Hey people who randomly decided to look at my profile. What's up?

Okay, so yes, a few things about me before we get started with the normal profile blah blah blah. I have pretty good grammar and spelling, I like to use some slang here and there, I'm not afraid to criticize people but I'm not a mean person, I love to read and write, but I suck at actually finishing a story I write, and sometimes forget my username and or password. (which means I might be writing stories or additional chapters but might be unable to post them.

Most of what I do write, is totally MATURE CONTENT. Yeah so shoot me, I'm an adult and it's not a crime. That's also mostly what I read. No I'm not a pervert, I read other peoples M's to get new ideas for my own. Anybody (intelligent that is) will tell you that if you're going to make a horror movie, watch all the other horror movies you can get your hands on.

If I think of anything else, I might update this at a later date, but for now, this will do. If you actually read this, then thanks for reading I guess.

I have some authors to recommend too! If you are a fan of the anime Ghost Hunt, check out Sightless Dreamer. Their fanfics are so awesome! But if you're into some yaoi, or yuri, or just an amazing lemon, onecelestialbeing has some of the most incredible stories out there. =)

I love to cook and bake too, so if you want to know any good recipe ideas... you can just PM me. Cookies are my forte! But I can do dinner, lunch, and breakfast too! (Dessert is always best though!) =)

I also have a passion for designing outfits, even if I can't draw. I can do stick figures! (art skills, 7%. 7% ceramic and culinary skill.) If it just happens that one of you reading this is a fashion designer, I will pelt you with ideas. =)

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And now that I have story of my own up, please don't forget to read it!!!