...hey. i'm rhubarb. i'm a socially awkward blob who's kinda tomboyish and ambiverted. i love writing but i'm not that confident in myself. however, it means a ton when you read my stories, and i love seeing reviews. i hope you enjoy them.

list twelve of your favorite characters from any book, ocs, etc. in any particular order. (from annabethjeanchase)

okay.

1) peter parker

2) thor odinson

3) loki laufeyson

4) natasha romanoff

5) wanda maximoff

6) pietro maximoff

7) shuri

8) clint barton

9) tony stark

10) morgan stark

11) pepper stark

12) michelle jones

(...I can't put all of my favorites in here...)

1) have you ever read a 6/11 fic? do you want to?

pietro and pepper? have never read one, don't really want to.

2) do you think 4 is hot? how hot?

nat? i honestly don't really care about that. i like her because she's such an amazing, complex, beautiful character and i'm so excited for black widow coming out may first, twenty-twenty.

3) can you recall any fics about 9?

plenty.

4) would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

thor and pietro? honestly, no.

5) 5/9 or 5/10? why?

wanda and tony just because morgan is way too young.

6) what would happen if 7 saw 2 and 12 kissing?

if shuri saw thor and mj kissing? i can't even see that happening. she would tell peter.

7) make a summary for a 3/10 fic.

loki and morgan... that's not even happening. no.

8) is there such a thing as 1/8 fluff?

probably? if prank wars count.

9) suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

shuri and mj... okay, but i actually really like the mishuri ship. same as another.

10) do you or any of your friends draw 11?

i wish. pepper's so underrated.

11) would you or any of your friends write 2/4/5?

thor, nat, and wanda? nah.

12) if you were to write a songfic about 8, what song would you pick?

about clint... well, obviously it would be either main attraction or the thinking out loud parody.

13) if you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

peter, pietro, and mj? warning, not much pietro since peter and mj are canon.

14) when was the last time you wrote/read a fic about 5?

about wanda... well, i'm going to go find one.

15) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 and 9 run off together. 1, heartbroken, briefly dates 11 and 12 (which doesn't end well for any of them), then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3. what title would you give this fic?

okay... peter and shuri (yes, i ship), shuri runs off with tony (wait, what?). peter dates pepper (?!), and mj (that makes sense), and then listens to wanda (who's pretty much a teenager as well) and falls in love with loki (?!). this makes no sense... *head explodes*

16) how would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

shuri and clint? uh, weirded out since clint has a family and shuri is young.

17) would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

loki and shuri... not couple, but friends? yes.

18) how would 9 react if 11 died?

remembers endgame* well, tony and pepper were fine there, but i've read fics and would guess that tony would be absolutely heartbroken, especially if it was in the decimation and he lost peter and pepper. *remembers the end of endgame* shi-

19) who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?

pietro and tony or thor and nat? neither. i don't like any of those.

20) who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6 or 7?

loki, pietro, or shuri? shuri, obviously. but loki is a close second, and pietro's close too. ...i love marvel way too much.

21) write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

about wanda and tony... hmm. maybe something about the raft? or tony taking wanda in like he did with peter? i really don't know.

22) in a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre be?

thor and clint... oh my loki. humor. probably clint pulling a bunch of pranks on thor becuase thor doesn't understand us midguardians.

23) which is more likely to happen: 1 killing 2 or 9 killing 5?

peter killing thor or tony killing wanda? i mean, peter probably couldn't kill thor. so tony killing wanda.

24) what if 7 and 4 kissed?

if shuri and nat kissed? nat's too old for shuri, so it would have to be a dare or something.

25) where would 2 bury a treasure?

on asgard. in the vault. and then loki would find it.

26) 3 and 7 get into a fight. who resorts to violence first?

loki. he pulls out his knives and stabs my meme queen.

27) 1 is kidnapped by 3, who demands a ransom of $10,000 from 5. would 5 pay up?

of course! wanda would get it from tony and tony would be willing to do anything for peter- wait, everyone loves peter. even loki. why would loki kidnap him?

28) who is stronger, 6 or 4? who would win in a battle?

nat or pietro... pietro does have superpowers, but nat's a great spy. i honestly think that nat would just hold her arm out and clothesline pietro.

29) who is 3's secret love/crush?

hmm... i don't know. i know thor's is pop tarts, but i'm not sure about loki.

30) can 2 juggle?

oh my loki... thor juggling would be a beautiful disaster.

31) 1 is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. do they accept?

no. peter is loyal to mj.

32) what is 5's biggest fear?

losing pietro. then losing vision. and now i have no idea. i wasn't even sure in the first place.

33) a meteor is about to hit the planet. can 2, 4 and 7 stop it?

can thor, nat, and shuri stop a meteor? yes.

34) is 10 single? if so, who would date them? if not, who will they date next?

is morgan single? of course! and she can't date until she's in high school because she is a smol bean and i love her and the actress who plays her, lexi rabe, is getting bullied and it makes my heart hurt.

35) 2 walks in on 6 and 7 waltzing. what does 2 do?

thor walks in on pietro and shuri waltzing. why are pietro and shuri waltzing in the first place?

36) 2 and 4 go to the movies. what do they go see?

thor and nat watch something that will teach thor about midguardians. or they watch one of the mcu movies because that's funny, or... the bee movie.

37) you are attacked by 1, 3 and 6. do you survive?

frick no. peter wouldn't kill me, but loki would stab me and pietro would run fast enough that we pull seven g's and i die.

38) what is 4's favorite color?

i honestly don't know. definitely not red, since the red room.

39) can 7 sing? what's their favorite genre?

shuri? i would guess the stuff of today, like billie eilish, imagine dragons, panic! at the disco, stuff like that. and i like to think that she can sing.

40) a vampire bites 2, and 4 sees. what does 4 do?

nat just asks thor if he's okay, and thor says that he's fine and gets pop tarts.

41) 4, 5 and 10 attack 2 and 3. who wins?

nat, wanda, and pepper attack thor and loki. i think thor and loki win.

42) 7 and 12 are in a prank war. who wins?

shuri and mj? well, they actually recruit peter, clint, and loki, and then team up against the rest of the avengers and win.

43) who does 6 like better, 2 or 9?

pietro likes wanda better than both of them since they were twins.

44) who would you rather be your teachers (pick 2) out of 1, 5, 8, 9 and 12?

out of peter, wanda, clint, tony, and mj? well, i want tony or peter becuase they're geniuses and and mj because she's a queen.

45) 2 has stolen your hairbrush. what do you do?

film thor as he brushes his 'beautiful golden locks'. hey, he's goldilocks.

46) you've had the worst day ever: you fell asleep in class and got detention, didn't have any of your homework done, and broke it off with your best friend. you walk into your room, grounded by your parents because of your "attitude," and find 3 rummaging through your stuff. what do you do?

i'm too scared to fall asleep in class or miss doing homework. i probably would be sad that me and my best friend weren't friends anymore but i wouldn't be crying since i really don't cry. my parents don't believe in grounding, and i would just tell loki to get out and call mj or something.

47) 3 and 6 are in a triathlon. who wins?

loki versus pietro... i want to say pietro.

48) 10 finds 4 and 9 in a closet with a rubber ducky. what happens?

morgan finds loki and tony... she just asks if the duck is for her bath.

49) why would 3 break into 10's house?

loki breaking into morgan's house? because tony banned loki from being friends with morgan but they have a secret friendship anyway.

50) if 1 and 9 had to decide on a pet, what would they get?

peter and tony... irondad and spiderson... they would get a dog and name him robert.

fanfictions:

tmnt-

'it's not just you' (complete)

'mental health' (complete)

mcu-

'what i found in you' (every other day updates)

'before another' (the prologue is out, no idea when updates are coming)

'avengers one-shots that are crap (mostly irondad and spiderson)' (infrequent updates)

'avri & avengers one-shots' (coming out after 'what i found in you' is done)