Name: Moustache :

Age: Uh... OLDER THAN YOU :U

Gender: Well, I would think it were obvious...

Alright, so I have an issue with finishing stories xD And getting bored with profiles o: In the span of 3 years, I've had 4 profiles, have written 30 stories and have only finished one chapter-story. It's a nasty habit.

I'm in love with turning characters against their will, or making them evil... With the exception of Evil Naruto. THE ENTIRE SERIES is about how even thought he's been through the deepest pits of hell, he still finds the room in his heart to love and protect and all that. Oh, dudes. There's something swicked about the thought of a character turning into an animal or some shit... OR MAYBE doing something that totally hurts the ones they love? Yeah= Best types of stories, my good sir.

I'm a really speech oriented person, and thrive on opinions and feedback. Since I'm so people pleaser-y, I love reviews, becuase, depending on what they say, I usually end up changing my story to suit the readers.

As I'm typing this, my cat is shredding my back with his claws. FUCKIN' A, KITTYCAT x[

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

COUGH. Well, obviously the egg. I'm thinking that over time, one creature kept evolving and eventually, from an egg came a malformed hatchling that resembled the modern day chicken, and it kept reproducing and passing on mutated genes ]

Or you could follow the biblical belief: *POOf* "Hey lookit that! Let's call it a chicken :D"

"If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

Okay, FIRST OF ALL: If no one is around, how the hell do you know the tree fell in the first place? One day you're just sitting at home watching cartoons(because you have nothing better to do) and all of a sudden, you just KNOW a fucking tree fell. Mkay.

SECONDLY: It doesn't matter whether or not we're there to hear it. The vibrations from the impact of the Tree hitting le ground would produce sound waves no matter.

"Do you have any special talents?"

Heh, WELL *smooths hair* I happen to know how to blow glass ;D

"Do you enjoy writing?"

Nah, bro. I constantly torture myself by writing all these lame stories in self-punishment for that one time when I was young and swallowed a baby bird. -_-

"You have pretty shoulders :D"

Awe, dude. So do you, man xD Thanks!

Dudes! Write me questions, and I'll answer them as best I can! I love reviews and questions, and I love answering them xD PLEASE, for the love of christ, do it ]