My name is Kakaira the Vampire Elf, I am best friends with Zora (Arin Blaire =D), and Midna and together we form GLARKNOD!!!!!!!!!!!

The best fiction couples in the world are:

1)Claire and Shane, 2) Dimitri and Rose, 3) Buffy and Spike, 4) Willow and Tara, 5) Evil Willow and Evil Xander, 6) Cordelia and Angel, 7) Kaitlyn and Gabe, 8) Hermoine and Ron, 9) Elphaba and Fiero, 10) Kate and Leopold, 11) Ang and Katara, 12) Clary and Jace, 13) Mutt and Kayla, 14) Thirrin and Osken, 15) Megan and Luke, 16) Jules and Connor, 17) Lorelai and Luke, 18) Rory and Jess, 19) Dracula and Elizabeth, 20) Carlos and Damali, 21) Yuki and Kaname, 22) Kayley and Garret, 23) Gigi and Alex, 24) Celine and Michael, 25) Hodgins and Angie, 26)Jen and Kira and last but not least 27) Bones and Booth!!!!!

I enjoy traveling to the land of OZ, I have a ton of Muchkin friends and you know what, I am taller than all of them! Muh wahahahahahahah!!!!!!

I don't get why people watch baseball, what's the attraction, a bunch of sweaty men, running around in circles... Oh I get it now! (Arin says HAHAHA)

I swear to drunk I am not God.

Twitches and butt cracks TEE HEE!

So You Think You Can Dance has the cutest couple ever! Kent and Lauren are epic and they aren't even going out, they just rock the stage so hard it hurts!

Man: Favorite real couple go!

Woman: Theres a real couple? Wow! I thought the best were all in print!

So, I was sitting at my computer, watching old cartoons and realized that Fred Flintstone is really fat and that Wilma could do much better! Just, thought I'd share that. He's also a real prehistoric pig!

The Phantom of the Opera is truly just a sad, lonely, unloved little brat. Who takes what he wants. His mind works likes a 5 year-olds as in"If i don't get a lollypop, you don't get a lollypop."

I have found that even though Harry Potter is good with Ginny, he is better with Snape because of the love/hate relationship! It is the same thing as Buffy and Spike!

The best musicals are:

1) Shrek 2) Spring Awakening 3) A Very Potter Musical 4) Wicked 5) everything else 6) Phantom of the Opera (I just detest that show!)