Name: MistressTriss, I'd preferred to be referred as Mis or Triss in shout outs or PM's.

Gender: Obviously female if you can not tell from my stories.

Age: Adult, thank you very much

Sakura is my favorite character to write about, hands down. I will pair her up with any one except Lee (sorry just on principle) and Naruto (incest in my opinion.

Before you read, please don't yell or complain towards me for ignoring my other stories. I'm sorry but as of right now they are on Haitus until further notice. I've had to trash my plans for all of them because I fucked up. I am trying my hardest to fix them though. I might have to completely rewrite each and every story I have on file. I'm sorry.

I'm gonna post story ideas I have that I would personally like written and will try at one point or another...Possibly.

Summary One: Roots of the cherry tree

Rating would be T or M.

Sakuro (male Sakura story) Gender bending lots of it.

"Son your job is to get close to the Uchiha family." Danzo told his pink haired boy, "Hai, Tou-san." The little five year old nodded softly. All he ever knew were the plans on making the Uchiha women beg on their knees. They were his priority. His only goal. Make a new Uchiha family. After all the others were to be wiped out.

Status: Won't start until I finish one of my other stories.

Summary three: That damned book

Rated T or M for language content.

Slightly Insane/Extremely Paranoid Sakura

"What the hell is this?" She asked herself plucking out a book from between the rocks. Flipping through the pages her completion turned sheet white, maybe she shouldn't have gone so far out to look for food during her class survival trip Iruka-sensei had planned. Then maybe she wouldn't have found this book and wouldn't be in so much danger and now neck deep into the Konoha political system.

Status: Won't start until after one of the other stories of mine is complete.

Summary four: Breeding

Rated M

Root!Sakura

Danzo got to her before Tsunade, "You're weak, almost completely useless. Let me fix you." He had seen her amazing chakra control, her brilliant mind and wanted her, "Don't worry, your in good hands now."

Status: Won't start until I get halfway done with either Love and Warfare or Mommy Sakura.

Summary five: My Akatsuki

Rated T or M for language and maybe some innuendos.

Insane Sakura

Sakura had been normal for the most part, that was up until she killed Sasori. Now as the Akatsuki are slowly killed one by one they start showing up as voices inside her head. Well that wasn't true, her first 'visitor' was this man named Madara who had been with her since she could remember. He had explained that the Akatsuki was his idea and to make sure the idea didn't die she had been 'marked' with the seal to contain the Akatsuki's souls when they were dead and he wants nothing more than for her to become the Hokage, or the Kage of any hidden country.

Summary six: Inner strength

Rated ??

Slightly insane Sakura, and OC

Sakura in the manga had created herself an Inner to help cope with things around her, but what if her 'creation' was an exhausted spirit from a very distant past? She probably shouldn't have done that, probably shouldn't have listened to her either.

Status: Working on it now.

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters ((in no order)) and answer the questions!

1. Sakura

2. Gaara

3. Neji

4. Shikamaru

5. Itachi

6. Kisame

7. Hidan

8. Kurenai

9. Deidara

10. Sasori

11. Konan

12. Ino

1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

Kisame/Konan? Not yet, but I've seen fan pics of the two of them.

2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Shikamaru is my definition of hot...errr well below Gaara and Neji but ten times Sasuke's hotness (I won't deny his allure to the ladies either)

3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ino and Kurenai? Well not sure how that would be preformed but their baby would be very cute. Just I think the pairing would be Kurenai getting Ino pregnant...Now I want to find one of these stories...

4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Any Deidara fics? Just take a look at my favorites list. He's bound to appear there some time.

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Gaara and Kisame? Um...well I guess they could make a good couple...I just don't see them interacting much beyond Kisame's 'kill order' basically sucking his demon out of his navel.

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Itachi/Deidara or Itachi/Sasori? Hm, Itachi and Deidara would make a good angst one or something along those lines...I don't really see Deidara getting over his dislike of Itachi that easily though...So Itachi and Sasori it is...even then it seems impossible too.

7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Hidan walked in on Gaara and Ino having sex? I um hmmm, he'd probably tell Gaara he's doing it wrong and turn it into a two way S&M session...

8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Neji and Sasori?

He thought the red head was dead. But then again didn't he himself die? So why was it that the two of them were together and how is it that the red head had his full attention by blowing bubbles with that pink mess called gum?

9.) Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Sakura and Kurenai? Probably some where yes...Have I read it not really... I think I'll go look for it though.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Hidan and Ino? My little prisoner.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Honestly I read this really hot story about Shikamaru talking to her in his smart tone and she kept getting turned on because he was so smart and well when he figured out what he was doing to her...haha he started to drive himself insane to the point he gave up trying to go around it and seduced her.

12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Probably not... Most of my friends don't like Naruto and or don't know what it is.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read, write or draw Eleven?

Please refer to the answer above.

14.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Gaara/Shikamaru/Itachi...That's a lot of guy and no they wouldn't, but do you think they'd let me join?

15.) What might Ten scream at the moment of great passion?

Um Sasori doesn't scream...if anything he'd be annoyed, "Don't keep me waiting." Oh that would be hot if he was already naked waiting for me on the bed... -Drool-

16.) If you wrote a song fic about Eight, which song would you use?

Kurenai? Hmmm I'd probably use Guardian Angel by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. I'd write it about her thinking about Asuma. So cute :3

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sakura/Kisame/Ino...Cat fights, sex, and gore...rated MA.

18.) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Sasori on Gaara?

“Become my puppet?"

19.) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Konan would explain it like this 'I don't know them.' With a shrug.

20.) How emo is Seven?

Hidan? I don't think he is emo just masochist. He gets turned on getting hurt...Well I guess he could be considered emo since he does hurt himself on purpose...this is too complicated.