Disclaimer:
I Own Nothing. Not a single paragraph, sentence, word, or punctuation mark. If you recognize it, then it probably came from somewhere else. For anything else, which may seem original, I have read hundreds if not thousands of Harry Potter based fanfics. At this point it’s extremely difficult, if not impossible, to separate out what truly is my own creation and what came from someone else’s fic. So while I would truly love to give credit where it is due, it would be impossible for me to do so at this point. If you see something here that you think you recognize from something you’ve written then thank you for taking the time to write it and for allowing me and everyone else to enjoy more time in the Harry Potter world. Oh, and please drop me a line letting me know what fic you think I’ve gotten an idea from and I’ll let you know if I’ve read it, and if I haven’t then I probably will.

About Me:
I am a redneck, a hillbilly, a ghetto-thug, a gangsta, a pimp, a stoner, a smoker, a drinker, satanic agnostic, a male chauvinist pig, married with child, a headbanger, an academic, an engineer, a programmer, moderately read, moderately traveled, a diligent worker, a lazy lay-about, curious, apathetic, perverted, conservative, patriotic, intelligent, moronic, philosophical, a Christian, a Juggalo, a writer, a lover of music, a hater of television, an inventor, a thinker and a doer. And probably several other things that escape me at the moment. After working your way through all of that you may think you have an idea about what sort of person I am. And you're probably wrong. It's all good though, talk to me and we'll see if we can clear up any confusion. I don't bite unless asked to or provoked.