Markeytseia: We are two different peoples. Close on Markeytseia, she runs around with a camera a la Mark Cohen from RENT. Get the name? MARKeytseia!!! You didn't get it!! AHAHAHAH!! YOU DIDN'T GET IT!! I RULE ALL! *Moureeneeaaa smacks her over the head* Sorry...

Moureeneeaaa: I take over now! *grabs the laptop* Hiyee!!! *starts singing* Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome! Anyway, I love Maureen! I'm mostly like her only I'm alot more hyper cause I'm a Mountain Dew addict. I love Mountain Dew...I also love Ewan McGregor & Cabaret & The Producers & almost every other Broadway show & independent films & Kids In The Hall & sugar & unicorns & pretty colors & soft teddy bears & Sailor Moon plushies & anarchy, revolution, justice, screaming for solutions, forcing changes, risk & danger, making noise & making pleas! *Markeytseia climbs up on a table & dances spastically singing La Vie Boheme* Well, anyway we love RENT most of all!! Markeytseia wants to make love to Mark even though he SO is with Roger!

Markeytseia: *steals the laptop* No!! He's my property!! MUHAHAHAHA! That means I own him and all of his current lovers! Which means, I kinda own Roger which could prove useful...*stares off into space dreamily*

Moureeneeaaa: *slaps her* STOP IT!! BAD!!! So anyway, is that it?? Oh yes!!

Markeytseia & Moureeneeaaa: *singing* A HUNDERED, YES A HUNDRED, YES A HUNDRED YELLOW RIBBONS!! *the Friends theme song starts playing as they frolic about a fountain*