my tongue,

I will think of Breezepelt,

When I feel betrayed,

I will always think of Smudge,

When a cat is spayed,

I'll remember Leafstar,

When I am told I can't.

I'll remember Sharpclaw,

When I feel I should be the best.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. DON'T FORGET TO ADD YOUR NAME! KaidaThorn, Gingerstar14, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Cloudstar11, Icethroat21, HiddenMusic, catatheart, Jedi kittin, Hiddenfilly, Oo-Rainpath-oO, Pebblewish, M-Oislife, AcornpounceQueenOfDeKitties, SteamtipOfRiverclan, catspider12, awsomeguy2239

Pledge allegiance to the mask

That I'll carry a nectar in my flask

And anyone to diss PJO

I'll leave a bloody mess of you

For we are family you and I

3 tears for you we all shall cry

All day and all night our flags shall fly

The fandom army till the day we die

IF YOU LIKE PJO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. DONT FORGET TO ADD YOUR NAME! awsomeguy2239

AND WHO DOESN'T LOVE EEVEE!!!?

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Yeah I copy pasted this, what you gonna do about it?

Warriors references, and their meanings:

Pulling a Leafpool= illegally getting pregnant.

Pulling a Rusty= running away.

Pulling a Tallstar= changing your mind at the last second.

Pulling a Sol= predicting something without complete knowledge of it.

Pulling a Scourge= being defeated by your sibling.

Pulling a Bluestar= risking your life for the greater good.

Pulling an Ivypool= secretly betraying one group for another's good fortune.


Warriors

Don't you just hate Warriors stereotypes?

I'm a TOM, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter.

I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress.

I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak.

I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and disobey the warrior code.

I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.

I'm in a forbidden love, so it must end badly.

I am outside a Clan, so I must be a misguided fool.

I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be part kittypet or love having a Clan overrun with kittypets.

I'm an elder, so I must be cranky.

I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped.

I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water, so I must be weak and need the Clans' help for everything.

I hate kittypets in the Clans, so I must be a evil hater and not have a life.

I'm friends with another cat of the opposite gender, so I must be in love with them.

I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality.

I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue.

I am a medicine cat with kits, so the kits must be messed up.


Warriors Have Taught us These Things

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Cats can have accents.

Old people are funny.

If your girlfriend dies, the default response is to sleep with her sister.

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil.

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included.

Casual racism is socially acceptable. More severe racism is less approved of, but still allowed. Only outright genocide crosses the line.

Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

Good is cute, maybe handsome; Evil is sexy.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

It's possible to complain about anything.

The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.

All barn cats are weird.

Happy endings are completely unrealistic.

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more crazy.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.

Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. Yourself included.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

Just because someone has gone to that dark place down under doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway.

Most people would listen to Hitler if he was nice to them.

If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing!

Lying is the most evil thing ever.

The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

People who secretly like you make the best evil minions.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.

If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

Incest doesn't count if it isn't immediately noticeable.

If you're related to anyone important, chances are you'll have superpowers.

- From Empress Tansy's profile

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry, was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.

Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Skysong Angel, Sunmist, Iceshadow of ShadowClan, Featherleap, Petalwish, Starstrike1, Lilacstream99, Jay With Falling Feathers, FanficTo-A-T, Lucky Lark, Darkshadow, awsomegu2239

  1. On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
  2. On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?)
  3. On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)
  4. On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).
  5. On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
  6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought...??)
  7. On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
  8. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year old's with head colds off those forklifts.)
  9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I am taking this...because?)
  10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
  11. On packet of Nobby's peanut's Warning contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!)
  12. On an American Airlines package instructions Open packet eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
  13. I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly"
  14. On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

PJO Fan Oath

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others

I promise to remember Zoe

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go.

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision..

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

No He doesn't Need a Memory...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember The Heroes of Olympus

wherever I may go...

Gods Pledge

I promise to remember Ares

Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena

Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet

For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon

Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus

Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera

Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite

Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo

When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis

When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades

When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter

Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus

When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus

When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia

When someone's smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to Remember The Gods

Wherever I may go...

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Olympians know!

I promise to remember Rick Riordan

for making these awesome characters!

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

So it will be missed

By the Demi-gods,

And the Mortals.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (Country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), roxassoul (America), Sage Nicholson (USA), awsomeguy2239 (USA)


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