28 meme thing from LJ centered completely on everyone's favorite grumpy, trigger-happy weapon specialist-turned-pick up truck Ironhide. rated T to give myself wiggle room.

After Optimus discovers that the Allspark managed to rebirth inside a human female, he does everything in his power to keep her from falling into the hands of the Decepticons, even if it means giving up his own spark to make sure she is safe. Movieverse

2007 movie After receiving the message from Optimus; Kup and Hot Rod head to earth. Others will show up later. Hot RodxOC

This is Optimus' story, from sparkling to mature mech as he journeys through the stars to find his true home. See inside for full story summary. Chapter 22 We meet Sentinel and Thea's new son as they have now moved. Sparkling cuteness!

To touch the Prime was forbidden, punishable by death. But on a new world with everything changed, Ironhide finds himself hard-pressed to remember his place as the Prime's bodyguard. 2007 movie universe.

Optimus Prime deals with the aftermath of an ill-considered choice. 2007 Movie Universe

TAAO-companion-fic.'07 movie-verse. The Decepticons are gone. The Seekers have defected. The Autobots have new allies. Well that's nice. What happens now?

G1 era; Optimus Prime meets with Huffer and discovers there's more to the cynical minibot that would appear.

PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...

-07movieverse- Because not all things that die stay dead. As the Autobots discover...

Set in the 2007 movieverse. Prowl arrives on Earth and is told of Jazz's fate. The entire one shot is told through Bumblebee's POV. Warning: tissues may be required.

As the last Prime dies he casts a blessing to his twin heirs, but a curse is also placed on them, only one can remain to ensure hope, the other must fall into darkness. Light ROTF speculation.

MOVIEVERSE Sam introduces Bumblebee to Roger Hargreaves world of Mr Men and Little Miss. With predictable results... Short and sweet.

A silly story about what would happen if Optimus Prime and Megatron had to switch jobs for a week. A comedy that shouldn't be taken serious. . .EVER. Complete. There will be no more.

Just as the title says. What foolhardy, shocking, funny lines do the Transformers never say on air? Or ever, in fact? Look here and see! Rated T for some Cybertronian profanity/innuendo. Sparklings are warned.

Set in several universes. How do you avoid getting killed by a psychopathic robt? How do you remain on the good side of some. Want to know your limitations? Don't fear! This guide will protect you from losing limbs and your life! Read bottom for details.

They had been feared enemies. Now all one had to do was utter one word. One simple little, single syllable word... 2007 Movieverse. Ironhide, Sam, Constructicons

G1. Optimus Prime needs help. Only Sparkplug can give it.

G1; HYSTERICAL! The fuel crisis hits the Autobots hard, so they all get 'second jobs'. Anything that can go wrong - WILL! Past Chapter 2 - each one is a funny 'one-shot' featuring different bots! This will continue until I run out of Autobots...

One-shot. Just a silly crossover fic between Monty Python and Transformers. Enjoy! Parodies the Black Kight skit.

T for now. Dr. Gregory House is a pill popping narcissist. Autobot CMO Ratchet has all the bedside manners of a Cobra. Dr. Perry Cox has the temperament of a 2 year old. Will they survive and work together or kill one another? TF/Scrubs/HouseMD crossover

Pre-G1. Prequel to "Wonderwall". How did two mechs as close as Soundwave and Jazz end up as enemies? A look back at their times together on Cybertron.

Just as the title says - a 100-strong list of common and weird symptoms of Transformers addiction. Read on inside! *Revised January 2015*

Ironhide goes out for some alone time ...and runs into Starscream. He is left in a few pieces after the ordeal. Now he's hiding something, and only Optimus knows. Now he has to look past his pride.It's a race for his life. Chapt 1 POV all other not.

[G1, AU] A discovery in the Egyptian deserts reveals a race that lived and fought on Earth long before the Transformers ever awoke: a race that may have far more to do with the Cybertronians than they first thought, heralding an ancient grudge and war.

-07movieverse- One of the Autobots doesn't like earthquakes.

This is a story of two brothers,Optimus and Megatron.We see them start off as two loving brothers.But through a series of events that are beyond their control we see them drift further and further apart.ch11Megs is in for a shock when sparring withhis bro

It was his job as a sharpshooter to take down targets and make sure they stay down. But this time, why can't Bluestreak pull the trigger? ::More Than A Leader series::

In an attempt to cheer Windcharger up, Trailbreaker, Cosmos and Brawn drag him to a wrestling show. Things head south very quickly. No, this story doesn't take itself very seriously at all.

Someone suggests a paintball fight to the autobots... unknowing of the chaos that would soon ensue.... rated for complete crack.. seriously.. you're brain's gonna die.. and transformer cussing.

One has to wonder why exactly Bonecrusher attacked a mech larger and far stronger than himself. Was it just hatred? Or something more...?

This is a tale of how the loud Blaster fell in love with music. How he searched for that missing part of him that was the rhythum of life. Part of my new mini sereis, Origins of the Transformers! Written for Thoughts in Chaos

Bumblebee as a baby. Need I say more? Warning: EXTREME CUTENESS!