Real Name: If you don't know it, then you probably don't need to.
Age: Old enough to be able to type properly.
Height: 5'5
Weight: More than my mother, less than my father.
Gender: Female
Personality: Most readers will have arrived at this page through my stories. If that is the case, let me assure you that an accurate portrait of my character can be inferred from my narratives - much more accurate, I believe, than I can sum up in a paragraph.
Interests: I enjoy reading, writing, drawing, and yaoi.
Pet Peeves: For every item I enjoy, I have a thousand pet peeves that correspond. My three biggest FanFiction.net pet peeves are:
3. Crack pairings not written as a crack pairing.
2. Authors' refusal to admit their original characters are flat (Some of my favourite stories involve Mary-Sue, but they are written consciously by the author)
1. A total or partial ignorance of the spell and grammar checker.