Hey everyone.

My name is Angela and I am from the state of Maine or, as I like to call it, the most devastatingly awful place on earth. You may be wondering why I feel this way; surely there are worse places in the world. Places overrun with disease and famine perhaps? Well this stunning realization came to me this morning when, as I was walking outside on my way to school, I was very nearly attacked by a wild turkey. Really, a turkey.

What, may I ask, is the world coming to?