Basically just a series of one-shots, songfics and other various odds and ends. Contains; humor, crack, Nyotalia, 2p!Hetalia, cross-overs, the occasional Oc and maybe even zombies! T because... Well, T is a nice letter, okay?

Lukas Bondevik wasn't the one for a one night stand. Mathias Kohler wasn't the one to break a promise. But everyone has to face their faults. After all, no one can stop death.

Matthew is constantly being bullied in school. This time it went too far. He was almost raped. Thankfully, Alfred was there to save him. Now at home he wants to make Matthew feel ALL better. Soon enough, though, one thing leads to another and they end up having sex. Matthew and Alfred fall head over heels in love with each other. One problem though. They're both... BROTHERS!

18-year-old Lovino Vargas finds himself wondering an awful lot about his roommate, Antonio Fernandez-Carriedo, and he continues wondering up until the two unexpectedly meet in the college shower-room. Rated M for lemon. Human AU, college setting, one-shot.

A disclaimer that this has nothing to do with the actual Italian mafia, which i no laughing matter. Fill for kink meme. Enjoy.

After breaking up with his tyrannical and absolutely insane girlfriend, Nikolai finds that maybe it's time to do some soul searching. Fortunately for him, the new Romanian transfer student came just in time to help. High school! BulgariaXRomania YAOI

0/w/0 Title is self-explanatory. This contains explicit material, yaoi, and guess what? LEMON. Don't like, don't read. You've been warned. Feliciano is craving again, and he happens to run into his friend Ludwig. Blood will be the main course tonight.

Alfred invited Arthur to stay after their world meeting. While at home, Alfred makes them both milkshakes and decide to start a little contest that ends up in a sticky mess that both of them would need to wash off. USUK, human names used, and rated M for obvious yaoi reasons. Spoiler: Shower smex.

Unable to accept his position in life, Alfred spends his life trying to hide his genetics from a hierarchical society. He's doing so well until he is quite literally sniffed out by a police chief who makes him doubt hiding in the first place. UKUSUK; OmegaVerse; No mpreg ;u;

Noble Herakles never did follow the norm for someone of his stature, and after he met Kiku, that was even more doubtful. Noble!Greece x Servant!Kiku, Giripan. M for obvious reasons, AU.

First published on Deviant Art My novel length Hetalia AU of fairy tales and mayhem. Tons of different pairings. UsUk, PruCan, Gerita, Spamano, Rose Glasses, Geripan, DenNor, SuFin Mostly comedy, some smut in the later chapters If you like Disney fairy tales and twisted takes on them, then you should like this. Rated M for a reason.

Matthew Williams just moved to a new town, and thinks he won't have any friends, but boy is he wrong. He befriends the school's 'bad boy', Alfred F. Jones. However, Alfred has a big secret. They both struggle with feelings, single fathers, and school life. Goth!Canada and Cutter!America. UsCan, yaoi, self harm, human names used, M for language and subject matter.

I suggest you listen to The Stereotype Song by Your Favorite Martain before you read this. In which Prussia and Canada pull a prank. Established PruCan. I don't own Hetalia.

Matthew and Gilbert have always been on their own, avoiding most people. Gilbert had Antonio and Francis of course, and Matthew had his brother Alfred. Nothing was the same once they finally met. Human names used, T for Lovino/Romano and Gilbert/Prussia... PruCan, Spamano, USUK and maybe some other pairings

Matthew has a zit, and Gilbert REALLY wants to pop it. Highschool AU Clearly a BL PruCan story. Oneshot

2P Omega!verse fanfic. Alfred is an orphaned omega who falls into the clutches of Arthur and Ivan. The two men run a shady business and Alfred far too trusting in a world this cruel. Can the strange French doctor and his son save him or will Alfred be trapped with Arthur and Ivan forever? Warnings inside. CanAme

Germany wakes up feeling ill only to learn something shocking. Mpreg Gerita as well as a few other pairings. Don't like don't read. Named after the flower.

CAUTION: CONTAINS YAOI. If you don't like gay stuff, this is NOT for you. This was my very first Hetalia fanfic that i recently found in a forgotten corner of my flashdrive. Rated M for the usual stuff ;) p.s. this is rather old, so if my style is different or if some facts are not right, i apologize profusely.

This is a prequel to my first story, Unwarranted Punishment. Like UP, it starts out kind of violent but gets sweet at the end. I promise. Rated M for violence, language, and sexual content. And i don't like putting "humor" as a genre, because i really don't know if the funny parts i write are actually funny :p but i did try to lighted the mood a little more in this one.

"Immediately, Matthew flushed, because Gilbert had that look in his crimson eyes, which Matthew didn't necessarily mind, but, maple, they were in a world meeting!" Generic world meeting!smut. Prucan. Rated M for a reason. R&R!

2p!Matt and 2p!Al decide to play a prank on 2p!Arthur, switching out during sex without Arthur knowing to give him a scare, though run off and take out their unfinished frustrations out on each other in the back of Matt's car.

Gilbert's brother is getting married, leaving Gilbert on his own. While dawdling on his un-awesome lonesomeness, Gilbert runs into a pretty violet-eyed Birdie who's actually had a crush on Gilbert since he saw the albino at his school. One thing leads to another, giving Gilbert someone to kill his loneliness with. PruCan oneshot/lemon

Matthew was a secret prostitute, lusting after his music professor. Slash. RusCan.

Gil has been struck with pain when trying to befriend the shy, sweet Canadian, feeling hopeless will he fix the friendship or let it rot to pieces.. Or will it become more?

Jealousy, love, hatred; these are all emotions that people feel. When it comes to the Vargas brothers, they go a little too far with ridding themselves of those emotions to keep themselves happy. Their 10 favorite ways to torture victims will be displayed here. Keep barf bags nice and close to you. Continuation of my 'Top 10 Torture' series. Rating may change.

Never bet on magic, because you will get screwed… in more than one way. A Norway/Denmark very crack sort of PWP one-shot, special request by Sianascera.

Prussia hasn't heard from Canada for a while, and when he goes to visit him he makes a discovery. Warning: Character death, profanity.

It is Matthew William 16th birthday today, too bad the occasion and the boy himself have been forgotten again. Matthew doesn't think he can take all this anymore. Human AU. Canada x ?

Antonio invites Lovino to a Treasure Hunt, but soon, Lovino is finding more than he was supposed to find. Oh, if only this nightmare could go away. Fail summary is fail. Rated M because I'm paranoid.

Canada is feeling suicidal after not being able to see Prussia for a long while.. And he gets tired of all the crap the other nations put him through, so he deals with it. Luckily for him, Prussia comes back just in-time to witness everything. Rated M for mature language. -This is my first fanfiction ;v;-

In which Romano learns that maybe codependency isn't so bad. Spamano fluff, oneshot, rated T purely for swearing.

Three years ago Gilbert lost Matthew and turns to cutting for comfort. Can the mysterious Canada help him get over his past when monsters haunt his own?

For some reason, the fact that he went out of his way to learn how to make pancakes, just so that we could make them together, is oddly sweet. I remember now. Why I'm friends with him, and why I'm falling in love with him. -Canada has a headache, and when Prussia comes to the door screaming about pancakes, he thinks his day can't get any worse. PruCan, language. (PastaFreak Romano)

After an incident at a nearby park, Alfred finds himself repeating the same day of events over and over again.

AU Hetalia. Just another typical day in the bad touch trio's school club. They're all bored, when Prussia brings up a new game! Let's see how they end up... BTT Oneshot. Warning: FrancexSpainxPrussia, BTT threesome, language, malexmale, YAOI, clueless Spain.

A one-shot. Rated for blood and wording. ... Lots and lots and lots of blood. Gore/Psychological. No smut, but suggestive wording. Alright, have fun!

I was in the mood for a Dark!Hetalia. So, Taa-Daa! No smut, rated purely for gore. So, faint of heart, don't read it. Note: Technically, one is supposed to figure out who they are by the end, but I had to specify characters, so...

Romano is once again mad at Spain but this time for good measure; he forgot his fucking birthday! Latvia's attempts to remedy the situation ends with a punch to the face and a very creepy Russia in search of revenge. After all no one touches Russian property, including angry Italians. Warnings inside. Beware, i had like, three days to write this so it kind of sucks.

"Please, don't fight with Ludwig in public." "And if I do?" "I'll make you regret it." During dinner, Gilbert acts out twice. Matthew believes the wine has gotten to his head some as an idea hatches in his mind to make him behave some. PruCan. Smutty-ness. Human names used hints as GerIta, and only talk of Spamano. Rated M for a reason ;D

Ivan lets Yao top. Keep that in mind and look at the title of the story. I think it's pretty obvious what the story is about xD

I never thought that I would be standing in this situation. I never thought that I would be the one standing in the front of the meeting room telling the others this news. Nothing ever happens to me that I can't handle. I'm German for gods sake. Yet here I am. Major Character Death

Emil cuts himself, only to find Lukas being the reason. Contains Norway/Iceland and a trigger warning.

Having your job taken from you when you worked so hard for it, sucks. To help deal with it Matthew finds comfort in a bar. However his time is cut short when a mysterious stranger captures his eye. He just can't get over how much his life changes over a couple of Drinks.

Do not read if you love Disney's The Little Mermaid, Mermaids in general, and if Rape, Mpreg, and violence is not your thing. Will possibly induce vomitting for grotesquery and just plain sick shit.

Just some typical Highschool AU UsUk PWP. One-shot. Iggy is a punk and Alfred is a jock. I suck at summaries! Don't like then don't read! Rated for yaoi and swearing!

Looks like I decided to make another one. This is a sequel to A Tomato Box Fairytale and Another Tomato Box Fairytale. Poland drags Lithuania in search of a certain special tomato box. If you have read my other stories, you would know that there will be genderbending. There will be chapters of GerIta and Spamano, but this story is mostly about LietPol

Based off of the song. Canada finds out Prussia cheated and things just go downhill from there. Rated M for depression, suicide, and angst.

Hetalia AU. CONTAINS HARD VORE AND CHARACTER DEATH. RATED M FOR SAFETY. Arthur, a sexy English God, visits a parallel universe every 10 years and claims 1000 sacrificial humans that their society have chosen to give to him.

Have you ever wondered how Russia liked to torture people? Well, these are his top 10 favorite ways to do so!

One-shot PruCan fic. Gilbert has always imagined dirty things involving the quiet Matthew but, after randomly deciding to confess his love, will he actually attempt to make one of his favourite fantasies come true? Seriously, what a beast.

Written for a Writing game: Cardverse. An argument fills the kingdom over the Ace of Spades, and what's the mischievous Joker got to do with it. Drabble

canada and prussia are on a date canada ends up in the hospital he wants gilbert america and england wont let them be together and prussia is filled with guilt eventual yaoi human names used sad! russiamer thrown in

Suicidial!Romano. Romano thinks he's unloved and wants to end it all. Can some memories make him change his mind? Rated M for attempt suicide.

"What was it that we learned in Health that time? It's basic fucking first aid, you idiot. You should be able to remember this. Keep the subject's airway clear. Scoop any vomit from their mouth before beginning to breathe air into the subject's lungs. Do not panic if you break a rib. Fuck, what if I break his rib?" PruCan.

Six years passing, a one night stand, and a secret kept from everyone can lead to trouble, especially if your name is Madeline Williams and the father of your child runs into you in the park. Prussia x Fem!Canada AU.

Finland is frustrated because Sweden is always at work. Excuse the crappy title, I didn't have much time to come up with a better one. There IS M/M, so if that's not your thing, don't read.

Tino Väinämöinen is fed up of waiting for his relationship to go further and decides to take action. First fanfic, yaoi, SuFin, human names used.

Why did they come here? Why couldn't they leave? GerIta, Spamano and one-sided PruIta

Matthew hated parties. At first he only went because his brother made him, but then he started going to spend time with the boy who had the bong under his bed. Canada/Netherlands. Warnings Inside.

Canada goes out with his family but they ignore him untill it's time to pay. When he hears that they want him to pay for their drinks, he snaps and it's up to a white haired knight to save him. PruCan, Cursing, Evil Canada, and Afraid America, read, Yoai 25 pages, might take a while to read.

This story is a prequel, sequel, but not a in-betweequel to a story I had written earlier called A Tomato Box Fairytale. This story will make more sense if you read that first. It's just a suggestion, though. I mostly wrote this one for a line that will be near the end of the story. I hope you enjoy! Spamano. Spain Fem!Spain /Romano GerIta

In which Prussia has some... /fun/ times with Canada's curl, and you should /all/ know what comes after that This story contains homosexual relationships AKA love making , please don't read if you're not into that kind of stuff.

Many girls have weight issues. But only a few have resorted to the same extreme measures as Lovina Vargas. SpainxFem!Romano. Rated M for language and eating disorders.

Many years into the future, and due to the circumstances, Norway harnesses Iceland's volcanic power for his own use. This meant taking over the whole country. Iceland was his now, and all Iceland could do was agree. Love is possessive. One shot, smut.

Veneziano has had to pretend all her life to be a boy to save herself from her promiscuous relatives. When Romano comes to visit her, she unknowingly eats the forbidden fruit of the tomato box fairy's treasure. This angers the fairy and a curse falls on her, turning her into a boy, but she also took the memories of the person Italy loved the most. Germany/Italy Fem!Italy /HRE

Alfred needs money to buy his dream car and Arthur is willing to give him 4000... to fuck Alfred's ass. Arthur x Alfred ; Lemon ; One-Shot

Mattie has insane cravings. Mpreg, fluff, PruCan. My first one shot posted, I know it's super short. Human names used.

HighschoolAU in which Matthew is alone except for his idiot brother and the homophobic bully.. but who just bought the house opposite his? How could life change so much just by adding a Frenchmen, German,Spaniard and Prussian? And what secrets could such an unlikely group hold? Rating: Self-harm boyxboy past abuse

What happens when you get three bored men on a saturday morning? Nothing good, especially when these men are the BTT, Bad Touch Trio. What comes out of this? Truth or dare. And How did Germany get sucked into this? Never play truth or dare with the BTT. Shit happens. Rated M for FrancexPrussiaxSpain Threesome. Yummy yaoi. Smut.

Italy finds Canada sleeping underneath his favorite tree one summer evening and decides to enjoy his company. Warnings inside. Light fluff in the beginning chapter. M comes later.

He's done and doesn't want to try anymore. Also, the aftermath. Character death, may be triggering.

Matthew is stuck in a hard place and doesn't know what to do. He loves two people, and with one of them, he isn't sure if he can trust them completely with the news of a child on the way. Warning: MPreg, Lemon, Fluff, Drama. Arguments, etc.

Spain has been out drinking, and Romano wakes up in a glass box. Contains: masochistic Romano, sadistic/evil/drunk/conquistador/inquisitor Spain, smut and a author who can't write smut.

Goodbye was always bittersweet, but Sweden never thought it would hurt this much. Sweden/Finland, angsty smut

5 short stories based on songs. Warnings: mentions of, homophobia, Mpreg, and songs being cockblocks

Canada helps his boyfriend sneek into a world meeting, but what happens when hiding under the table get's boring? Well... Something Canada isn't too happy about. Rated M for Yaoi and Public Sexual Acts

There's a blizzard that has left China stranded at Russia's house and they have to keep warm somehow.

Antonio says he met his love's eyes over the bin of tomatoes. Lovino says he was stalked relentlessly until he was forced to give in. Written with Verboten Byacholate, side story to Root of Attraction.

Sweden and Finland need to get away from their busy lives for a while to spent some time alone with each other, so America lets them borrow his beach house. Let's just say that they didn't actually go swimming. SuFin smut WOOT!

Romano has moved to America with his family, where they opened up a restaurant. There he gets the pleasure of having the bad touch trio as customers. He then has the luck of a certain Spaniard deciding to go after him. Spamano Prucan GerIta sebsea

Canada gets an unexpected visit from his brother Alfred. Thinking it would be just like any other visit...He was so wrong.he also finds out his brother Alfred has a little Cowboy fetish. a Canada X America YAOI READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

There is a laps of time between the first two Hunger Games Katniss competes in. And the Hetalia characters star in it. What happens when countries who can't stand each other to begin with are supposed to kill each other?

when Italy can't sleep he looses it and goes crazy on everyone who gets in his way sucky i know but the story is hopefully better starts of with crack pairings ends with gerita rated m for violence and minor sexual situations subject to change XD

2P America wonders into the 1P world and ends up with Germany. GerAme. Warning: Lemon.

With the need running through his veins Mathew's jugement might have been hindered. oh well. That will not stop a certain prussian from claiming him. two-shot. Prucan. mentions of USUK

Seven Minutes in Heaven PruCan ! T for themes, not quite smut, but it's close XD Oneshot.

Antonio's back from the new world, but he's not himself. S-something's off with the way he's looking at me... Chibimano and Spain No pairing. Rated M for Rape.

WARNING FOR YAOI. GerAme. 2PGermany x America. The scars had been what caught Alfred's eyes. Throat going dry and his stomach tightening the only thing he could do was lick his lips and take advantage of this situation. I don't own Hetalia

Italy knows all about his lover's kinky side and isn't afraid to show it. It's all a part of their love for each other. Italy/Germany smut, with some S&M themes.

Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.

A story about Norway and his car... but not really. Complete and UTTER crack. Warnings include Seme!Norway, H0rny!Denmark, Tarzan!Sweden, general OOC-ness, and some adult content. Can be taken as several different pairings if wanted. :3 One-shot.

Not my story, just sharing with you guys. Giripan written by my friend as a gift. Mostly for a good rated M laugh.

What happens when a mentaly unstable Canada has his diary read to the entire world? Not a pretty picture. Disclaimer: i do not own Hetalia or the characters. Rated M for yaoi, drug use, Mpreg, some swearing and a surprise at the end.

Alfred broke Arthur. He took him for his own and Arthur loves Alfred too much to stop him. Dark!Alfred

Madeline Williams was just invited for a simple dinner with her best friend Alice, but it turns out to be an unusual proposal by her boyfriend. Based off the internet meme proposal. Prussia x Fem!Canada. Spamano and UsUk if you squint. AU. Genderbend

America drops in for an unexpected visit. What Japan doesn't know is, it has a purpose. Summary is derp, story is better.

Italy's and Germany's new bosses managed to screw things up for them, and the outcome isn't very pretty. Character death, Gerita

Matt and Gil are sexy, fun boyfriends who just love getting kinky. Cute romance, bondage, etc. Descriptive sex scenes. CanPru yaoi

AU; Suicidal Lovino Vargas makes a suicide pact online with equally suicidal Antonio. They meet, they get mistaken for a couple on a date, and Lovino begins to wonder not so much if he wants to kill himself, but if he wants Antonio to.

Antonio opened his eyes, staring into the other's golden eyes. "One day, we will get married. Then I won't have to sneak in and out of here at certain hours anymore. We can share a room and I can help you with your job so you won't be lonely.." Cardverse!

GerIta mpreg. Rated M for Romano's potty mouth.

Est relationship, MPreg. Switzerland catches Austria playing a new piece and asks what it was for. He is sufficiently distracted by Austria. Rating to be safe.

Parenthood is hard, simple as that. Canada and Netherlands figure out the hard way to juggle love, work and their child as she grows. Warnings: Mpreg, Matthew swearing at a police officer and Netherlands *not* crying.

"Please. I know you can hear me. Just please… kill me. Kill me. I want to die. Please." "That would be impossible, da." I suck at summarys. Way better summary inside.

Written by Canada... So many stoner references it isn't even funny. Don't do drugs kids!

Spamano, GerIta, mentions of UsUk. "Nuestro pequeño jardín will grow strong with both of us caring for and harvesting it…" Romano and Spain host Germany and Italy at their house. Warning: shounen-ai and mentions of mpreg. No like, no read. Review?

America has a little fetish, he loves to see England in the police uniform. Warning: boyxboy smut fetishness and handcuffs ;p ONESHOT

It brings all the boys to the yard.

Romano lies back and thinks of Spagna. Shameless porn born of the Kink Meme: you've been warned.

Spain got a little drunk and told France something he shouldn't have. Something regarding his boots fetish. And now Romano knows. R-18 yaoi.

America is bored and cut off from the other nations, and a man's got needs, though.. He takes it a little far with a tub of butter. Maybe Alfred has a food fetish or something.

Today is Canada's birthday. And he's sure that this time everyone will remember. It'll be his best birthday ever! ...Right? Oneshot. Happy Canada Day everyone!

My favorite yaoi pairings from Hetalia ;D

Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.

Matthew has always loved Gilbert, and always will, but that doesn't mean that the other knows. One drunken night, all the feelings he ever had for the albino finally come to light. Song-fic/one shot. Heavily implied sex and character death.

An Italian boy, who was sold off to FEMALE pirates to pay off his parent's debts, end up being 'rescued' by the most notorious pirate on the sea; Antonio Carriedo. Spamano, PruCan, GerIta, UsxUk, SeborgaxSealand

Bringing your boyfriend tulips isn't really the same as bringing him weed, right? Happy International Pot Day.

Gilbert starts something in the classroom that Matthew isn't too comfortable finishing at school. When their french teacher insists they go to the bathroom wink , Matthew is convinced to finish what Gilbert started. PRUSSIA x CANADA MATURE CONTENT YAOI

Prussia is getting annoyed with Italy's curl. What happens if he messes with it?

A short GerIta moment. Character death. There was one part I thought about changing, but decided to leave it. GermanyXItaly. Yaoi.

College graduate Antonio Carriedo is the simple kind of guy who doesn't want much. What is he to do when an Italian genie expects him to make three wishes? Jealous/possessive!Spain fill for Lumoa. AU, rated for profanity and the birds and bees.

Turkey finds broken glass in the dining room, and Greece is the culprit but won't admit. *SHOTA* Rated M. second chapter will involve Egypt BUT he's standing at the doorway watching. . Lame title is lame.

Poor!Antonio takes out a loan with the mafia and Lovino comes to collect...top!Romanoxbottom!Spain. Warnings:AU, sexual content, prostitution, and cavity-inducing Tio Toño. Complete.

Matthew shows up at Holland's hoping to surprise him with his visit and throw in some surprise kinky kitty sex but things don't always go according to plan. Sometimes you just have to improvise. Neko!Canada/Netherlands Smut

For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand

Another kind of "Day in the Life" type thing. Why Germany now only calls Prussia on his cell phone at two in the afternoon if he hasn't heard from his brother in a while. One-shot. COMPLETE. General Warnings: Yaoi, hinted MPreg, slight OOC.

Summary: The kids take something Denmark says a little too literally. Kind of a "Day in the Life" story. Warnings: Denmark and Prussia are a pairing. That's...about it. One Shot. COMPLETE.

Prussia is living with Denmark and is still recovering from the abuse he suffered at Russia's hands. Oneshot. COMPLETE. Warnings: Yaoi/Shounen-ai again, not sure what to call it , some language, slightly hinted at MPreg

This is just an excerpt from a role play that I wrote into a ficlet. Denmark/Prussia. ONESHOT. Complete. General warnings - MPreg and hinting of male on male sex.

America and Japan stuck in an elevator at work, smut ensues. Written for ameripan xmas on Livejournal.

Canada experiments with his brother's little fetish. Kinkmeme Deanon. Incestyness ahead.

When you lose someone you love dearly, nothing hurts worse. It's a feeling that overwhelms your soul. It's what Matthew feels as he mourns over the death of his husband, Gilbert. Can a midnight night visit bring him some peace? Warnings: AU, Death, MPreg

Italy goes to France for help because he believes Germany doesn't like him any more. France knows just the thing to help. Will it work? GerIta request for Bender is Sailor Mars Smut

Canada is tired of being alone and forgotten, so one night, close to Christmas, he makes a wish that strangely comes true, but he'll soon find he got more than he asked for. Human-KumajiroxCanada

They felt their bodies shiver from the cooling rain, from the loss of blood and the silent fear that wouldn't show. But they weren't scared, not in the slightest. Rated M for mentions of you know what.

A one-shot from Germany's POV,Set in WW2.

Sometimes there is such a thing as too much structure and control.

England decides that he wants to stop living a lie. Summary sucks, but give it a chance. Minor USUK. Rated for Character Death. Oneshot.

France shows up at Canada's house. Canada interprets it in his usual-but-super-annoying self-deprecating way. Franada foot fetish...wait, what?

Love, seemingly simple, needlessly complicated. Even more so in the mind of a 17 year old boy. Gilbert learns the hard way that nothing is never what it seems when your in love.

I was born to protect you and to keep you safe. Give me the order and I'll do it with out questioning you. Just please, don't break me so much. US/UK. Incest. Fairy Tale.

"You could be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare, either way I, dont wanna wake up from you" -Beyonce Prucan slight usuk Matthew has nightmares about a certian prussian. How dose it work out? Fail summary. I dont own Hetalia. Highschool AU

Kink meme fill: Flustured Latvia and impressed with himself Sealand. Shota, smut, Sealand/Latvia

The German soldiers shoved a straggler in the group with the butt of his riffle and I swear I heard a rib crack. Yet again the German orders barked out were too fast for even the translator in the group to understand. Rated M for violence and later smut.

*PruIta* Prussia is out to seduce Italy, and it's a foreplay that will leave him breathless.

Matthew is a 16 year old hig school student. He carries his stuffed bear abound with him everywhere. Gilbert wants Matthew to see him Maybe Kumajiro is the key. Ierelivant backpack objects. yaoi. lemons rape abuse. stuffed toys FLUFF

Coming home to Italy chained naked to his bed was not what Germany had in mind for his day. Plot-less smut. Bondage. Germany x Italy

Upon visiting Alfred, Arthur is forced to give the American a private lesson. UKxYoung!US/Young!USxUK SMUT

A nice, shameless Itacest lemon.

A story we wrote for kabutochan because she was the 400th reviewer for Fall of a Hero. RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Warnings: Rape, sex, man on man, language and adult themes. Russia/Prussia, one shot.

Suicide. No Happy End. Rated M for fear of tainting still pure minds. Gakuen Hetalia.

High School AU. Romano and England join together to try to get their boyfriends, Spain and America, to ask them to the homecomming dance. But nothing can go right for poor Tusnderes, can it? Sparo, UsUk.

Prussia and Canada have been together for awhile now. They've decided to finally tell their families that they're dating. Why now? Because Canada's pregnant. Mpreg. PruCan, USUK, Ita/Germ, Sparo.

After a night of passion Ciel becomes pregnant. Smut. Crack. Mpreg. My birthday gift to me! I'm soo happy!

A bunch of one-shots with various pairings, all foucusing on those little, weird curls. Chapter Ten: Denmark/Norway

During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...

Maybe Romano and Feliciano are even more alike than we thought. GermanyxN.Italy SpainxS.Italy MPREG full lemon in later chapters fourshot -First Hetalia, please go easy-

Canada finally finds someone that loves him, the problem? He really doesn't know how to tell America about him. And why is there blood on the carpet? ?/Canada.

When Ed can't figure out how to tell him, he decides actions speak louder than words. The rest was something they never expected. RoyxEd. Mpreg. Chapter 23 up!

Completed! Captured by scientist with plans to develop an advanced alchemist society, Edward is forced to face trials that seem out of his world – and he doesn’t even know it! RoyEd, MPREG.