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Joined 06-03-16, id: 7917852, Profile Updated: 01-11-17
Author has written 5 stories for How to Rock, Girl Meets World, Mean Girls, Heathers, and Wicked.

fickin and here 2 win. my hobby is bein gay n i would probably betray u in the hunger games. also??? let me post pictures on my profile so u can get a glimpse at my True Nature 2k16.

name: ali

age: sixteen

pronouns: they/them for now, she/her if you must

orientation: arospectrum lesbian


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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile and add some stereotypes. (Bolded ones apply to me.)

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I've been/am a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.

I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports

I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO

I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT

I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY

I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN

I have/do SELF-HARM(ED) so I MUST be a whiny emo.

I have/had an EATING DISORDER so I MUST hate myself

I've been/go to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.

I'm BIPOLAR so I MUST be an unstable, dangerous, freak.

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Animals and Boq and Chairs, Oh My reviews
The alphabet, according to the Thropp sisters at least. / or: 26 one shots about the thropp sisters, alphabetized for your convenience. each chapter has its own summary with a list of characters, ships, and warnings. — multiship (mostly bessa, fiyerabra, and gelphie)
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Boq, Elphaba T., Glinda U., Nessarose T.
the garden of eden was built for you and me reviews
AU He kisses her in the crowded hall to celebrate their sins, not because he loves her. She kisses back to reaffirm the deed. / or: heather chandler is surprisingly willing to play bonnie and clyde. — chanduke, platonic trenchcoatscrunchie (tw: sexual assault, ed, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, canon typical terribleness)
Heathers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2016 - [Heather C., Heather D.] Jason D./JD, Heather McNamara - Complete
Rip Her to Shreds reviews
At this point, she knows Regina's story about how their friendship ended better than she knows the halftorah. / or: really, janis should have seen that coming. — janis/regina (tw: homophobia, r slur, bullying, cheating, misogyny, ed mention)
Mean Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2016 - [Janis I., Regina G.] Gretchen W., Karen S. - Complete
the g word reviews
She's either homophobic or in love with her best friend (neither sounds great). / or: maya gets a girlfriend who isn't riley matthews and riley doesn't take it well. — rilaya (tw: cheating)
Girl Meets World - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2016 - [Riley M., Maya H.] OC - Complete
played out reviews
It started with a whisper and ended with a bang. / or: molly knows it's like something out of some crappy lesbian porno but that doesn't stop her from saying yes. — molly/grace (tw: homophobia)
How to Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2016 - [Grace K., Molly G.] - Complete